good luck bad luck

[Sgt. Cookie]

Who were armed with guns and killed everyone who threw popcorn.

 

[Ellie]

But this meant Despain was dead! (Have we got lost somewhere... o.O what is good what is bad oh god)

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Let us say that Despain dying is both good luck and bad luck and that we should all have a second bit where Despain dies horribly.

We all celebrate that Despain has died.

(Despain death bit)
Despain is killed by a bull analy raping him untill he bleeds to death from his arse. (Maybe this should be a fourum game. Yeah I'll do that. It will be called "Death to Despain")

 

[friend]

Despain detonated with flames, burning everyone to near death.

 

[Ellie]

But then Sephiroth arose from the flames.

 

[Zackwell]

And Zackwell got totally lost as we flatline down the road of Neutral news.

In other news, Oh crap, David Cameron is the new PM of the UK.

 

[Misery]

But got shot

 

[boon]

let's say that was good news

but unfortunately rose from the ashes as some kind of demon thing who started attacking teddybears

this is bad.

 

[Misery]

But then we all got saved by zackwell

 

[Pokémaniac]

...So he could take us to his house and do naughty things to us...