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iceplosion
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Clizzz (I spelt it right >_>) if you can't get a kiss out of your girlfriend then dump her, seriously that's just weird.
Also have some goddamn balls and just ask out the hot girls who have fucking buddies, seriously there is no point in denying yourself that fun.
@Elias: you aren't going to be that douchebag who says "you guys are all virgins and I'm having sex all the time" are you? Because seriously that's annoying, and for the record it's pretty hard to not get a laid as a rich twenty one year old university student. :grin:
Also before anyone says it, I already know that I act like an ass, I like being that way.
Also have some goddamn balls and just ask out the hot girls who have fucking buddies, seriously there is no point in denying yourself that fun.
@Elias: you aren't going to be that douchebag who says "you guys are all virgins and I'm having sex all the time" are you? Because seriously that's annoying, and for the record it's pretty hard to not get a laid as a rich twenty one year old university student. :grin:
Also before anyone says it, I already know that I act like an ass, I like being that way.
Me + My Ex = Finished 3 months ago
LOL, yeah, eventually, I will ask out a girl, just not ready yet ... Haven't found "her", if you get my gist.
And congrats on saying my name right, you pass in the land of FAILers.
Offtopic:
Has anyone ever done a "What do you sound like" Thread?
LOL, yeah, eventually, I will ask out a girl, just not ready yet ... Haven't found "her", if you get my gist.
And congrats on saying my name right, you pass in the land of FAILers.
Offtopic:
Has anyone ever done a "What do you sound like" Thread?
iceplosion
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Don't look for "her" it's a waste of time, you don't find the right person by looking it just happens, but for now enjoy someone hot and ****able. Anyway you're too young for that (actually so am I)
Also I don't think I've ever seen a what do you sound like thread but use the search function to check.
Also I don't think I've ever seen a what do you sound like thread but use the search function to check.
Clizzz":2j822754 said:
You're just young. Trust me, you'll be fine in college. Little girls never know what they want.
Want to know a trick though? If you're that keen on getting laid, go for the shy girl with no friends. Trust me, their self esteem is so low they'll do whatever you like for showering them with the attention they never got from anyone else. Insider tip.
About the pick-up lines, thing ... Lol, it does work sometimes.
My husband met me by saying, "That dress is really becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
It was so original, I went out with him XD
ROFL, That's a smoooth guy ya' got's ther Vene. And for the record, I'm not trying to get laid, just saying that I've really haven't had a traditional Girl/Boy experience, like most. Besides, picking on the poor innocent girl is so evil, ther's no way I could be so cruel, at least not in a relationship ... You musta' had lotsa' practice. xD
@Ice
You too, sound like a player ... I can see that Sixty, Elias, and Yourself aren't relationship guys. It's all Physical ... LOL
@Ice
You too, sound like a player ... I can see that Sixty, Elias, and Yourself aren't relationship guys. It's all Physical ... LOL
iceplosion
Member
Well if the girl is hot go for it, doesn't matter if she's the kind of girl Venetia described.
but if she is it could work to your advantage, evil or not it would be a hell of a lot of fun, anyway, morals like maturity are for idiots.
but if she is it could work to your advantage, evil or not it would be a hell of a lot of fun, anyway, morals like maturity are for idiots.
When did this thread change from "Tell everyone about your FAILs", to "Let's talk about how we can get all sorts of chicks, even though we can't, but we can pretend"? It's not very interesting to hear about all of you guys' ex-girlfriends. They were probably ugly, anyway. :huh:
I did enjoy Venny's husband's pick-up line, though. Insta-classic. :lol:
I did enjoy Venny's husband's pick-up line, though. Insta-classic. :lol:
Well no clue how it changed but yet again readin about ricks shitty love life amuses me
and elias believe me i got soo close to loosing my virginity once well it was while i was on holiday in september......anyways while everyone was sleepin me and the girl 'studied' in my hotel room (thank god it was separate from my mums and sisters room) we did loads that night but when she asked me to have sex..........It took me 30 secs then I said no......yea it was brave took me soo much courage and im actually proud of myself but I also feel like an idiot for not saying yes because she was steaming hot and she was 2 years older >_<
and elias believe me i got soo close to loosing my virginity once well it was while i was on holiday in september......anyways while everyone was sleepin me and the girl 'studied' in my hotel room (thank god it was separate from my mums and sisters room) we did loads that night but when she asked me to have sex..........It took me 30 secs then I said no......yea it was brave took me soo much courage and im actually proud of myself but I also feel like an idiot for not saying yes because she was steaming hot and she was 2 years older >_<
>_< I missed an open goal in football (soccer) yesterday night I got past the goal keeper in a really fancy way and everyone is like yeaaaah come on you can do it. I brought the bal nearer to the goal and shot but I kicked it a bit to hard and it came off the crossbar xD
We lost just because of that moment I could've saved them
We lost just because of that moment I could've saved them
Ouch, I hate that sort of thing in soccer... I have a soccer related fail, but I think I have a more intense one to share, so I'll save that one. Anyway, I haven't posted anything in this thread even though I've lurked it for a while just because what people have said so far is so funny. I've gotten several laughs out of this...
So, when I was around 8 years old, I was a REALLY energetic kid... so I was running around getting myself into trouble all the time, basically. Now, this time, I was running around in my living room, and there was a futon sitting on the edge of the room in what should have been an out of the way spot. However, me being a crazy 8 year old, I somehow managed to find a way to TRIP OVER the damn thing, and I went flying into a window that was on the other side of it. And it happened to be the kind of window that has a metal bar going down the middle of it, and my forehead hit that. Lucky for the window, because it didn't break, but not so much for me, because I did.
Anyway, there was blood everywhere at that point. I remember being conscious, but being in a shitload of pain, and my dad and my sister were freaking out because they probably thought I had broken my head open or something. Anyway, my mom came home later to find 4 or 5 ambulances in my driveway, and she, being a mother, also freaked out. I eventually got stitches and everything was resolved, but it still hurt for around a month.
I now wear a scar on my forehead, and get compared to Harry Potter half the time because of it. But I guess that's not nearly as big of a fail as the injury itself. I have more recent fails, but they're less intense. I may post one or two later though.
So, when I was around 8 years old, I was a REALLY energetic kid... so I was running around getting myself into trouble all the time, basically. Now, this time, I was running around in my living room, and there was a futon sitting on the edge of the room in what should have been an out of the way spot. However, me being a crazy 8 year old, I somehow managed to find a way to TRIP OVER the damn thing, and I went flying into a window that was on the other side of it. And it happened to be the kind of window that has a metal bar going down the middle of it, and my forehead hit that. Lucky for the window, because it didn't break, but not so much for me, because I did.
Anyway, there was blood everywhere at that point. I remember being conscious, but being in a shitload of pain, and my dad and my sister were freaking out because they probably thought I had broken my head open or something. Anyway, my mom came home later to find 4 or 5 ambulances in my driveway, and she, being a mother, also freaked out. I eventually got stitches and everything was resolved, but it still hurt for around a month.
I now wear a scar on my forehead, and get compared to Harry Potter half the time because of it. But I guess that's not nearly as big of a fail as the injury itself. I have more recent fails, but they're less intense. I may post one or two later though.
sixtyandaquarter
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"GOD DAMN IT BITCH ASS FUCK!"
First words out of my mouth today as I crumpled to the floor instantly after like 5 steps out of bed all groggy, grabbing my foot and feeling that it's all warm and wet. I sliced my god damn foot open on a telescope piece I dont use, I live in NYC why the hell did I get a telescope?! We don't have stars! The damn piece is triangular so it's not like I've got one slicing cut - noooo what would be easy. Instead it looks like I got bit by a dinosaur from nintendo64 all polygonal and sideways.
I sat in the bath tub for 15 minutes running water on it until it stopped bleeding to find out I got fired for being an hour late, when they called my cell phone and left a message to come in early - when I don't have a god damn cell phone.
I could just tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
First words out of my mouth today as I crumpled to the floor instantly after like 5 steps out of bed all groggy, grabbing my foot and feeling that it's all warm and wet. I sliced my god damn foot open on a telescope piece I dont use, I live in NYC why the hell did I get a telescope?! We don't have stars! The damn piece is triangular so it's not like I've got one slicing cut - noooo what would be easy. Instead it looks like I got bit by a dinosaur from nintendo64 all polygonal and sideways.
I sat in the bath tub for 15 minutes running water on it until it stopped bleeding to find out I got fired for being an hour late, when they called my cell phone and left a message to come in early - when I don't have a god damn cell phone.
I could just tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
iceplosion
Member
Fired?
Damn that really sucks, I think we found someone to contend with Venetia.
Damn that really sucks, I think we found someone to contend with Venetia.
Ouch, Arcanum :'S. It's crazy how much head wounds bleed.
@Sixters: ;_;
If you like, I can send you a box full of foot & telescope-shaped cookies?
Well ... Your job wasn't so great, right? Maybe this is a good thing? :sad: :down: :huh:
Hmm ...
@Sixters: ;_;
If you like, I can send you a box full of foot & telescope-shaped cookies?
Well ... Your job wasn't so great, right? Maybe this is a good thing? :sad: :down: :huh:
Hmm ...
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