project suck my dick
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Dr. Winston O'Boogie":393a417e said:
Um,well,um,oh yeah? Well, you're a geek!
(if you dont get the joke, read this quote from Doctor:
Anyway, I was kinda being like that in the first post I made:Doctor":393a417e said:
but then I thought about it, then wondered maybe he didnt meant to make a combo like that, but uintentionally did so.Def Row":393a417e said:
Jesse66125
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*Completely ignores what this topic is about*
I used to catch missingno's all the time on pokemon.
That is what your name is from,right?
I used to catch missingno's all the time on pokemon.
That is what your name is from,right?
Dark_linis
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needs character select.
Hatty Smatter
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Fuck you.
ebhz.Ash.4rm
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Dark_linis":bob2w2uo said:
That would help.
Alright, official review time.
Game: Suck my Dick
Author: Missingno
Reviewer: The Doctor
Every once in a while, there's a game that pops up that causes the panties of all Jack Thomsons in the world to twist. For a while, it seemed that our little community would never have to deal with those scary adult topics. Until Despain had his say about it.
His short "mini-game", cleverly titled "Suck my Dick" surfaced in late august and still causes much uproar. On one side, we have to prudes who view this project has one of the signs of the apocalypse, and on the other we have those who wish they could suck more than Despain's metaphorical dick. But to the objective player, is the game any good?
Well, no, it's not. In fact, it blows. it consists of a drawn Marty Sam version of Despain, and a random chick that sucks him at the tap of the space bar. While I've always been a fan of science-fiction, my suspension of disbelief can only handle so much. The graphics themselves aren't so bad, but don't expect to get off of this.
And that's all there is to it. Just plain space bar tapping action. You can't even try to hit it as fast as you can for more points, or hit "down" at the last second to avoid the jizz (after 15 seconds?).
Sadly, it'll be remembered a lot more than most RPG Maker games solely for its shock value, which proves that if Despain knows how to do something, it's how to hook the audience.
The Doctor's diagnosis:
Scenario: 0/10
There is no story.
Graphic: 5/10
They're original, but I absolutely hate this mindset that "original = good". At least use random hentai pictures next time, it's not original, but it looks better. That being said it doesn't look bad, but it's not impressive either.
Audio: 4/10
The music does not match the setting at ALL. Have you heard that "bow chicka bow wow" tune?
Gameplay: 1/10
You press space bar. That's it. At least it gets the job done.
Final Rating: 3/10
+1 point for shock value
+1 point for effort (the visual)
+1 point for getting 5 pages of replies
The doctor's recommendations
- Use the energy you used for this thing and put it into SandFall.
Game: Suck my Dick
Author: Missingno
Reviewer: The Doctor
Every once in a while, there's a game that pops up that causes the panties of all Jack Thomsons in the world to twist. For a while, it seemed that our little community would never have to deal with those scary adult topics. Until Despain had his say about it.
His short "mini-game", cleverly titled "Suck my Dick" surfaced in late august and still causes much uproar. On one side, we have to prudes who view this project has one of the signs of the apocalypse, and on the other we have those who wish they could suck more than Despain's metaphorical dick. But to the objective player, is the game any good?
Well, no, it's not. In fact, it blows. it consists of a drawn Marty Sam version of Despain, and a random chick that sucks him at the tap of the space bar. While I've always been a fan of science-fiction, my suspension of disbelief can only handle so much. The graphics themselves aren't so bad, but don't expect to get off of this.
And that's all there is to it. Just plain space bar tapping action. You can't even try to hit it as fast as you can for more points, or hit "down" at the last second to avoid the jizz (after 15 seconds?).
Sadly, it'll be remembered a lot more than most RPG Maker games solely for its shock value, which proves that if Despain knows how to do something, it's how to hook the audience.
The Doctor's diagnosis:
Scenario: 0/10
There is no story.
Graphic: 5/10
They're original, but I absolutely hate this mindset that "original = good". At least use random hentai pictures next time, it's not original, but it looks better. That being said it doesn't look bad, but it's not impressive either.
Audio: 4/10
The music does not match the setting at ALL. Have you heard that "bow chicka bow wow" tune?
Gameplay: 1/10
You press space bar. That's it. At least it gets the job done.
Final Rating: 3/10
+1 point for shock value
+1 point for effort (the visual)
+1 point for getting 5 pages of replies
The doctor's recommendations
- Use the energy you used for this thing and put it into SandFall.
Onyx Tanuki
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Finally got around to playing it for real. I was actually incredibly disappointed by the lack of options. Nice job on the graphics, but again, not a lot of variety. Character select would have been easy to pull off and allow the game to appeal to a much broader audience than brunette women with the surname Dyson or Hoover. It was a nice touch to have the antagonist occasionally try to stave off orgasm by stopping the heroine's motions, but ultimately, she prevailed after a scant eight seconds with little effort.
To be quite honest, I liked CaptainGerBear's Bump in the Night better. It's not RMXP, but it's the way an oral sex mini-game is meant to be.And no, I'm not giving you the link in this topic. It would violate this site's ToS. I think.
To be quite honest, I liked CaptainGerBear's Bump in the Night better. It's not RMXP, but it's the way an oral sex mini-game is meant to be.And no, I'm not giving you the link in this topic. It would violate this site's ToS. I think.
ChronoStopPosting
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This is like... the worst game ever... but it's awesome at the same time... wtf..? I'm tired (Faints)
GreenGreen
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this is addicting
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