good luck bad luck

[bacon]

luckily, bacon had another cake handy and decided to cure cancer and moog.

 

[Mega Flare]

yes the cake cured the cancer but it turned all the cancer peoples into zombies so now thers an army of zombies after bacon to eat his brains

 

[bacon]

But bacon has ginger and spice and everything nice, so the zombies were like, "heh, hes too gay to attack, who the hell would want that guys brains," and left bacon alone.

 

[Mega Flare]

bacon had a heart attack after learning the zombies didnt attack him cause they thought he was gay

 

[bacon]

but bacon know this was all part of the plan, so he unheart-attacked himself. o:

 

[Mega Flare]

while he was unheart-attacking him self some evil ninja nazi jews came and attack america

 

[bacon]

so then Super Canada Man Devy came to put a stop to the violence in the neighboring country

 

[Mega Flare]

devy lost cause he isnt super D:

 

[bacon]

But during his dying moment, he was struck by lightning, making him super duper Cananda Man Devy.

 

[Mega Flare]

while turning into super duper canada man devy he lost his special coin that his dieing grandfather gave to him

 

[bacon]

but Devy grandpa was abusive and beat Devy everyday while he was alive, so losing the coin was symbolic of Devy letting go of the past and moving forward

 

[-LuX-]

sadly... the coin was worth millions.

 

[Truly else]

But the one who found it discovered that the lightning strike hit the coin and also grants the owner superpowers, like phoenix down summoning, which he uses to cure all zombies.

 

[Mega Flare]

but the the cured zombies are evil and try to take over the world

 

[Truly else]

yet they were dispatched easily by the barrage of clean bombs.

 

[Velocir_X]

that kill the person who sets them

 

[Ellie]

sending them to heaven ^^

 

[Pokémaniac]

to be mocked by god and then thrown into hell

 

[Ellie]

which was a damn lot better than Walsall.

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

But even through the plight, Darth J gave cookies to all