good luck bad luck

[Cryranos]

however when he went to a doctor for the problem, the doctor discovered the cure for aids from the lice and fleas, so the doctor gave him lots of money.

 

[psiclone]

On his way home, he was mugged and the money (which was on a gift card type thing) was stolen from him

 

[bacon]

Luckily, the thief didn't steal his dreidel or his virginity.

 

[friend]

he spoke too soon, the thief made him lose his virginity

 

[psiclone]

and after, he was able to sneak his money back into his pocket, and took off with it

 

[-LuX-]

running with money in hand he tripped and dropped his money down the gutter.

 

[Mega Flare]

going into the gutter to get his money he found a huge bag of weed

 

[Cryranos]

which he was arrested for possession only a few minutes later

 

[bacon]

But luckily, an illegal immigrant came running down the street and the cop chased him instead

 

[dadevvtsvre]

turns out, the illegal immigrant was actually moog, and moog was sent to jail D:

 

[Ellie]

The prison did have a pretty steady weed trade going though.

 

[bacon]

Upon arriving at the prison, one of the criminals being held there stamped his ass. Moog never left his cell and was never part of the weed trade. D:

(poor moogsters)

 

[Mega Flare]

while he wasn't in the weed trade someone invited him to the coke trade. its where all the cool cats are

 

[bacon]

He soon found out that its was pop/soda coke and not drug coke o:

 

[Mega Flare]

but being in that group let him out of jail early

 

[dadevvtsvre]

only to return home and find that all his stuff was stolen D:

he found a note with letters pasted from magazines saying "HoW DoeS IT Feel fagOT???? sIncRElY, DOOdmAN".................................

and then he sat down and cried :[

 

[bacon]

But then he remembered that doodman was a fagOT for stealing his stuff, so he laughed it off and continued doing moogish things.

 

[Mega Flare]

but then bacon came over and had his way with moog and moog didnt like that

 

[bacon]

But bacon apologized, baked him a cake, pulled out his umbrella and flew away Mary Poppingly. o;

 

[Mega Flare]

the cake was bad and moog turned into a zombie going after bacon to eat his brains