FAIL.
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iceplosion
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i like to tell lies":2qcqoc92 said:
No, I want to hear more about Shiroun and the killer Akita.
Seriously, you and your dog should team up and take down MS13.
A fail of mine about 2 years ago...
The UK Secret Service entrusted me to assassinate Gordon Ramsay due to a conspiracy to poison a royals food at a gala ceremony but after meeting him I liked him and I couldn't do it.v I lost my job and turned to amateur rpg-development.
The UK Secret Service entrusted me to assassinate Gordon Ramsay due to a conspiracy to poison a royals food at a gala ceremony but after meeting him I liked him and I couldn't do it.v I lost my job and turned to amateur rpg-development.
My mom would never tell me the specifics, all I know is that he was in the old lady's living room a few years ago, and he just started to whack off in front of her. I'm pretty sure he thought she wanted to get in his pants (I think I heard my mom say he's almost technically retarded; his IQ is in the low 80s or something), so he probably thought the sight of him touching himself would turn her on, but she nearly had a heart attack and was dialing 911 before he bolted out of the house.
I think she's either dead or in a nursing home now...
I think she's either dead or in a nursing home now...
Ok, I remember a giant fail my freshman year of high school.
My friends and I were walking to class before the first bell rang, and our old school was so big that we had class in little trailers outside (called portables). So we were walking to one of the portables and my one of my best friends named Collins is being chased by another black dude named Jimmy, who we all assumed was gay. So Im walking up to my math class (I think it was like Algebra 3 or something, anyways) and Collins is hiding from Jimmy. Out of nowhere, another kid in my math class named Justin walks outside and sees Jimmy (They are both on the football team.) and chases Jimmy (I dont know why, I guess he hated Jimmy). So while those two are running around, Collins comes out of hiding and we both watch Jimmy get chased. Justin catches up to Jimmy, and trips him, then..
He rips Jimmy's pants off.
We'll you see, that isnt the fail. We are laughing over in the corner, when suddenly we realize...
Jimmy aint got no underwear on =\
So Justin takes Jimmy's pants and tosses them on the roof of the portable, and Jimmy runs out to hide. Now our schools' portables were right next to the road, so there really wasnt anywhere you could hide. Its still morning, mind you, and parents are driving by to drop their children off. So people see this tall black dude pulling his shirt over his groin and running off looking for a hiding spot. Cars stop, people laugh, some people scream. Me and Collins are rolling on the ground laughing.
So about 10 min later a teacher came out and started looking for Jimmy. They found him hiding in a ditch wearing a grocery bag over his lower half. So for the rest of the year Jimmy had to wear church clothes (he was in all my classes). He was pretty much everyones bitch. But yeah, that was one of the highlights of my freshman year.
My friends and I were walking to class before the first bell rang, and our old school was so big that we had class in little trailers outside (called portables). So we were walking to one of the portables and my one of my best friends named Collins is being chased by another black dude named Jimmy, who we all assumed was gay. So Im walking up to my math class (I think it was like Algebra 3 or something, anyways) and Collins is hiding from Jimmy. Out of nowhere, another kid in my math class named Justin walks outside and sees Jimmy (They are both on the football team.) and chases Jimmy (I dont know why, I guess he hated Jimmy). So while those two are running around, Collins comes out of hiding and we both watch Jimmy get chased. Justin catches up to Jimmy, and trips him, then..
He rips Jimmy's pants off.
We'll you see, that isnt the fail. We are laughing over in the corner, when suddenly we realize...
Jimmy aint got no underwear on =\
So Justin takes Jimmy's pants and tosses them on the roof of the portable, and Jimmy runs out to hide. Now our schools' portables were right next to the road, so there really wasnt anywhere you could hide. Its still morning, mind you, and parents are driving by to drop their children off. So people see this tall black dude pulling his shirt over his groin and running off looking for a hiding spot. Cars stop, people laugh, some people scream. Me and Collins are rolling on the ground laughing.
So about 10 min later a teacher came out and started looking for Jimmy. They found him hiding in a ditch wearing a grocery bag over his lower half. So for the rest of the year Jimmy had to wear church clothes (he was in all my classes). He was pretty much everyones bitch. But yeah, that was one of the highlights of my freshman year.