FAIL.

[Luminier]

Foreskin tearing FAILs. :XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
That makes me queasy just reading it. Ummm, so how 'bout them period blood related FAILs?(Yes I prefer those over these)

 

[Ninjitsu]

Seriously, this place is why venetia has such a huge post count.

And shutting down wannabe threads.

 

[Calibre]

Is it like true American guys (including white non-jewish) generally don't have foreskins?  I don't really get how you can get enjoyment without one.  If you're English, white, non-jewish and foreskin-less... you're well... different.  Or did you all lose yours in a bike accident?

 

[iceplosion]

That would be the most epic bike accident ever.

 

[Venetia]

I'm still trying to figure that out. Either his schlong was 2 feet long and he was riding around nude, or else there was some sort of extreme Jackass-wannabe-can-i-get-a-lot-of-hits-on-youtube-if-i-do-this-related shit going on.

Seriously, this place is why venetia has such a huge post count.

And shutting down wannabe threads.

i think i've been caught :O!

 

[mawk]

I don't really get how you can get enjoyment without one.

The shaft, man, it's all about the shaft!

Yeah, things are a little less fun without a foreskin.

 

[Venetia]

I've heard the opposite.

I don't like the look of circumsized ones as much as uncircumsized. Circumsized ones remind me a little of that baby alien popping out of that dude's chest in the first Alien movie. But hey, I'll take what I can gets ;3

 

[mawk]

Really? I'd heard that without the foreskin covering the head, constant contact with, say, the insides of one's boxer shorts makes the tip less sensitive.

Then again, I guess it depends which side you're on.

Whoah, how did this turn into the Dicks Discussion Thread alluvasudden? o_O

 

[Luminier]

But hey, I'll take what I can gets ;3

Yes, because if you could get what you want, you wouldn't be getting dicks at all. ;3

also yeah without the foreskin, the penis head loses some sensitivity due to contact with things like your undershorts and the like. As such, sexual intercourse is a bit less... sensational(LOLPUNZZ). But anyway let's get on with the FAILs!

 

[Calibre]

not so much that much the foreskin rubbing back and forth against the head is what gives the most sensation.  On the up side it probably makes circumcised people better at providing duracell love.

 

[Venetia]

But hey, I'll take what I can gets ;3

Yes, because if you could get what you want, you wouldn't be getting dicks at all. ;3

Hmm ... Can't I have both? {:<


edit: Bring on the fffffff-f-f-fails :O

 

[Despain]

I've heard the opposite.

I don't like the look of circumsized ones as much as uncircumsized. Circumsized ones remind me a little of that baby alien popping out of that dude's chest in the first Alien movie. But hey, I'll take what I can gets ;3

baby you're in luck

but yeah cut dicks are gross also if you keep your foreskin your foreskin gives that RIDDED FOR HER PLEASURE feeling so it's better for both participants

 

[shiroun]

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[Luminier]

shiroun don't spam:|

 

[Venetia]

Oh, I remember another fail. When I was about 13, I was in damn good shape, my stomach was totally solid. I wasn't muscley, but there wasn't any fat (I barely ever ate, so how could I gain any o_O). Anyway I was tall and bad at sports so the guys liked to pick on me (guys always pick on the tall girl ... Being the "tall girl" is IMO worse than being "the fat kid", atleast until high school, when the boys catch up). We were playing volleyball for P.E. and I missed the ball.

A dude on my team walked up, picked up the ball, and slammed it straight into my face as hard as he could. It hit my nose really hard, you know how you tear up when you get hit in the nose? Well it looked like I was crying so the boys were sitting there laughing at me. The dude who chucked a volleyball at my face walked over to give me a hard time, and I hocked a loogie in his face. A really big one. It hit him right under the eye.

So he throws a punch, at my stomach. Yeah, it hurt, I won't lie, but it wasn't THAT bad. Honestly if he'd hit me anywhere else I probably would have been on the floor, but like I said, my stomach was rock solid, and I gave easily.

Right afterward, while I stood there, unflinching, he starts bawling, and ran off. Little bitch sprained two of his fingers.

The P.E. Coach (real douche) wasn't anywhere nearby, so the little dick had to run all the way to the nurse's office alone while his friends laughed at him. Little bitch was too embarrassed to report I'd done it.

I wish I could say it turned out like it does in the T.V. shows, where the bullies get respect for you, but that didn't happen. They just didn't get physical anymore, and I was known as a dyke for a few years. No big. Funny thing is, outside of how I looked, that wasn't very far from the truth ;o

Fail on him. :3

oh and: yay that wasn't about vaginal blood belching.

 

[shiroun]

@Venetia - You had a six pack? Or did you just execise a good amount and have a tight stomach naturally?

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The electrical guy came to check the meter today, and my Akita was in the back yard when he came into the back yard, UNANNOUNCED.

The only reason he isn't dead right now is because I heard the gate close, and I RAN to get my dog in.

For anyone who knows Akita's, they can take on a pack of coyotes and win, or even a full grown bear. They can kill basically any animal, and depending on the animal, a good group of them. Taking on a human would be easy for any Akita.

Anyway, I went outside, and this guy was walking towards the back door, while my dog was at the back door, guarding it. I opened the door to see my dog go in a circle, and go down. I don't mean crouch, I mean low. For an akita, that means they're going to kill. I opened up the door and screamed for my dog to get in, and I went outside in her place. This dude told me what he was doing, I yelled at him for coming in the backyard, asked his where he was from, and all that junk. When he checked the meter, and was done and gone, I was kind of pissed off.

But to make things WORSE, I took my dog for a walk right afterwards, to see him again; going back saying he needed another reading. Turns out he went into the house, and my sister was inside. Nothing happened, but my sister got REALLY pissed off at me.


But everything checked out ok, so wherever.
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Edit: Venetia reminded me;

This kid chucked a lacrosse stick at my back today, and it was a pure metal alloy 6000 warrior, which in normal terms is a HARD and painful shaft and head. Anyway, I turned around after it dropped, and he was running at me.

Sidenote: I'm in a cast on my right arm, which is what I'd usually fight someone with, and part of my right lumbar is hurt from waking up in an odd position (probably rolled over in my bed and slept funny).

So anyway, he was running at me, and my instinct if someone is going to try to ram me, is lean down and flip them. I did that, and then I dropped onto him and partially pinned him.  By partially I mean I can't use my right arm in fights, it still hurts to move it. (His left) arm was still free, and he started to throw small, weak punches at my right ribcage, or in otherwords, my right lumbar. The pain from it started to hurt a bit to much, so I curled both my arms under his shoulders, and pressed against his clavical (bone surrounding the neck (yes I spelt it wrong, idk how to spell it). Now, I broke my wrist, but I can use the side of it to put pressure on, especially with my adrenaline running. This kid was light as hell, so it was easy to do what I did next.

Typically, I'm not one to fight, this is the first one I've been in, in awhile. Anyway...

He probably weight about 70 pounds, so I had him in an arm lock, and I dug my left shoulder into his right chest. I dropped my leg lock on him, and stood up, with him still locked in. I heard a few kids murmuring what was I doing next, because they had seen the whole thing. I dropped him straight on his back, after releasing my left and right arm lock, and had my left elbow pressing him down to the ground (while he was falling, I was pressing, when he bounced, if you can call it that, my arm was still going down). Basically, I broke two of his ribs near the spine, his left arm, and I crushed the centre of his chest.

If someone hadn't pulled me off, I was going to snap his neck.

 

[Venetia]

@Venetia - You had a six pack? Or did you just execise a good amount and have a tight stomach naturally?

Ewwwwwllllllllllllllllll @ six packs on girls
No I just barely ever ate and was pretty fit back then. I didn't exercise in the conventional way, I just walked absolutely everywhere, usually miles and miles a day, and did a lot of work. Even now, even though I'm like 20lbs overweight, my stomach is still harder than most women. I don't do shit for it outside of crunches every so often. I wish my thighs were so easy to maintain ;-;


also why are you always hurting yourself somehow?? You need to start walking around in full body armor like what I'm going to force on Sixty if HE doesn't stop getting fucked up. I guess some people are more prone to damage :/

 

[shiroun]

@Venetia - You had a six pack? Or did you just execise a good amount and have a tight stomach naturally?

Ewwwwwllllllllllllllllll @ six packs on girls
No I just barely ever ate and was pretty fit back then. I didn't exercise in the conventional way, I just walked absolutely everywhere, usually miles and miles a day, and did a lot of work. Even now, even though I'm like 20lbs overweight, my stomach is still harder than most women. I don't do shit for it outside of crunches every so often. I wish my thighs were so easy to maintain ;-;


also why are you always hurting yourself somehow?? You need to start walking around in full body armor like what I'm going to force on Sixty if HE doesn't stop getting fucked up. I guess some people are more prone to damage :/

Well, the reason I broke my arm was my own stupidity, I shouldn't have been trying a new move in such a closed in area.

Besides, I'm not so accident prone anymore, but that kid I immobilized (basically, not spinal destruction) is gonna be outta school for the next year or so. He's in a MIC (Medically Induced Coma) because of the amount of damage that was done to him.

Oh yea, if you want to manage your thighs, just walk up and down your steps 30 times (up and down is one), 3 times a day.

Stronger thighs with less fat. Worked for me.

 

[BlakAdder]

@Shiroun: 70 pounds? Holy crap, no wonder he was so easy to supposedly put into a coma.

 

[shiroun]

@Shiroun: 70 pounds? Holy crap, no wonder he was so easy to supposedly put into a coma.

Kid's a freaking midget. And its not an actual coma, its more like doctors put you on drugs that make you sleep as long as they want you to.

But yea, the lighter you are, the easier you typically are to take damage to your physical body.