The Cosmic Vending Machine

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get a koy carp and a waterfall. The Koy swims up the waterfall and turns into a dragon. So in reality you get a dragon.

*inserts a pound coin*

 

[Captain Mexican]

You get a mexican warlord

*inserts :bunny:*

 

[psiclone]

you get :mystery:

*inserts xbox 360 controller*

 

[Velocir_X]

you get 6 fingers and 2 thumbs

*Inserts :psy: and :venny: + :soph: *

 

[Captain Mexican]

You get Nothing

*inserts Jeri Ryan*

 

[Chalupa]

You get a dead mexican.

*inserts air*

 

[Tindy]

You get liquid nitrogen.

*inserts 3/5ths of a person*

 

[Captain Mexican]

You get the rest of the person

*inserts the moon*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get an arse.

*Inserts a carrot*

 

[Mundane]

You buck teeth, long ears, and :bunny: .

*Inserts Wyatt's pinkie toe*

 

[Captain Mexican]

You get :box:

*inserts :smile: :grin: :biggrin: :sad: : :barf: :lol: :haha: :huh: :kiss: :blush: :|: :wink: :shades: :blank: :cute: :pissed: :tongue: :crazy: :down: :shock: :thumb: :dead: uch: :toot: :cheers: :fap: :angel: :devil: :boo: :girl: :specs: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

 

[Chalupa]

You get :fap:

*inserts a roflcopter*

 

[psiclone]

you get

*inserts

 

[Velocir_X]

you get

*Inserts :specs: *

 

[Mundane]

You get :bacon:

Inserts :psy:

 

[Truly else]

Gets a migraine

Inserts return to forum

 

[Toams]

you get justin timberlake in a flask

inserts a bride

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get a messy divorce, where you lose everything while still technically keeping half.

*inserts a Pokéball*

 

[bacon]

get a cheaply made fakemon

*inserts silly string*

 

[Toams]

you get a man's blue tigerprint thong, you wonder what you're going to do with it

*inserts 50 fruity flavors and a lollipop stick*