Saukrates: Summer Cut 2012 (No Care, No Enter)

[Daxis]

I would no longer be a manlet though and will still be at a good height for bodybuilding, so the ends justify the means and all will be perfect in my life (after my stretch marks are removed and my skin is bronze year round, and my eyebrows are waxed and my chest+upper legs+ass+any other unhygienic place is laser hair removal'd).

this is worth 9 months of extreme pain and rehabilitation assuming that nothing goes wrong in the operation?
and 5'9 is literally the average height in america/western world, so the manlet thing is a total bias of your bodybuilder forums.

 

[Jason]

Yeah, your body building friends are dumb, like Daxis said, the average height IS 5'9... so you're fine lol. I'm fine with my height and I'm 5'8, I mean, I WOULD rather be taller, and if it weren't for my "condition" I'd actually be a few inches taller (True story), but I'm still fine like this, it really doesn't bother me that much (Except my shortest friend is 5'11 and then all my others are over 6ft... that sucks lol)

 

[Ellie]

5'9/5'8 isn't short lol, you should meet my friends

one comes below my nipples (but wipes it off afterwards)

 

[Jason]

LOL

 

[Sauk]

lol'd so hard, and I was mostly kidding about the limb lengthening surgery. I wouldn't pursue it, however, I also wouldn't turn it down.

I just ate an entire medium pizza as well, however, it's because my friend is over and bitches about the amount of chicken that I eat.

 

[Jason]

It was my brothers birthday today, and we had so much fucking pizza, no idea why we needed 10 12" pizzas since only 5 of us were actually eating... I ate a full pizza plus 6 slices of another, the only reason I stopped is so I wasn't full for the birthday cake...

I don't want to get on the scales! D:

 

[Sauk]

hnnng cake

 

[Venetia]

jBrist HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

 

[Venetia]

dont get me wrong, i envy your metabolism and props to you for not just being like a huge obese person,
but GOD DAMN

 

[Jason]

jBrist HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

 

[Jason]

But seriously, I don't know, I mean I DO put weight on like any other person, but I can lose it pretty quickly too, despite still eating a ton of shit

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

I think I've lost around 4 lbs. Yay me!

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

Don't get me wrong. I'm still a fat SOB. However, I'm no longer overweight. Now I just need to keep burning calories until I'm in my ideal weight (I'm borderline overweight right now).

 

[Twirly]

You're fine with 5'9 dude (HAH I AM 6' bitch)
Plus you don't look weird with a short gf (like that 6'6'' big dude in my school with his 5'1'' gf, I'm sorry but that shit looks weird, esp since she has a baby face too) and short women are hot. (Eva Longoria, Alison Brie, Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson are all around 5'1-5'4)

 

[Ellie]

Just never spray tan.

 

[Sauk]

Oh god I am becoming so self-obsessed, must.. get.. 29" waist.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

You do that. I wish I were obsessed as you about body image. Then I wouldn't be so fat and I'd go to the gym more than once a week.

 

[Jason]

So I found out the reason why I can't lose weight as fast as I used to... (I could use to lose like 5-6 lbs a week piss easy), it's because of my medication for my epilepsy, apparently it slows the rate at which my fat is burned... it doesn't slow my metabolism though, just the fat burning rate (Lolwut?), so I'd have to work extra fucking hard to lose as much as I used to...

 

[Spoo]

I've lost some weight since I started limiting my calorie intake, so I'm doing some good! I haven't made any visible progress as far as muscle building is concerned but I don't expect that to be very fast for me. I hope that when I start work this summer I will be helping that.

 

[Sauk]

ffs I've lost so much muscle mass, this is pissing me off.

Weight when I started: ~180lbs
Weight now: ~173lbs

Bodyfat now: 16%, fuck's sake.

brb buying clen and dropping down to 7% during the colder months.