FAIL.

[Skyla Doragono]

Hey, I don't know about Venny, but my problems started when I was young.  I started getting carpal tunnel when I was 14 (hence the bad grip), and I was diagnosed with a "retarded digestive tract" the year after.  :\

Even my body is made of fail.

 

[Clizzz]

Carpal tunnel, that's a degenrative disease of the tendons in your hand, right?
Hmmm, how can one enjoy the fullness of a Nerd when one's digestive tract doesn't function properly?

 

[iceplosion]

Venetia I got caught fooling around with a teacher and had to chase my friend around the school HALF NAKED to make sure he wouldn't say anything.
Unless you had to run around naked start talking (Hell, even if you did I wouldn't mind hearing about it)

Edit: Atemu has health problems too?
Damn am I the only person who's made it past twenty without serious health problems?

 

[Rare]

Venetia I got caught fooling around with a teacher and had to chase my friend around the school HALF NAKED to make sure he wouldn't say anything.
Unless you had to run around naked start talking (Hell, even if you did I wouldn't mind hearing about it)

sounds interesting!  tell me more about your wet dream

 

[iceplosion]

What are you talking about? I posted that FAIL earlier in the topic.

EDIT: Didn't really read your post, well aren't you funny? I'm sure you've made a real difference with your great and humourous comment. (Now I'm not gonna bother with the whole pointing out it actually happened thing because its a waste of my time but I will ask was wet dream really the best you could come up with? that wasn't even funny.)

 

[e]

We'll see later this year. I haven't made it to 20 yet; gimme a couple of months, I'm sure I can come up with some kind of degenerative illness in the mean time.

 

[Red Dawn]

I will ask was wet dream really the best you could come up with? that wasn't even funny.)

You only don't think it's funny 'cause you got Owned. I lol'd at it, so there.

God with body injuries, I'm 14 and I have loads of issues. I broke my wrist a couple years back but didn't know it at the time (didn't hurt that much), now it constantly aches 'cause it healed weird or something.
I also fell flat on my back, on concrete, while wearing my wheely-shoes and quite possibly broke my tailbone (I at least did a partial fracture) so if I sit for more than an hour it hurts like hell and I have to sit on my leg to take the pressure off.
I tore a back muscle in... 8th grade, and, instead of being a smart boy and giving it a rest, I continued to lug my 8kg satchel every day. After it had sortof healed, I tore it again in PE, and then a week later I really hurt it when I was running with my satchel on. Right now, as I'm writing this, it's aching like hell, 'cause it won't bloody heal.
I also have a messed up ankle from where I chipped the bone skateboarding, I found out about that but I didn't get a cast I was just meant to walk with crutches but I always forgot them because It didn't really hurt, But now it does if I run.
That's all my major constant pains, right at this point in time I also have a broken thumb (I can't write or anything), Both my knees are skinned badly from falling off my bike (also when I broke my thumb), although they're almost healed.

I hurt lots = (

EDIT: And come on Ven we need some sex fails =p
EDIT AGAIN:

skipping.............(These weren't very nice believe me so skipping to S way above PG 13)

I.e You couldn't be bothered making them up because you wanted to get on with other stuff.
TRIPLE EDIT!: And I'm gluten intolerant and I feel sick if I eat dairy (but i wasn't diagnosed with anything there, so). I hate my tummy, It hurts when I eat pie = (

 

[Venetia]

Venetia I got caught fooling around with a teacher and had to chase my friend around the school HALF NAKED to make sure he wouldn't say anything.

Bottom half or top half? XD

Alright, then, fine ... lemme see. Okay ... A lesser one.

Spoiler: Go away children's

My first lesbian encounter was when I was 14 ... We'd gone skinny dipping that night and suddenly things got hot and heavy. Anyway we were "enjoying" the moment back in her bedroom (the towels had mysteriously disappeared), when, right in the middle, her extremely catholic grandma walked in on us.

Yeah, explain THAT to an old lady who gonna serve you breakfast in 6 hours.

There. Now unless you were running around the school without pants or underwear, I'd say mine's more of a fail.

 

[Clizzz]

OMG, I'm ROTFLOL, right now as I type. 1337! (have no idea what that means)

And here I thought embarrassing would be being bitten whilst being served by one's girlfriend (Actually happened to one of my friends, said she got startled by a slammed door)

or Ending the journey before your partner ended the Journey.

or being pranked while being served.

xD, getting caught in teh act, is part of life ... There would be no excitement if you weren't expecting to get caught ... so, Boo venetia, Boo :P But, I have to admit ... being greeted by cold stares by the grandma or teh gaping mouth must not have been pleasant. I can see it now.

"Groans"
"Moans"
"Giggles"
Door opens, in enters Grandma, in front of her, a lustful defilement is taking place, xD
"Holy mother of God *Does Cross* Faints"
At teh breakfast table "Cold stares and cricket chirps as nervous teens down their cold and possibly poisoned oatmeal ...

 

[khmp]

Alright, then, fine ... lemme see. Okay ... A lesser one.

Spoiler: Go away children's

My first lesbian encounter was when I was 14 ... We'd gone skinny dipping that night and suddenly things got hot and heavy. Anyway we were "enjoying" the moment back in her bedroom (the towels had mysteriously disappeared), when, right in the middle, her extremely catholic grandma walked in on us.

Yeah, explain THAT to an old lady who gonna serve you breakfast in 6 hours.

There. Now unless you were running around the school without pants or underwear, I'd say mine's more of a fail.

So... what was grandma wearing?

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Carpal tunnel, that's a degenrative disease of the tendons in your hand, right?
Hmmm, how can one enjoy the fullness of a Nerd when one's digestive tract doesn't function properly?

It's not that it doesn't function PROPERLY... sort of.  It just takes me a long ass fucking time TO digest.

@Venny: omg XD  Did you say it was for a school project?  :P

 

[mawk]

@Venny: omg XD  Did you say it was for a school project?  :P

And just which class am I missing out on here?

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Health class.  Gym class.
    Anatomy class.

The list goes on.

 

[syphonmax]

@Venetia: I'm still laughing xD

Wow I've never been caught doing anything emba....Well apart from watching porn for my first time >_<

My dad had me good

 

[e]

Eh, while we're on sex fails...

Spoiler: Shoo! Shun the non believers!

Me and my girlfriend luckily have the same little gang of friends (with a few exceptions), which is usually pretty cool. Anyway, we were at some friends for a BBQ (which, of course, involved massive amounts of Vodka (we have one Russian), Grappa (one Italian) and the usual Jack Daniels (no American, but come on...)). Anyway, long story short, we had disappeared for a quick...in-and-out game...which, of course, we were just smart (oh, so smart!) enough to do in the alley. By the side of the house. In day light.

Of course, they went off to look for us. And of course, they found us. During the in part.

Yeah...haven't quite lived it down.

 

[$t3v0]

You dirty bastard

 

[JakeyZombie]

I actually just fell down the front steps of my house, earlier. It seemed pretty funny to all the kids who were just on they're way to school. I have an even better fail that's not relative to me, though.

last weekend I went out drinking with a co-worker, who I'm actually quite close with, calling her a co-worker seems a bit cold. Anyways, we were trying to hail a cab, and I don't really drink, I may have had one or two, but she went a bit overboard. Anyways, I look back after catching a cab and there she is peeing in like, the middle of the street. The funnier part is that she's really shy, and quiet, and someone we know was leaving the bar at this point, and he decided to take a picture with his cellphone. She thinks that I told people that we work with about this little incident, but ho-boy, is she going to be surprised when she finds out that photographic evidence has reached some of the people we work with. Haha.

EDIT: Yeah, I'll never let her live it down, and we're going out for drinks and a movie with two of our managers tomorrow evening, so I'm hoping that I'll have something even better to talk about tomorrow night, seeing as how she's the type who's unable to control herself once she has a drink or two.

 

[Grathea]

Hmm..
Well, I don't have any sex fails, but I do have some body fails.
Like Red Dawn, Atemu, Venetia, etc... my body isn't exactly perfect.
Let's list the problems, shall we?
Number one - a severely scoliosed spine. Not my fault or anything, I was born with it. Thanks to this, the muscles on my back are quite messed up. Also, my legs are slightly uneven, one foot is about a size larger than the other, and I walk kind of strange. Finally, my neck is seriously messed up, and doesn't really turn to the left.
Number two - Messed up breathing. I have serious sinus problems, compounded by the fact that I have a severely deviated septum. Not fun.
Number three - Messed up jaw. This one's from a punch to the face I received once. I now can't open my mouth wide (i.e. yawn) without splitting pain. Also not fun.
Number four - Messed up right wrist. After my wrist fractured, it seems like it didn't heal properly, or something - I'm not exactly sure why, but I do know that rapid flicking of the wrist will occasionally result in pain. This also isn't fun, since I can't play badminton as well anymore.
Number five - This one's more mental than physical, but I'll list it anyways.
I'm slightly Asperger's, and can't really interpret facial expressions or emotion. This has gotten me into a fair amount of trouble over the years, but I've developed a few work-arounds. They're not perfect, though...

And, for reference, I'm fifteen.

 

[iceplosion]

@Venetia: I say half naked...I was only wearing underwear at that point....of course it was during lunch so only a few people saw me, we told them I lost a bet (and they actually believed it)

 

[Venetia]

I see :x

tighty whities or boxers?