This thread is Haiku,

[Injury]

Brave man consumes chode,
life is paradox but whoa!
yummy chewy schlong

 

[Byron]

Exams suck hugely
I don't want to retake one
I'd rather go sleep

 

[Spoo]

Tomorrow will suck.
I need to sleep, but cannot.
Also, congestion.

 

[Ellie]

Got a brand new job
I think, nobody seems to know
Not even my boss

 

[Spoo]

That is pretty neat
I got a new job as well
For electricians.

 

[Spoo]

Resurrect this thread
We must all post more haiku
Not one objection

 

[Xhukari]

Why would you do this
Skyrim banned necromancy
My magic is low

 

[Byron]

Archaic revival!
This thread is legendary.
We are prosperous.

 

[Spoo]

Suck my rancid shit
This thread had to return now
Aggressive haiku

 

[Ellie]

What is all this shit
JEsus Christ I hate Wyatt
Who is he even

 

[Spoo]

wyatt is old news
like really where is afar
vaporware loser

 

[Xhukari]

I suck at haiku
I use syllable counter
extremely lazy

 

[Ellie]

You talkin' to me?
I am the only one here
You talkin', to me.

 

[Xhukari]

Sephiroth went mad
Shanked you bad; no resurrect
Swim with the fishies

 

[Ellie]

It's OK because
Cetra blood runs through my veins
Magic white hair ball

 

[Xhukari]

Imagine if we
Spoke haiku in real life
That would suck so much!

 

[Spoo]

You obviously
Have not read Poetry Girl
Senryuu Shojo

 

[Xhukari]

I should not, would not
Enact great pain on my life,
Reading what that is.

 

[Ellie]

I don't want no scrub
Scrub is the guy that won't get
No love from ellie

 

[Xhukari]

Scrubs need not apply
To Ellie's playground of love
Access is denied