HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

[moog]

ohhhhh i get it now.

 

[Ellie]

bondage works

 

[Despain]

EDIT: I DON'T WANT HEAD!!! at least not only that. ROMANTIC. NEED SOMETHING FOR 8 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!

then you shouldn't have given your topic such a shitty title. don't expect anybody to take this seriously.

 

[alexis]

blacks != romantic

 

[Makasu]

I need to become a sponsor dammit! I don't have any money in my bank account though only in my wallet. :[

But bondage works for what? I'm not into that sorry. :/

EDIT: I know Des. I actually wasn't expecting this to get as many responses. Hahaha. But yeah title was a bad idea now I guess since this is more of a joking thing I like it like that. >:3

@Alexis: Well I'm not fully black. :p and my romance meter sucks ass beyond belief.

 

[Makasu]

I can't even pick up when a girl is hitting on me. Its that bad. O_o

 

[Ellie]

tell him to close his eyes and open wide

 

[moog]

do not take anything alexis says seriously

 

[Cheeze]

See...The first thing you do is go outside and get a big rock. Once you see that she is most vunerable, POW! Crack her in the back of the head! >> This can also be used for anal...

 

[alexis]

tell her a ghost has been haunting your pants and ask her to do some ghost busters shit

 

[Ellie]

wait for her to yawn then BAM

 

[Makasu]

tell him to close his eyes and open wide

Him who?

do not take anything alexis says seriously

OH she's one of those black magic women eh? THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU! *spits*

See...The first thing you do is go outside and get a big rock. Once you see that she is most vunerable, POW! Crack her in the back of the head! >> This can also be used for anal...

XD I'm not trying to kill her! Lmao. Although this is a funny one. I'll have to remember that for prison.

@Wyatt: POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

@Alexis: Get a vacuum cleaner? Because thats what those proton packs remind me of.

 

[Cheeze]

<< tell her that you were taking a piss outside and a rattlesnake bit your penis, and she needs to suck the poison out.....That always works...

 

[Ellie]

tell her you want her to suck your dick until you come, and then she can do whatever she wants with it?

idk, you want her to suck your dick, just ask her to suck your dick

 

[Cheeze]

Don't listen to Wyatt.. He doesn't know what he is talking about. << Go with one of my Tactics.

 

[So fist]

In Belarus, women who don't give head become spinsters.  No one will marry a girl who won't face fuck.

 

[Cheeze]

<< Where do i find these "Belarus" women?

 

[So fist]

The spinsters?  Any local library.  But why would you waste time with a girl who won't polish pee pees?  Are you a masochist?

 

[Cheeze]

>> where do you find the girls that will polish pee pees?

 

[FlippyD]

Did you ever think she has a short attention span and doesnt respond well to innuendo because you're boring and have a severe lack of player skillz?

@Wyatt: lol