Ok, this is a horrible one.
Once, my dad and I were moving in this huge desk into my room, and we were using one of those wheeled ladder thingys. Anywho, while doing this, we left the ladder thing by a glass coffee table, and my mischievious little brother (Currently 2) went over and started fiddling with it. While doing this, my dad accidentally knocked over the ladder and it crashed into glass table, smashing two good size sharp pieces and myriads of little shards all over the place. My poor little bro was so startled that he bit down on his tongue, and I'm totally serious, He started gushing blood out of his mouth like a overflowing sink. My sister's (I have 3) and My mom were rushing about and screaming like doomsday for 40 good minutes as Chris screamed his little head off. And that's not the end.
Not even 1 week later, we were entertaining guests, two of which happened to be girls I was diggin big time, I was talking to them and my sister by the same fractured glass table. Now, I hadn't realized that some how the tape on the glass table had come off. So, while totally involved with carrying on a conversation with my hopefull next Girlfriend I walked right into the edge of the glass table. Now, at first I didn't feel anything. But, then my sister started screaming and the girls started crying and hugging each other. IÂ was like "Wut?" Then my sister screamed at me and said to look at my leg. I looked down, and there already was a 1 square foot circle of blood on the carpet. The glass bit through straight to the bone. And I was like" Whoa, better get some tissue for this." Then the parents came up and stuff was a buzz, people told me to sit down, I heard the siren of an ambulance in the distance. They took me too the stairs, and the ambulance pulled up. I went outside, and they bound up the wound, but the blood soaked through in a matter of seconds.
The next few moments from then, I felt strange, distant. I remember them telling me "Stay awake son, Stay awake. You can't go to sleep, or that's it, game over, the end." He was telling my parents and some of the neighbors who rubbernecked that I'd hit a pretty vein in my leg, not the biggest, but I would bleed out, if things weren't done soon. The last thing I remember was seeing my mom sobbing in my dad's arms for' I passed out, and also all those neighbors peering out their doors and coming over to find out what happened.
This happened in late August Last year. And I'm gonna have this scar on my left left for the rest of my life. There. Fail. And to think I never got the girl 'cuz she moved back to Louisiana.
, Hence my avatar message, xD. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that the glass also took out a few nerves, 'cuz the stitches would've been painful. All I felt was a slight tugging sensation. Poor nurse was like "Awww, *sniff* are you all right honey?" xD, She was sooooo hot, I was in heaven.