project suck my dick

[Doctor]

As I've stated already to others, it meets all requirements of a game.
It's playable.
It has a point.

We wouldn't get mad at you for having nudity in your games, we wouldn't give two shits if you cursed.  It's not a double standard.  Though it's obvious - way TOO obvious, the only complaint I have is it's not clearly marked with the NSFW tag.

It's not like we have a rating system, or enforce a rating system requirement.  This isn't Disney or PBS Kids.  It's okay to be rated PG.  PG13.  MA.  NC-17.  Whatever.  If a member did this we wouldn't care, because we're not going to police a standard as to what you CAN and CAN NOT do in YOUR game.  Freedom of speech & expression includes crappy porn games, and until that changes - which it won't - guess what fuckers?
Go suck a dick.

Haha I made a serious point in the one thread I never thought I would XD

EDIT:
Actually, no.  I have a 2nd complaint.  It doesn't match our standards for posting a project.  Clean up that first post and I'm good.  Lazy bastard.

Spare me the technicalities, sixty. It's a troll game, clear and simple. Despain put it together just to see how we would react to it.

I'm not saying that it's evil and that Despain should be burnt at the stake for it (although let's not put the gasoline away too hastily), but it doesn't belong in project development. Either a subforum for joke games should be created (and we could shove a few projects in there along with it) or have a way to clearly identify it as a joke game. And hope to God this won't encourage more faggots to try their hands at it.

 

[Ellie]

Wyatt Reviews:
project suck my dick
by missingno

This is a review of project suck my dick, which is an RPG Maker XP game, created by missingno. The game, though short, is playable fully. It is a complete game, which is more than can be said for many projects in the forum.

The game begins with the meeting of two people in unity. Who are these people? What is their backstory? Who knows. But, seemingly the female character (blonde haired) likes cock; and the male character (by the title this is presumably Derek Despain) likes to have his dick stroked and moreso to have someone suck his cock to orgasm.

Near the middle of the game I thought, personally, that the storyline became a tad repetitive, though in a good way. You could tell the emotion in "blond girl"'s face; she really wanted to suck that cock. The guy's actions worked well, with the custom graphics deployed by missingno.

The end was a surprise, I began to think missingno would fall into the cliches and have a money shot, where the guy would ejaculate over the woman's face. Instead, the woman seemed to enjoy his warm seemen oozing out of her lips as she attempted to swallow every last drop.

Storyline: 5/10
It's pretty much guy meets girl.

Graphics: 7/10
100% custom graphics, which is a start, other than title/gameover scenes etc. But, they were a bit hard to make out, very pixelly.

Sound: 2/10
Good use of sound, though RTP.

Gameplay: 4/10
I feel missingno pulled off "woman sucks guy's cock" quite well. The use of much of the keyboard (the enter key, spacebar, "C" button, can all be used) meant one could try all sorts of positions while playing the game.

Final rating: 4/10

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Doctor, of course it's a troll game.
But an entire area just for troll games is a retarded idea.  Besides, like I said in my post, it isn't directed at you at all.  Rather towards other complaints I've heard.  Some are angry more because of the CONTENT of game, not the POINT or PURPOSE of or behind the game and it's creation.  I'm addressing that.

My only complaint with the game itself is it isn't labeled and doesn't follow the requirements fully.  Troll game or not, I don't give a crap.  I don't care why it was made, only for the reactions it made.

I've already said it would be better suited in NFG anyways.

 

[Reives]

Lol @ the changes Wyatt made in the edit.

I believe that what gets on some's nerves a bit is the reception of things like this because of the poster. As in that if it was not Dessy who posted it, most of the play-alongs and the like would be exchanged for a "lolz ok" "nice try" and the like. Not that anything's really wrong with this, of course; that's what people who know each other do.

Personally, what's a little annoy to myself (and reportedly quite a few others) about these things in general are the few who sucks up to who-must-not-be-mentioned and gets turned into a wannabe to get on the good side of their targets. An alternative description for the said phenomenon is a phrase which I feel like I just saw somewhere. But where. . . Hm.

Anyhow, not that I fully blame them, but it is a head-shaker at times. You know who you are. Or not. But either way, don't get defensive because that would be a rather paranoid response at a general call, aye? Rather, remind yourself of why you are wanting to get defensive.

[Edit: Italics.]

 

[Perihelion]

@Sixty: If you were referring to me, my objection to this has nothing to do with not finding it funny. As far as I'm concerned, Despain is welcome to make a porn game as long as it has actual content. The double standard comes from the fact that anyone else would have gotten a warning and probably a locked thread for posting this--not because of the subject matter but because calling it a game is a technicality, it doesn't adhere to the posting standards of the forum, etc. And a high-profile user like Despain doing this encourages wannabes to make similar troll games, which I hope isn't what we want in this forum.

its an actual game i would never have gotten mad at a regular user for posting something like this

What makes your game better than this? I'm honestly curious.

 

[Despain]

its an actual game i would never have gotten mad at a regular user for posting something like this

What makes your game better than this? I'm honestly curious.

custom graphics

 

[Despain]

this isn't a troll game guys. it's an experiment in alternative gameplay.

whats with you faggots talking about double standards? if anyone else on this forum released a microgame with custom graphics it would be allowed. the problem is that nobody does, so you have absolutely nothing to compare it to.

now stop being faggots and suck my dick.

 

[GalaxyGames]

Uh.....Ok..

 

[tensuke]

tbh it was an interesting experience, I liked the custom graphics, but the woman's eye was transparent so you could see the guy's hand through the pupil at the end. Other than that, it was a pretty good minigame and the use of rtp didn't really bug me.

 

[moog]

what is this

 

[Ellie]

Don't worry moog, it's *that* time of the month again.

 

[Skyler]

Will there be a sequel, Des?

 

[moog]

ok so i dont get it is this a spam topic or an actual game

seriously i cant tell and i dont want to dl anything

 

[Despain]

Will there be a sequel, Des?

i have the following titles planned for the "project suck my dick" franchise:

- "project suck my dick" (COMPLETE)
- "project eat my ass" (now under construction)
- "project suck my dick: gay edition"
- "project mutual masturbation"
- "project golden shower"
- "project suck my dick series greatest hits compilation"

also the "music of project suck my dick" which is an OST to be released at a later determined date

 

[Despain]

ok so i dont get it is this a spam topic or an actual game

seriously i cant tell and i dont want to dl anything

it's a real game it's short though so go for it

 

[moog]

ok so i dont get it is this a spam topic or an actual game

seriously i cant tell and i dont want to dl anything

it's a real game it's short though so go for it

cool im dl'ing now

 

[Buster]

- "project golden shower"

Will R. Kelly be a playable character?

 

[Doctor]

If Des spent half as much energy into scientific advancement than he does into his trolling, there'd be cities on the bloody moon right now.

 

[Onyx Tanuki]

So shit got real?

...I wanna play the gay edition when it comes out. Should I feel dirty about that? 'Cuz I do.

 

[Luminier]

So shit got real?

...I wanna play the gay edition when it comes out. Should I feel dirty about that? 'Cuz I do.

...and you dont feel dirty for playing this one?