This thread is Haiku,

[Spoo]

burgers are okay
but the fries are the best thing
cajun spicy spuds

 

[Spoo]

pizza gives me farts
also it is high in carbs
not great for beetus

 

[Ellie]

If you die of beetus
Can I have your stereo
Mine just plays cassettes

 

[Ellie]

If you die of beatus
Can I have your stereo
Mine just plays cassettes

 

[Spoo]

i mean sure why not
but it is a gramophone
you have to wind it

 

[Xhukari]

How the fuck is this
Considered valuable?
System is broken!

We must act quick to
Remove Spoo from his power
Or we are all doomed!

 

[Spoo]

Call me a deSpoot
This forum will soon be mine
You cannot stop me

 

[Xhukari]

That's not a problem
We've got the only Batman!
Well, fuck. We are screwed.

 

[Spoo]

Do not insult me
I am Space Ghost, not Batman!
You forget my schtick

 

[Xhukari]

Avatar is great
Toph is the best character
She is Melon Lord!

 

[Ellie]

One hypothenuse
Adjacent and opposite
I'm a triangle

 

[Xhukari]

Is this a lesson?
Feel like I'm back in playgroup!
Is it time for juice?

 

[Spoo]

Not juice but nap time
Go to sleep you little shit
Teacher needs a smoke

 

[Ellie]

One plus one is two
Two plus two is four quick maths
Learning sure is fun

 

[Xhukari]

Learning sure is fun!
Human minus oxygen
Will equal a corpse!

The future lessons
Will Include brain plus bullet,
and booze plus poison!

And for the children,
Teddy bear minus stuffing,
And dolls minus heads!

 

[Ellie]

It's raining again
Oh-no I'm losing a friend
It's raining again

 

[Xhukari]

Raining, it's pouring
The old woman is snoring
She has bumped her head

 

[Spoo]

this is now the thread
in which nursery rhymes go
post them as haiku.

 

[Byron]

Old MacDonald had
a farm E-I-E-I-O
And On that farm DUCK.

 

[Xhukari]

Humpty Dumpty sat
Humpty Dumpty had a fall
Couldn't put Humpty back