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berrybliss":l8bwx2hs said:
IF YOU DOWNLOAD A GAME CALLED 'PROJECT SUCK MY DICK' WHAT DO YOU REALLY EXPECT

my word, anyone in this topic who is offended either is a complete fool or dowloaded it knowing they'd be offended

I didn´t download it actually. The project title and the fact that it seems to be a game about sucking dicks made me
not to. And no; I didn´t get offended. I just thinks the game idea is immature and ridiculous.
 
then you can't possibly give any proper criticism for the game. why are you posting

Downloaded it. Played it. It´s even more ridiculous to me now.

But I guess it could be fun to 12-13 year olds. Even so, I don´t
understand why this shit is tolerated here. As a few people have
mentioned, had anyone else posted this, it would have resultet in a
deleted thread.
 
Whatever. Apparently you don´t care. I´ve stated my opinions. Now
go beg for money for your X-box. Good luck.
 
This topic is full of win, on so many levels.


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also, Despain, you should add a final boss.  Like, a HUGE dick to suck.  Make it like challenging.  Make like, 20 levels.  Each mroe challenging than the rest. Oh im feelin it. 
 
I have a son, and hes into playing games, and id never let him play this, and now im afraid to let him visit these kind of sites cause they allow this kind of crap
 
Icegirl":ouq7g8vx said:
I have a son, and hes into playing games, and id never let him play this, and now im afraid to let him visit these kind of sites cause they allow this kind of crap

Hi Icegirl,

Is that you in your avatar? You're kinda cute.

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missingno
 

Anonymous

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Again, it's called PROJECT SUCK MY DICK it's not like there's no warning. If you downloaded it you downloaded it knowing that you were going to be offended by it and if you didn't what the hell are you so worked up about? You didn't even play it.

If it was called FINLAND FANTASY 7-2 CLOUDS NEW HAT and you downloaded it and were offended you'd have a better arguement.
 
Only when the opponent steps down to personal insults do you know you've won the debate...

And by the by, Icegirl, Project suck my dick is probably the tamest "adult" thing your sons have seen if you don't monitor their internet access.
 

mawk

Sponsor

Jesus Christ, people. The game is not going to sneak up on you at night and eat your liver. It is not going to sell heroin to your children. It is not going to replace your schoolwork with rape porn. It won't give you herpes, HIV, or The Gay. It hasn't killed anyone with a machete despite what the press said, and it's keeping up with its child support payments because it still loves its wife and its kids and wants them to be happy even though they can't live together anymore.

You're all overreacting and I find this incredibly funny. This is my new favourite thread because of the people who've posted saying that this sort of thing will bring out the apocalypse, despite the fact that the thread title and its content give people ample warning and if they're the sort of person who's offended by fellatio they really shouldn't download something with the word DICK in big bold letters anyway. Morbid curiosity is kind of a bad thing to have if you happen to be a cat with exacting moral standards.
 
Icegirl, how is your kids seeing a pixel woman sucking a pixel guy's cock, going to harm them in any way? They are gonna have sex when they're older, most likely. If they are male, they have a penis. They are going to use it. If they are a girl, they are going to find out about blowjobs and probably give a few. Why does them seeing a game like this in any way harm them? OH NO MY KID SAW A PENIS HES GONNA TURN INTO A PEDOPHILE!
 
my favorite thing is when random people come out of the woodwork just for the chance to get indignant over something. if youll notice, Ms.(Mrs.?) Icegirl has exactly three posts. Yes, that is the exact number of posts she has made in this thread. Now, I'm not trying to promote post-count-elitism, but it's ridiculous when someone comes out of a year-long lurking streak for the explicit purpose of bitching. I mean, aren't there forums out there for concerned catholic mothers? Because this place isn't exactly a shining beacon of "good Christian morals".
 

Mars

Member

heh.

Luminier":1yv7q9ap said:
I mean, aren't there forums out there for concerned catholic mothers? Because this place isn't exactly a shining beacon of "good Christian morals".
OH NOES POKEMONZ ARE THUH DEVILZ!
YUGIMONZ ATE MY CHEESECAKE!

@Icegirl
Stop crying.
If you really care so much about sheltering your kids, take away their internet access.
SET UP A FREAKING CONTENT BLOCKER OR SOMETHING.

Don't just sit and bitch at us if you don't think your kid will pay attention to what you say he can and can't download.
 
Actually Mars, Luminier was talking about Icegirl and that she was complaining about that, so you should've quoted her instead.
 
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