HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

[FlippyD]

I like how WYATT is giving SEX.

 

[Makasu]

I'm actually serious about the whole femdom thing. Buy like a collar and handcuffs and er... I dunno, that sort of stuff, tie yourself up in an undignified position ready for her to walk in from work/school/whatever and find you like that

Lmao knowing my luck though it'd be her mom that walks in...:/ but these are really funny. :] you have some ace suggestions.

Ixis:Going down on a girl. I don't know about that one....

i like how there are 12 year olds trying to give serious advice

I do too because it makes for funniness all around. Be they 25-12.

You should add something.

And Wyatt is giving sex advice. Lol which is kinda disturbing.

Lol Ixis

 

[Ellie]

I like how WYATT is giving SEX.

Thanks we should do it again some time ^_^

Here's my callcard

 

[Despain]

Ixis:Going down on a girl. I don't know about that one....

WHAT

eating pussy is awesome

 

[Makasu]

Leave it to Des to do it.

Care to explain? I've never done it I've been offered but never done it.
I guess it'd be like those chicks who won't suck dick. :/

I don't know its kinda iffy to me...So many holes. O_o I'm joking but yeah I don't know I'll finger tap but not eat it.

 

[Ellie]

Eating a girl out even sounds awesome, I don't get why you wouldn't do it given the chance.

 

[Despain]

as long as they take good care of it and it's not all gross and shit then yeah it's totally awesome but you sort of have to know what you're doing down there the BEST PART of eating pussy is listening to the noises she makes and feeling the way her body responds (UNLESS SHE'S A BITCH AND FAKES SHIT which i never got because if something was bad she should just tell you make it more enjoyable for all parties involved).

also you can't be a pussy about eating pussy. it's not a tender little thing dspite what you might think don't be afraid to ATTACK THAT SHIT and bury your face in there

 

[Ellie]

See if her moans / breathing matches your actions to tell if she's faking.

Some girls can only come from oral/fingerplay.

Not that I'd know I'm Wyatt lol.

 

[mawk]

no, you'd know because you yourself are a girl. I won't hear otherwise.

 

[Ellie]

How did you find out |'O'|

Is that you in my tree

I hear frantic beeping

blip blip BLIP OH GOD BLIP

 

[Makasu]

Eating a girl out even sounds awesome, I don't get why you wouldn't do it given the chance.

Because fear. :[

as long as they take good care of it and it's not all gross and shit then yeah it's totally awesome but you sort of have to know what you're doing down there the BEST PART of eating pussy is listening to the noises she makes and feeling the way her body responds (UNLESS SHE'S A BITCH AND FAKES SHIT which i never got because if something was bad she should just tell you make it more enjoyable for all parties involved).

also you can't be a pussy about eating pussy. it's not a tender little thing dspite what you might think don't be afraid to ATTACK THAT SHIT and bury your face in there

I like the ending to that. ATTACK THAT SHIT and bury your face in there. Hahaha.
But yeah like I said fear. I know how to work a man hungry poon trap but I've never tongue fucked one before. I'll have to keep that in mind. Although I've heard horror stories.

And hair is a major issue for me. I mean a little I can deal with but most of the girls that have wanted it/offered either have a lot of hair and like to keep it "natural" I'll think that over though.

Because you Wyatt. Lol

@Miek: you've been had! The jig is up.

 

[mawk]

I'm wealthy enough that I can hire a robot to commit voyeurism for me.

 

[Despain]

I know how to work a man hungry poon trap but I've never tongue fucked one before.

whatever you do do NOT think of it as TONGUE FUCKING. eating pussy is a very different experience and if you just try to emulate FUCKING WITH YOUR TONGUe then she will be bored as fuck. eating a pussy is a lot more about SUCKING than it is about licking attack her clit like it's a dick seriously

i mean i am VERY BAD AT MOST SEX but the one thing i am good at is eating pussy (probably because i eat everything LOL FAT JOKE)

 

[Makasu]

this I know. I learned that from someone. You're supposed to suck it like a dick because you wouldn't just want a girl to lick your dick. Thats true. But again I'm horrible at picking up signs. Among other things.

Hahahaha I like that joke. And you can't be bad at sex! Thats impossible. Your Despain a legend! who will we follow if you can't lead?

 

[Makasu]

I need to be writing this down. I'm going to talk to her about it today. Should I demand it or suggest it?

 

[FlippyD]

Ideally you'll be familiar with what gets your partner off before committing the act. There's more that could be said, but really it's a different situation for every girl. :/

You kinda gotta play it by tongue.

PS, suggest, never demand unless you're with a girl who wants you to be forceful. Also, beware teeth.

 

[Dawne]

Despain this isn't helping me get over my schoolgirl crush on you=[

 

[Despain]

im a stud what can i say *pops collar*

 

[moog]

beware scrapers

 

[Ellie]

Also don't just focus on the clit, it'd be like a girl going down on you and just sucking on your head