HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?
- Thread starter Makasu
- Start date
Venetia!":2jnnlt0w said:
I don't know I was trying to figure that out myself.
ixis":2jnnlt0w said:
No she just has a short attention span. I think she has ADD. But I love my girlfriend because of it. :] Well not because of that but because its a part of her. Flaws and all like the beyonce song is labeled.
Venetia!":2jnnlt0w said:
Hrmm I don't know. I haven't actually asked her to give me head yet...I should try though!
And I know plenty of girls who wont' based on the fact that they think its disgusting. I tell them don't knock it till you try it but they refuse to. Meh.
Killface":2jnnlt0w said:
Your repsonses to non serious topics always make me laugh.
Commander Wyatt":2jnnlt0w said:
Thats a good one as well. Noted.
moog":2jnnlt0w said:
Arr matey >P-]. I guess I should've labeled it better as Des put it. :/
If by blood you mean clitoris and by throw away you mean spit not swallow...Blacula":2jnnlt0w said:
Trust me, get to at least third base, and then suggest the idea every now and then.
NOT everyday, but at least once every other week when you both get in the mood and you both start deciding the things you're going to do for the next 45 minutes.
Also do a lot of stuff for her. Warm her up to the idea, offer to go south on her, etc etc etc.
Or do Wyatt's idea, I personally like that better.
NOT everyday, but at least once every other week when you both get in the mood and you both start deciding the things you're going to do for the next 45 minutes.
Also do a lot of stuff for her. Warm her up to the idea, offer to go south on her, etc etc etc.
Or do Wyatt's idea, I personally like that better.
Play find the soap with her.
Put some soap on the floor, tell her to grab the soap then when she bends over to grab it BANG!! you have her,
and all she can do is enjoy it. lol
[serious]How about you take her out to dinner and a horror movie? and pay for everything and then later go trick or treating with her
hope that helps [/serious]
Or you wait till she is sleeping then she is all yours :P
Put some soap on the floor, tell her to grab the soap then when she bends over to grab it BANG!! you have her,
and all she can do is enjoy it. lol
[serious]How about you take her out to dinner and a horror movie? and pay for everything and then later go trick or treating with her
hope that helps [/serious]Or you wait till she is sleeping then she is all yours :P
moog":29v6lo66 said:
XD I just now actually got it. Hahaha.
I R teenager 2. :[Venetia!":29v6lo66 said:
And oh really now? Hrmm thats something I never knew! Well see. She's mentioned it before but then her ADD or whatever it is kicks in and she forgets. :[ although I will keep these things in mind.
ixis":29v6lo66 said:
Also solid. But thats if I want head. Which like I said she has a kill switch and I need to put some tape over it or something. Hahaha.
But yes for Wyatt to not be posting serious some of the best ideas have come from Wyatt.
Joshisme123":29v6lo66 said:Play find the soap with her.
Put some soap on the floor, tell her to grab the soap then when she bends over to grab it BANG!! you have her,
and all she can do is enjoy it. lol
[serious]How about you take her out to dinner and a horror movie? and pay for everything and then later go trick or treating with her
Or you wait till she is sleeping then she is all yours :P
Oh yeah she loves horror movies! I forgot all about that. Didn't Saw V come out? Although last time I went to the movies with her I was forced to see Beverly Hills Chihuha. Which was horrible all itself. :/
We'll see. Maybe I'll just play sick and skip out? Nah. Especially since its halloween. And the trick or treating thing might work except the fact that I'm a 6'2'' guy and she's 5'6' and most people where I live won't give candy out if you're past a certain height...But I do like that for reals!
Maybe I can pay someone to act like they're going to mug her, I kick their ass and get rescue sex! >:3
It worked on that one show with Jennifer Garner. I think it was called Alias?
:[ It'll be okay.Dawne":29v6lo66 said:
moog":29v6lo66 said:
No one can hear your cries! Shhh go to sleep...go to sleep. It'll all be over in a little while. Shh go to sleep.