This thread is Haiku,

[Spoo]

Curse you, Optimus!
I'll get you one of these days!
Starscream! Fall back now!

 

[Ellie]

Jamie Lee Curtis
Robert Downey Junior
Unrelated names

 

[Spoo]

RDJ is six.
Your fuck up is tremendous;
Your shame eternal.

 

[Ellie]

Only if you are
Going by American
Pronuncia-shun

 

[Ellie]

Chugga chugga woooh
Suck my dick I am a train
Choo Choo mo'fucker

 

[Xhukari]

Ellie is one short
Of the Satanic number
Beware of Ellie

 

[Spoo]

as opposed to what?
americans are always right
come at me broseph

 

[Ellie]

Maybe I'll display
The best haikus posted here
In the Hb 'zine

 

[Xhukari]

I don't know Ellie,
There is an awful lot of
Bad haikus in here.

 

[Ellie]

Hbgames.org
Features heavily in most
Government watch lists

 

[Spoo]

kill the president
lets go kill the president
kill him until death

 

[Spoo]

i apologize
this was a joke nsa
dont come to raid us

 

[Ellie]

It is too late spoo
Fifty swat guys outside now
Invite in for tea?

 

[Xhukari]

Smash mugs over heads
Boiling water in faces
We'll have tea alright...

 

[Ellie]

You expect my trust?
No, I expect you to die.
The name's Bond, James bond.

 

[Spoo]

if you have problems
if no one else can help you
you hire the a team

 

[Ellie]

In the dark dark woods
There is a dark dark village
Two skeletons live

A big skeleton
A little skeleton and
A dog skeleton

(Woof)

 

[Spoo]

what might be for lunch
i was thinking jimmy johns
but maybe five guys?

 

[Xhukari]

When in doubt, have pizza
Stuffed crust would be a good call
Some chicken sides too

 

[Ellie]

I have never tried
Five Guys burgers and fries Spoo
Are they any good?