HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

[Makasu]

Ideally you'll be familiar with what gets your partner off before committing the act. There's more that could be said, but really it's a different situation for every girl. :/

You kinda gotta play it by tongue.

PS, suggest, never demand unless you're with a girl who wants you to be forceful. Also, beware teeth.

Good advice.

the hell is a scraper?

@wyatt: Whats so bad about that? I have a 19inch penis. No girl can take the whole thing. So I just get tip action. >:] because I'm a stud too. *pops collar* lol j/k Des is to cool.

 

[Ellie]

I'd know, my penis is practically a clit LOL

 

[Ellie]

Although I have a girlish flexible back so it's all fun

 

[Makasu]

Your clit is pretty much a penis you mean.

 

[Despain]

guys stop spamming and going off-topic this thread is about giving and receiving oral sex

 

[Ellie]

Is autocunnilingus possible? I know autofellatio is  :wink: but like... some guys can lick their balls, and there's lots of uber flexible girls out there.

 

[zenotic]

Honestly, you shouldn't be too worried about munching rug.

The interesting one is the ninja strike force maneuver(TM). Basically, while you're doing your designated clam burger buffet duties, you need to drop a finger down to the next door and get that nice and ready for the big surprise. If executed correctly, you can then procede to toss that salad and get your salami in and you just made history.

 

[Makasu]

Oh new topic discussion!

Women: If you've given or received oral sex [[females]] from another guy [[or female]] for that matter how was it?

Men: If you've given oral sex to a female how was it for you? Are the rumors true? Was it fishy business? Things like that.

Discuss if you want.

 

[Makasu]

Honestly, you shouldn't be too worried about munching rug.

The interesting one is the ninja strike force maneuver(TM). Basically, while you're doing your designated clam burger buffet duties, you need to drop a finger down to the next door and get that nice and ready for the big surprise. If executed correctly, you can then procede to toss that salad and get your salami in and you just made history.

Are you talking about giving the shocker? Two in the pink one in the stink?

 

[zenotic]

Oh new topic discussion!
Please tell me how good a blowjob is plz plz plz
Discuss if you want.

Basically it's like getting laid with ZERO work put in.

And no, not the shocker. The shocker is an amatures tool that guarentees ejection from the game. It's meant to be pulled as a prank. I'm talking about full face into the vag and THEN you slip one in down below. God damn newbies.

 

[Ellie]

It's painful in that it hurts your back after a while, but the reward is worth it if you can reach.

 

[Makasu]

Oh new topic discussion!
Please tell me how good a blowjob is plz plz plz
Discuss if you want.

Basically it's like getting laid with ZERO work put in.

And no, not the shocker. The shocker is an amatures tool that guarentees ejection from the game. It's meant to be pulled as a prank. I'm talking about full face into the vag and THEN you slip one in down below. God damn newbies.

I'm glad you changed it. I've recieved blowjobs before. I know what thats like. And oh well I had no idea what you meant. You gave it some weird ass name. The ninja something. Hahaha and yes I R NEWB. Thats what the purpose of this is now. Getting some head. And giving to a girl.

ALSO: Who is the man in the little boat?!?! Lol  :thumb:

 

[zenotic]

The clit.

 

[FlippyD]

The bean.

 

[Ellie]

Wyatt.

 

[Makasu]

But I can't swim.
:[

 

[mawk]

you'll learn to swim...

in her beautiful crevasse...

 

[Ellie]

apparently her diet affects the taste by the way, just like with semen

 

[Calibre]

Also don't just focus on the clit, it'd be like a girl going down on you and just sucking on your head

No it isnt.  What else should you focus on, tugging on a outer labia, the tv behind her head (yes)?  Nothing wrong with the odd probing finger or two but its easier to get a rhythm without a thrusting hand/fist/ice pop.  Like trying to rub your belly and head at the same time.

All girls that are 17 give head, if they dont get them drunk and tell them they are good at it.

 

[Makasu]

Not all girls do Calib. Or else I would've been done got them. Although the younger ones are starting to. 16 year olds are going crazy.

And she doesn't drink. :/

apparently her diet affects the taste by the way, just like with semen

I don't think so. Thats if she cums correct? Other than that its like a different kinda taste/smell.

you'll learn to swim...

in her beautiful crevasse...

I sure as hell hope so because you can drown in 3 inches of water [[or liquid for that matter]]. XD