Juan J. Sánchez":hyqxl8l8 said:I kind of want to read more of it.
Yeah. I'm kinda drunk. It's the only time I feel good about posting strange shit on the internet.
Also I just like fuckin with people here. Obviously lol.
Juan J. Sánchez":hyqxl8l8 said:I kind of want to read more of it.
Go ahead doodJuan J. Sánchez":3266dxgd said:What would you guys think of a Post a NSFW Picture of Yourself thread?
One day at a time. Try doing exercise early in the morning.Spoo":1wpifnn5 said:I know I'm supposed to have things to do today but I'm just not built to be awake during daytime hours.
Like ffs I went to bed at 10:00 last night and woke up at 7:00 this morning and I still feel like I didn't sleep at all. How do I stop being nocturnal?
That's not the pseudocode I know X_X that's Blockly, which is one of the worst ideas a single human has ever come up with.HiPoyion":2ty1wddi said:I've always known pseudocode to be like the RPG Maker Event system, or C2s event system.
This website uses this:
https://studio.code.org/script_assets/4 ... i_1_a3.png
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Mega Flare":3qenon6u said:Wtf did I just read?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAY7pB0SqYJason":1sfynw9k said:Mega Flare":1sfynw9k said:Wtf did I just read?
Yeah, think I'm gonna' go pour bleach on my eyes, be right back...
"Welcome to the Allied States of Advoria. This is the Hexagon"
Crystal: Glad to see you again Fleet Commander. What brings you here?
Tyrell: You won't believe it. Umm, can we go somewhere private?
*enters a secret location*
Crystal: Okay, what is it?
Tyrell: I want to apologize for dumping you so hard. I shouldn't have been so rude. Our last encounter was a little too extreme for me, but I understand you were trying to be--
Crystal: --I'm really sorry about that! Seriously, commander. I just had a really strong urge to do it. I felt so bad about it. It's like I could not control myself... I can't believe I raped someone I love. If this gets out, my career is over. Please forgive me.
Tyrell: Nothing will get out... I forgive you. To be honest it felt great. The orgasm synchronization thingy was my 1st time. I understand, but warn me next time...
Crystal: Next time?
Tyrell: Yeah. Next time... I want you to join my family. My wife Queen Ellis is very interested in you. I told her what happened. Secrets are safe in my family. Don't worry about anything.
Crystal: Uhh, that's fine with me. I'm just really excited you came to see me again.
Tyrell: I really like you Ms. President. I have a silly question. Are you into white female hybrids? Ellis wanted to know.
Crystal: ...Ahh. I see where this is going... You told her about my 13 inches, and she wants to experience it. That's perfectly fine with me. Ellis is a good person. I know her.
Tyrell: Sweet. My wives will welcome you with open arms. I'm kinda jealous... I have 6 wives and 15 girlfriends. Everyone gets along when it comes to sex. A beautiful black woman like you will be treated like a goddess. Just stay away from Kellia, Syla, and Xyra. They're racist and xenophobic.
Tyrell: Ms. President I'm very curious about that ability to transform reproductive organs. How is it done exactly?
Crystal: It's complicated. I think about having a dick, and a large dick appears down there. It must be a really focused thought for about 10 seconds. As far as I'm concerned male hybrids like you can't change to a pussy, if that's what you're wondering, commander.
Tyrell: Nope! I would never want to do that. Never crossed my mind. *smiles*
Tyrell: I have another question Ms. President. Do you think it's gay to get butt fucked by a woman with a fully operational dick?
Crystal: That's a bit of a grey area. I'm a real woman, born a female, but has access to both organs. There isn't a category for women like me. If a woman ass fucks you and you like it, it can't be gay. You're with a female. It depends on who you ask. I really don't give a shit. If it feels good, do it. As long as no one gets hurt permanently.
Crystal: I have graphic question for you. Use as much detail as possible. When I forced you against the wall, what did you feel? Explain exactly what happened that night. *evil smile*
Tyrell: Aww, Ms. President. Do I have to explain that shit?
Crystal: It's a direct order from the president of the Allied States. It's insubordination if you don't. I could kill you. Do it commander. Now. *sexy stare*
Tyrell: *sigh* Okay... You slammed me against the wall. I could feel your hard thick cock slowly penetrate my ass. I instantly lost the ability to move. I thought it would never end. I could feel it going deep into me. It was like shitting in reverse or something. *laughs* God it was so big and long. I can't believe it went all the way in. It felt so damn good... "I love you so much" you said.
Crystal: Mmmmm. Keep going. Keep going dammit.
Tyrell: I could feel your large breasts against my back as you slowly fuck me. You told me to relax.
I did. It's like my body wanted it, but my mind didn't. A big cluster fuck of confusion and pleasure.
After about 6 minutes of humping and thrusting, I could feel your big dick throbbing and twitching inside of me. I could hear you moaning... That's when the synchronised orgasm happened. I could feel your ejaculation, and I felt your sperm shooting deep inside me. It somehow triggered me to cum with you. Normally males would cum for about 8 seconds. I came for about 2 minutes with you. It felt so fuckin' good. I didn't want it to end. It was like heaven. I never seen so much sperm in my entire life... *thinks* (That amount was not humanly possible.) Crystal I think you came for about 30 minutes. You flooded my entire digestive system... Your cum was slowly dripping from my mouth towards the end... I didn't expect a mouth full of sperm while getting ass raped by a sexy woman.
Crystal: Oh, yes.I remember all of it now. That was the best orgasm I ever had baby. Heavy pumping. I'm positive I filled your body with a few gallons. When I pulled out of you, I could see my hot load shooting from your sexy ass. Such a huge puddle of thick cum was on the floor... You passed out and I reverted back to a vagina. Then I fainted.
Tyrell: Very disgusting, but man that was truly heaven. Hybrid females are full of surprises.
Crystal: You have no idea, Commander. *smiles* We could do some real freaky shit that would make Japanese people say "What the fuck?".
Tyrell: Like what?
Crystal: I could spawn multiple reproductive organs all over my body. In any location.
Via hyper compression and hyper regeneration techniques, I could flood this entire planet with my sperm if I wanted to...
You know how the male sex drive drop to zero after a good ejaculation? I could completely eliminate the refraction period for him. I could alter his body so he never gets tired after cuming. Instead he'll get horny each time he cums.
Kyndy: That's so awesome!
Tyrell: !!!!
Crystal: Shit!! Kyndy how long were you standing there?!
Kyndy: I was here the whole time President Crystal. This is my hiding spot. A very interesting conversation there.
Crystal: Assistant Kyndy Watts, I'm afraid I have to snap your fuckin' neck. Come here immediately.
Kyndy: *sigh* Yes, Mam.
Mega Flare":3gttvxsx said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAY7pB0SqY[/youtub]Jason":3gttvxsx said:Mega Flare":3gttvxsx said:Wtf did I just read?
Yeah, think I'm gonna' go pour bleach on my eyes, be right back...
PS why isnt youtube line enabling the video?
K sweet. Also it would of helped too if I had youtube spelled right lolMega Flare":eg6q6x0x said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAY7pB0SqYJason":eg6q6x0x said:Mega Flare":eg6q6x0x said:Wtf did I just read?
Yeah, think I'm gonna' go pour bleach on my eyes, be right back...
PS why isnt youtube line enabling the video?
Mega Flare":3r5e1nn6 said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAY7pB0SqYJason":3r5e1nn6 said:Mega Flare":3r5e1nn6 said:Wtf did I just read?
Yeah, think I'm gonna' go pour bleach on my eyes, be right back...
PS why isnt youtube line enabling the video?