FAIL.
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Why don't you just search for it?:huh:Clizzz":7whjwq29 said:Because, we don't have the testicular fortitude needed to behold her stunning good looks
BTW, That's not her picture ... If I remember clearly enough, somebody said something about another picture thread that was closed ... If only I could find that in the 80 or so pages of the general discussion ... Then, I could get to see what sixty looks like, and stop telling my sniper to hold ...
MY FAIL:
Okay, so a group of about 5 guys and I decided to skip 4th period yesterday and we started to kick around a hacky sack. At first we were just playing around with it but rules quickly started to develop. If you miss it you have to take a walk around the circle and get punched in the arm by everyone, and if you catch it or hit it with your hand everybody gets to slap the back of your hand as hard as they can. Anyways, after the very klutzy me hit it a few times with my hand, the guys realized how fun it was to hurt me (mainly because I, being the only girl, was determined not to wimp out) and they started to purposely kick the ball into my hand. I got so many slaps that I now have about 20 broken blood vessels and a bruise the size of a quarter.
The really sad part is that last Friday I was playing with bebe(sp?) guns(yes with the same guys :down
and my OTHER hand got shot about three times from about half a foot away. And yes, it left nice infected bebe(sp?) sized open wounds. So now both my hands are in extreme agony thanks to the same group of violent boys.
FAIL
Drank two bottles of Moet to myself at Reb's house after just getting a Wii from Liverpool.
Playing tennis ... I overhead swing, smash her "big light", cut my hand horrifically and two finger nails bruised which later fell off. I could have cried I was in that much pain. Fucking agony!
Playing tennis ... I overhead swing, smash her "big light", cut my hand horrifically and two finger nails bruised which later fell off. I could have cried I was in that much pain. Fucking agony!
iceplosion
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I just always called it the light, anything not attached to the ceiling is a lamp
Dawne":b15r7gw7 said:The really sad part is that last Friday I was playing with bebe(sp?) guns(yes with the same guys :down
So now both my hands are in extreme agony thanks to the same group of violent boys.
FAIL
Ouch. Those guns hurt.
I was on a coach from a school trip (many many years ago), we'd been to Rhyl (ooh, exciting). Anyway, we went to one of those real dodgy beach shops; thankfully the only dodgy thing it was selling was those guns. On the coach, some kid tapped me on the shoulder to show me his gun (er... that didn't come out how I wanted it to, lol); I turn round, gun about... an inch away from my face, and he fricking shoots me in the eye so hard that the little metal ball snapped in half and hit the front window of the coach. Ouch.
(What's worse, is at my school even in Year 4 (about age... 8-9?) they seem to know what "pink eye" is. Oh the comments...)
You want a fail I'll give you a fail
Yesterday me and my friends were in a football tournament we lost the 1st match 4-1 but the rest we just dominated when we got to the semi finals, this asshole on the other team got a bit pissed so he decided to start fouling and hitting us when the referee wasn't looking. Whenever we told the ref' all he said was "I didn't see it, so no foul" I started to get a bit angry but one of my friends was already so pissed off another move by that boy and he would have beaten the living shit out of him. The boy saw him angry and decided to egg him on more we just simply took our team mate away and avoid disqualification, the next thing we know one of the opposing team members joined in and started fouling us and everything, a few minutes later the whole other team was doing it. 20 mins later my team were on our way home, while the opposing team was on their way to the infirmary >_<
ARGH!!! Stupid referee never kept an eye on the game we could have won that tournament. The good thing was we took the bastards with us xD (yep they got disqualified too. LONG LIVE SECURITY CAMERAS!!)
Yesterday me and my friends were in a football tournament we lost the 1st match 4-1 but the rest we just dominated when we got to the semi finals, this asshole on the other team got a bit pissed so he decided to start fouling and hitting us when the referee wasn't looking. Whenever we told the ref' all he said was "I didn't see it, so no foul" I started to get a bit angry but one of my friends was already so pissed off another move by that boy and he would have beaten the living shit out of him. The boy saw him angry and decided to egg him on more we just simply took our team mate away and avoid disqualification, the next thing we know one of the opposing team members joined in and started fouling us and everything, a few minutes later the whole other team was doing it. 20 mins later my team were on our way home, while the opposing team was on their way to the infirmary >_<
ARGH!!! Stupid referee never kept an eye on the game we could have won that tournament. The good thing was we took the bastards with us xD (yep they got disqualified too. LONG LIVE SECURITY CAMERAS!!)
arcthemonkey
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DUDE, I just had a major FAIL! WOOO!
I decided I was going to make a service battery for my PSP, so I could get myself a custom firmware and play SNES ROMs or somesuch on my PSP everywhere I went. I had a battery, but I figured I didn't wanna ruin my only battery, so I dropped $40 on a new extended life battery, cracked open my old one and went to work.
Long story short, the procedure went off without a hitch, warranty voiding as it was, but I, in my obsessive compulsive way, decided to make the gap between my disconnected pin and its connector just a bit wider. Que a spark, and a puff of smoke, and yes, I shorted the battery.
I succeeded in hardmodding my battery, and then broke it unecessarily. At least it didn't explode.
At least I have a working battery now
No earthbound on the go for me
I decided I was going to make a service battery for my PSP, so I could get myself a custom firmware and play SNES ROMs or somesuch on my PSP everywhere I went. I had a battery, but I figured I didn't wanna ruin my only battery, so I dropped $40 on a new extended life battery, cracked open my old one and went to work.
Long story short, the procedure went off without a hitch, warranty voiding as it was, but I, in my obsessive compulsive way, decided to make the gap between my disconnected pin and its connector just a bit wider. Que a spark, and a puff of smoke, and yes, I shorted the battery.
I succeeded in hardmodding my battery, and then broke it unecessarily. At least it didn't explode.
At least I have a working battery now
No earthbound on the go for me
Vampiriclayer
Member
Me and my friends spent the day in disneyland.....
Disneyland jail that is...
Disneyland jail that is...
I read out my A-Z autobiography to the class and it went a bit like dis
A is for Achmed the terrorist my favourite vantriloquisy act
B is for bomb because once I ran into a bus and shouted out I got a bomb...It didn't end well
C is for cats because I love 'em
D is for Dick erm...sorry...Duck everyone should own one (This is where it all started to go wrong >_<)
E is for erection something hard to get in this school (Yea a few girls started to get pissed xD)
F is for Face because I like my face can't say a lot about yours though (lol I sniggered)
G is for gay.........What half of you are (some boys wanted to kick my ass at this point)
skipping.............(These weren't very nice believe me so skipping to S way above PG 13)
S is for sex whch is what hardly any of you will get (some people burst out laughing)
T is for Transexuals..I ahve my suspisions
U is for underwear I've seen (I started pointing to girls at this point xD) you, you, you, you and you
V is for Virginity which the teacher still hasn't lost
W is for Werner my surname sometimes mistaken as Weiner
skipping X.....(this one sucked)
Y is for YOU ARE ALL RETARDED
Z is for zombie which is what most of you look like
Then I looked at the sheet and on the top I wrote "Draft A-Z for fun only DON'T READ OUT!" and well erm...I got a B+ and had a free trip to the headteachers office xD.
And yes I yet again read out the wrong thing >_< I hate school
A is for Achmed the terrorist my favourite vantriloquisy act
B is for bomb because once I ran into a bus and shouted out I got a bomb...It didn't end well
C is for cats because I love 'em
D is for Dick erm...sorry...Duck everyone should own one (This is where it all started to go wrong >_<)
E is for erection something hard to get in this school (Yea a few girls started to get pissed xD)
F is for Face because I like my face can't say a lot about yours though (lol I sniggered)
G is for gay.........What half of you are (some boys wanted to kick my ass at this point)
skipping.............(These weren't very nice believe me so skipping to S way above PG 13)
S is for sex whch is what hardly any of you will get (some people burst out laughing)
T is for Transexuals..I ahve my suspisions
U is for underwear I've seen (I started pointing to girls at this point xD) you, you, you, you and you
V is for Virginity which the teacher still hasn't lost
W is for Werner my surname sometimes mistaken as Weiner
skipping X.....(this one sucked)
Y is for YOU ARE ALL RETARDED
Z is for zombie which is what most of you look like
Then I looked at the sheet and on the top I wrote "Draft A-Z for fun only DON'T READ OUT!" and well erm...I got a B+ and had a free trip to the headteachers office xD.
And yes I yet again read out the wrong thing >_< I hate school
lol yeah that's what I think I deserved, I mean the class laughed so much a few of them had to leave the room to go to the toilet xD
That teacher wasn't very happy with the V part so she decided to move me a grade down. I have to admit for a draft that was read out by accident for my GCSE speaking it did well rofl.
That teacher wasn't very happy with the V part so she decided to move me a grade down. I have to admit for a draft that was read out by accident for my GCSE speaking it did well rofl.