This thread is Haiku,

[Spoo]

you don't even know
the playground of love has swings
but not the kid kind

 

[Ellie]

One plus one is two
Two plus two is vagina
I am good at maths

 

[Xhukari]

Insert edgelord
Expand with emo bullshit
But end with much cringe

 

[Spoo]

Sephiroth Vincent
Squall Advent Children Cloud Strife
Twilight Bella Swan

 

[Xhukari]

Chicken crosses road
Red lorry, yellow lorry
Squark, screech, splat, bloody

 

[Ellie]

Oh look, new posts here!
Nope, it's just more shit haikus
Creative bastards.

 

[Ellie]

Sephiroth is gay
Hojo even gayer still
Maybe they're a thing

 

[Ellie]

I am the walrus
Yellow matter custard dog
Even are these words

 

[Xhukari]

Ellie do not lie
You love the haikus so much
You print and eat them!

 

[Ellie]

I do no such thing
Well, except on Tuesday nights
Nobody is safe

 

[Xhukari]

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Lungs rupture in space.

 

[Spoo]

Terrible idea
Lack of atmosphere makes for
Shitty acoustics

 

[Ellie]

Les Miserables
"Do you hear the people sing?"
...it's a musical.

 

[Spoo]

Two-four-six-oh-one!
My duty is to the law!
Come with me, Valjean!

 

[Ellie]

Master of the house
Never watch a passerby
Go on passing by

 

[Ellie]

You must think me mad
Hunted you across the years
A man such as you

Five for what you did
More because you tried to run
Don't forget my name

 

[Spoo]

There out in the dark
Is a fugitive running
Fallen from grace/god

This shit is too hard
Go bring back Victor Hugo
We could use his help

 

[Ellie]

'the end of the day,
You get nothing for nothing.
That's all can be said.

 

[Xhukari]

You both like haiku
Way too much for sane people
You must cease this, please!

 

[Ellie]

Autobots roll out!
That's what the Transformers say
Robots in disguise.