FAIL.

[iceplosion]

Sixty I recommend you commence the online job search at the weekend (maybe check a few local papers as well?)
But seriously Bartender is a job you want, you do absolutely no work during the day and party all night....while getting paid for it, I did it in my first year of university and it was the best job I ever had (then again I've only had like four  :huh

Sixty the bartender....I can see it now....


@Venetia: No matter how tasty it was I could not eat a foot cookie....send him some cookies shaped like drinks since he is now seeking work as a bartender.

 

[Luminier]

Dayumn, Sixty, that sucks so much ass. So, how could they call your cell phone, when you don't have one? That confuses me.  :huh:

Well, at least now you can just stay home all day, and do whatever... Hmm, something about that seems off... But I can't quite put my finger on it.  :tongue2:

 

[syphonmax]

I said to my friend "I'm sacred" instead of "I'm scared" >_<

and wow sixty your day sucked what you should do know is run into the office with a machine gun and kill everyone in it mohahahahaha........Or you can stay at home and :fap: which ever one works for you

 

[Venetia]

I said to my friend "I'm scared" instead of "I'm scared" >_<

Whaa??

;_; Please re-read your own post before you hit [Post]. Or make friends with the [Modify] button. Something!

 

[syphonmax]

xD edited it....Strange I swear I wrote it right the first time >_<

Or am I just too tired

 

[iceplosion]

Syphon telling people you are sacred, especially religious people will only lead to funny conversations.

 

[syphonmax]

Syphon telling people you are sacred, especially religious people will only lead to funny conversations.

that's exactly why it was so damn funny I slipped up and my friends got all wierd

 

[Clizzz]

Yep, Syphonmax ... we need to have one of those "funny Conversations" ... xD

 

[syphonmax]

-_- No pleas don't even ask for what we talked about afterwards 'cause it was really akward for me

 

[iceplosion]

-_- No pleas don't even ask for what we talked about afterwards 'cause it was really akward for me

No one would have even thought about it if you didn't say it, you obviously want to tell and since you're in the fail topic you might as well go ahead.

 

[Venetia]

No moar hijacks!

[MOD PROD]

Get back on topic plzthxbai.

 

[Clizzz]

Here's a FAIL. that almost crushed my confidence (Not that, Pervs ...)

When I was about 10 years old, I had been taking Piano for about 3 years, and I felt very good about my self. All the forced practices and misses playdates with my friends had landed me on the top of my teachers favorite list and my parents hearts. It was one fateful day, when a senior pastor at a church that we frequented, asked me to play a song for a christmas program they were having. My parents readily signed me up and I was so excited. Finally, I was going to be a "star". Well, from that day on, I practiced extra hard, just envisioning my self bowing as poeple gave me a standing Ovation.

The day of the performance, they set me up and I went on the huge platform all by my lonesome. I sat down on that huge Grand piano and looked out over the crowd, all those expectant faces looking up at me. And I began to play. At first, It was fine, but after a few minutes ... I was loosing it ... My feet were shaking, I was breathing hard, and everything became blurry. And I came upon the hardest phrases and totally blew it. I tried to get back on track, but it was no use, so I skipped it and played the end of the song. When I finished, I hastily hurried back to my seat, where I then buried my head in my lap and cried. At the end of the concert, My dad came up and asked me what happened, then I commence crying again. I cried for the rest of the day, and the next day. I didn't eat, I couldn't sleep ... I just cried. FAIL.

(Note: I have since learned to control my stagefears, and have had several big "gigs" without loosing my senses)

 

[Seijin]

awww that sucks clizzz =/ glad I don't have to deal with that though. Mostly I just keep to myself and end up doing jobs from the sidelines. My FAIL? well I don't know if it counts as something embarrassing or not but yeah.

One day I had gone out like I usually do. Wearing chains on my black jeans, wearing a skull chain around my neck and yeah...I had a skull shirt on depicting death summoning some demonic beasts, I also had a black jacket on with a red skull on it. But yeah my lovable sister and mom forgot to mention to me that we were apparently going to go to church that day and well there I am in the back of the car staring out the window listening to Disturbed when I notice we're nearing a church. So, I was staring out the window seeing all those people get out of their cars and head into the church and all I can do is just stare at my sister and say 4 words "You're fucking kidding me...." She didn't care and just laughed and parked the car and told me to get out. So all three of us get out and I end up walking through a mob of Christians who just stared at me like......O.O...... I ended up walking into the church and sitting down to pray with my mom and sister, while people just started edging away from me giving me the evil eye and whispering to each other "May God bless that poor child". I ended up getting angry at them and just turned around and stared at them giving them the most menacing evil eye I could conjure and hell it worked they finished praying and sped walked out. So in the end I walked out and ended up meeting a priest there. The priest just looked at me and smiled one of those "Oh dear God another helpless soul" smiles. I just looked at him and sighed, he ended up walking over to me while my mom and sister were elsewhere. He shook my hand and all he could say to me was " You have no faith do you child." All I could mutter to him was "No sir I do not is that a problem?" He just let go of my hand and shook his head and crossed himself saying "May God bless you." and walked away.

Finally after all those stares and people murmuring and coming up to me and one of them actually throwing holy water at me. My sister and my mom with me following along got back in the car. I looked at my sister and she was laughing hysterically. All I could say was "You couldn't warn me that we were coming to church today?" Through her laughter all she could say was " It serves you right for not paying attention that today was Sunday, besides I wanted to see what all those people would do to you, and by the looks on their faces it was worth it!" She resumed laughing and all I could say at that moment when it hit me was " Holy shit. I forgot it was Sunday."

Funniest part of it all was that one of the Christians before we drove off came up to the window and held a  cross out in front of me and began murmuring a bunch of prayers. So basically I was shunned, stared at, got holy water thrown at me, had a bunch of nuns behind me whispering prayers, and disappointed a priest, not to mention the old crazy Christian woman in the parking lot. *Sigh* one of the embarrassing days I've had so far happen to me.

My FAIL was forgetting how evil my sister is and forgetting that it was a Sunday. After that I bought a watch that kept the date, day and time. Never has that happened to me again.  Hopefully this does count as a FAIL and I have not wasted your time reading something you deem stupid. By the way this is probably the third or second bit of info I post about myself in this forum.

 

[Skyla Doragono]

I sat in the bath tub for 15 minutes running water on it until it stopped bleeding to find out I got fired for being an hour late, when they called my cell phone and left a message to come in early - when I don't have a god damn cell phone.

I could just tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Wow, that's on WalMart level of getting screwed.  D:  Welcome to the wonderful world of unemployment, Sixty.  When I get tossed out of my house, we can share a barrel if you want.  Maybe a box too.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Aww I feel loved.
I'm getting invited to live in Venetia's closet, and in Atemu's barrel.
:blush:

 

[iceplosion]

Seijin...that's....horrible....do your family dislike you or something? Mine would never let people throw water and stuff at me  :shock:
Also seriously if anyone started doing stuff like that to me I'd have turned around and started punching people...what kind of church do you go to? I used to see people dressed like that all the time going to church.

 

[punched2death]

Okay, here goes. This happened today. I still hurt from it.
Everything was going great, just had my hair cut, mum was painting my new room, and I wanted to come downstairs to my precious laptop and post something with no relevance. So I stepped on the top step, slipped over, bashed my head, slid down the stairs with every part of me hitting every. single. step. on the way down. It hurt like hell.

 

[Dawne]

A few years ago I was babysitting a friend's daughter, I guess she was about 3 or 4 at the time. We were in her
room playing something, I can't remember what, but she told me she was hungry so we got up to go downstairs. Her house had a very steep set
of stairs going up to the attic where her room was(they lived in a duplex) and I was standing at the top of them when she yelled
"PIGGYBACK!"
I was obviously caught off guard when she jumped on me and we both went flying down the stairs. I was on my front trying to hold her on my back so she didn't get too hurt, but my face bounced off each stair and finally smashed right into their very hard tile floor breaking my nose in two places.
I've haven't been able to breathe right through my nose since.
FAIL.

 

[syphonmax]

I was at home alone so I decided to go out and visit erm....."My grandma" but when I came back I realised I left my keys inside >_< I was outside for 2 hours

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

I've slept on the porch for that very reason, though usually I was just out hanging out too late since I actually really never had a grandma.