FAIL.
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iceplosion
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How did you get any grade for that?
What kind of school do you go to?
What kind of school do you go to?
If what ain't true?
I'm only angry because I had to talk to the headteacher for an hour. She gave me a lecture about being a virgin is OK leading to my next stupid comment
"So your married right?" she says yes and then I say "What is your husband a woman or something?" she shouted at me for a few seconds and then I said the last dumb thing of the day "You're still a virgin! If you weren't you wouldn't be feeding me all this bullshit!"
Yeah I got put in isolation for the rest of the day >_<
And the only reason I got a grade was because I did what I was meant to do. Except mine turned out to be a little too humorous >_<
And that thing was keep attention of the audience throughout the whole thing and I did a really good job on that just pissed of a few people :tongue:
I'm only angry because I had to talk to the headteacher for an hour. She gave me a lecture about being a virgin is OK leading to my next stupid comment
"So your married right?" she says yes and then I say "What is your husband a woman or something?" she shouted at me for a few seconds and then I said the last dumb thing of the day "You're still a virgin! If you weren't you wouldn't be feeding me all this bullshit!"
Yeah I got put in isolation for the rest of the day >_<
And the only reason I got a grade was because I did what I was meant to do. Except mine turned out to be a little too humorous >_<
And that thing was keep attention of the audience throughout the whole thing and I did a really good job on that just pissed of a few people :tongue:
Why do people insist on lying on the internet? ._.
I don't know how many times it's been said to stop flaunting and actually post some real fails. It gets annoying to hear people go "omg this wuz sucha fail but relly im only sayin it to show u i have a kikass social life and every1 likesme!!". Uh, we don't care.
My most recent fail:
I slipped on the ice this morning, and in an attempt to look cool/like nothing happened, I quickly got up which lead me to falling again, except this time everyone was watching me.
I don't know how many times it's been said to stop flaunting and actually post some real fails. It gets annoying to hear people go "omg this wuz sucha fail but relly im only sayin it to show u i have a kikass social life and every1 likesme!!". Uh, we don't care.
My most recent fail:
I slipped on the ice this morning, and in an attempt to look cool/like nothing happened, I quickly got up which lead me to falling again, except this time everyone was watching me.
About 1.5 years ago, I woke up, rolled out of bed, and threw my back out so bad I was nearly paralyzed from the hips down for two days. THEN I had to go to physical therapy for two months so the excruciating pain would subside. I have 2 worn-out discs in my lower lumbar region.
I'd call that a spinal FAIL.
I'd call that a spinal FAIL.
Vampiriclayer
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To answer your question venetia, mickey was talking shit to one of my friends. I knocked down, got into a big fight, had a good chase till security tackled me. it was a school trip too... got a week of ISS for it...
lol... it was worth it though
lol... it was worth it though
iceplosion
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Venetia, no one minds sexual fails, if anything they're better. (seriously we're on a deep dark part of the internet, you'd have to be perverted to even find this place)
Vampiriclayer":1v5ygt1l said:
I'm glad someone finally put that smug rich bastard in his place. Him and his... bulky costume.
It finally snowed enough to hang around on the ground here recently. Well actually one and half weeks ago. But anyway it quickly became a slick mush. I simply walked out of my house. Went to the mailbox got the mail waved to a neighbor, turned. And then catastrophic failure. Slipped, threw some of the mail into the air and sprained my wrist. My neighbor was apparently laughing too hard to come over and help.
Vampiriclayer
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khmp":32un8uz9 said:
lol what's funny is that people were actually cheering for me
@Venetia: All those ailments at 23? Best be setting up a good hospital room for the Middle Ages ... it's gonna get worse as you progress. Feel sorry about the spinal cord though ... That's just horrible. And you have sexual fail's because of these ailments? I can just imagine where the back thing would come in (Shivers) ...
@Vampiri: Holy Crap yes! Finally, Mickey gets a beat down ... His chatiness would have driven me insane ... Had my little sister not wanted to get on another ride.
@Iceplosion: Who're you calling a pervert? xD ...
@Vampiri: Holy Crap yes! Finally, Mickey gets a beat down ... His chatiness would have driven me insane ... Had my little sister not wanted to get on another ride.
@Iceplosion: Who're you calling a pervert? xD ...
Skyla Doragono
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God, I swear, only me.
This happened just now. I was munching on some Nerds while looking up some stuff for Jump Super Stars on my laptop. Well... most people know how horrible my grip is, and one little Nerd escaped my grasp and lodged itself under the monitor. I had to grab one of my starter boxes for my cards and shove it in the gap to force it out. Unfortunately, it shot out so quickly that it smashed against my 360 and shattered. O_O;;;
This happened just now. I was munching on some Nerds while looking up some stuff for Jump Super Stars on my laptop. Well... most people know how horrible my grip is, and one little Nerd escaped my grasp and lodged itself under the monitor. I had to grab one of my starter boxes for my cards and shove it in the gap to force it out. Unfortunately, it shot out so quickly that it smashed against my 360 and shattered. O_O;;;
A nerd fractured an Xbox 360? You must really be a powerful woman to exert that much force into getting a little nerd out. WOW, that's tear-your-heart-out sad. Losing your Xbox is like losing a child ;_;
Ohh, wait, sorry, I wasn't reading that in context. Your nerd was broken in pieces? Sounds like a painful way to go ... knowing all that nerdy goodness could have been soaking your tongue in its glorious tastes, while your taste buds processed the tempting information and zipped it to your pleasure centers, all the while your body demands more candy, more nerds, more WONKA-y goodness. (Continues eating his nerds ...)
Ohh, wait, sorry, I wasn't reading that in context. Your nerd was broken in pieces? Sounds like a painful way to go ... knowing all that nerdy goodness could have been soaking your tongue in its glorious tastes, while your taste buds processed the tempting information and zipped it to your pleasure centers, all the while your body demands more candy, more nerds, more WONKA-y goodness. (Continues eating his nerds ...)
iceplosion
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I haven't had nerds in forever....
@Clizzz: I'm calling you, me and everyone else here a pervert. :thumb:
We all wanna know Venetias sexy fails.
@Clizzz: I'm calling you, me and everyone else here a pervert. :thumb:
We all wanna know Venetias sexy fails.
Clizzz":zkhs9m3t said:
Yeah ... Apparently, it's not too uncommon for people my age to be afflicated with rheumatoid though. Like 3 mid-twenties girls at my husband's work have varying cases of it, too.
--And no, my back has never caused me a sexual-type fail, I was just trying to think of a FAIL that wasn't sexually related and my mind fell on my back XP. I'm not crippled or anything, I just have to avoid high-impact stuff like running and shouldn't lift anything heavier than 10lbs. But yeah, definitely not looking forward to old age.
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Oh, here's a sorta funny one. My first kiss was at school ... I can't remember how young I was, probably 11? Anyway, the boy tried to slip in some tongue and I was so freaked out I bit the shit out of my lip, and nipped his tongue a little. What a thing to fail, your first kiss!
Anyway he dumped me a little while later. But it was like 5th or 6th grade so it doesn't really count as a dump, anyway XD. Geez, I can't even remember his face ... Funny how time fucks with your memories.
And I'm telling you, my sexy fails are WAYY too rated NC-17 for this forum XD