good luck bad luck

[dadevvtsvre]

except for the fact that they were oatmeal raisin cookies.

 

[Zackwell]

Thankfully, the fruit content of it repelled Despain within a radius of 20 meters!

 

[Twirly]

but it lured teloch!

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Who is allergic to oatmeal and is killed by everyone throwing their cookies at the monster. Darth J then finds his chocolate chip cookies and gives them to everyone in celebration.

 

[Twirly]

unfortunately the cookies turned out to be poisoned

 

[Zackwell]

Luckily enough, despain ate them all first.

 

[Jason]

But he came back as a shitting dick nipple

 

[Ellie]

and got shanked by a chav. narf!

 

[Zackwell]

But then the chav started to loiter around HBGames, scaring off possible new members!

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

But a chav hunter became a new member and quietly killed the loitering chav.

 

[Ellie]

The new member was also Despain.

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

But then he was quickly killed by Darth J by force feeding him the final poisoned cookie with a poison that Despain cannot be immune to. He is not and thus quickly dies. His body is then quartered, crushed, each body-part burnt separately, the ashes sent to various places with 1 gram of ash being 54 miles from the next gram and finally each gram of ash is locked in solid glass containers that are filled with a deadly poison gas that gas masks cannot get rid. The glass is also protected by spikes, pits, spiked walls and a variety of deadly animals that cannot be killed by any means. The person killed was Despain DNA tests confirmed that before he was killed and the tests level of accuracy was 100% and the DNA was taken directly from Despain's gut so that false skin could not alter the readings. The stomach acid was real, the machines are not faulty and there is no way to get at any of the ashes.

 

[Zackwell]

Unfortunately he survived.

 

[Ellie]

...albeit scarred for life from the events which he had seen, never to recover and mentally paralyzed.

 

[Jason]

But it was all a dream and none of this happened, so Despain decided to go fuck a squirrel to celebrate his well being, but died of Rabies...

 

[Zackwell]

Then Zackwell invited everyone to go to the cinema!

 

[friend]

But the cinema showed a horrible movie.

 

[Pokémaniac]

But they got free popcorn!

 

[Ellie]

The popcorn was stale.

 

[Pokémaniac]

But it was perfect for throwing at the cast of the bad movie! (Who just happened to be near-by0