Jesus Christ, people. The game is not going to sneak up on you at night and eat your liver. It is not going to sell heroin to your children. It is not going to replace your schoolwork with rape porn. It won't give you herpes, HIV, or The Gay. It hasn't killed anyone with a machete despite what the press said, and it's keeping up with its child support payments because it still loves its wife and its kids and wants them to be happy even though they can't live together anymore.
You're all overreacting and I find this incredibly funny. This is my new favourite thread because of the people who've posted saying that this sort of thing will bring out the apocalypse, despite the fact that the thread title and its content give people ample warning and if they're the sort of person who's offended by fellatio they really shouldn't download something with the word DICK in big bold letters anyway. Morbid curiosity is kind of a bad thing to have if you happen to be a cat with exacting moral standards.