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[So fist]

We are currently planning to attempt a session at four o'clock this sunday.

 

[Venetia]

i was bored so i doodled semkhet and made a gametable pog.

woo

in order to see it right i think you guys have to insert the thing into your pogs folder.

if anyone has a picture they'd like for me to make into a pog just let me know.

 

[Glitchfinder]

if anyone has a picture they'd like for me to make into a pog just let me know.

I don't have a picture to use, but yours is so awesome! I'd love it if I you could make one for my character too...

 

[Venetia]

give me some picture references and i'll see what i can do ~~~~~~

 

[e]

oh oh my char looks like a very feminine eddie izzard as an halfling. when he dresses up, its very poorly done, cheap and prostitute-like.

 

[Glitchfinder]

give me some picture references and i'll see what i can do ~~~~~~

I can't really find anything...

Imagine a modern nerd. Now, drop the glasses, give him longer, flaxen hair, green eyes, and make him thin to the point where he looks unhealthy, but not thin enough to be worrisome. He's in a tunic damaged more from lack of care than anything else, and he's probably a bit dirt smudged and dirty looking, altogether. (I don't need it in color, but the colors were given in case you needed references for your monochrome art)

 

[Venetia]

oh oh my char looks like a very feminine eddie izzard as an halfling. when he dresses up, its very poorly done, cheap and prostitute-like.

?
he's already fairly feminine :x
would you want him looking like a chick or looking like a semi-fem dude (like the pic)?
hair: short, long? skin color (dark/light)? clean shaven i assume? any tat's, piercings, scars?

I can't really find anything...

Imagine a modern nerd. Now, drop the glasses, give him longer, flaxen hair, green eyes, and make him thin to the point where he looks unhealthy, but not thin enough to be worrisome. He's in a tunic damaged more from lack of care than anything else, and he's probably a bit dirt smudged and dirty looking, altogether. (I don't need it in color, but the colors were given in case you needed references for your monochrome art)

ok, i'll do this for you, but whatever i do, you have to promise not to tell me to revise it because i won't!!!! thats the problem with giving me no references .........
also how old is he again? and he's reg human right?

 

[Venetia]

glitch

 

[e]

semi-fem dude. you have to know its a dude cheaply dressed up. thanks

 

[So fist]

how about the david bowie from labrynth.

 

[Venetia]

hello?? where is everyone >:O

 

[Ellie]

eating dix

 

[Venetia]

ok megaflare and etheon and guardian, you guys suck, a lot

 

[Stardust]

Apologies, but I've been busy with holiday stuff. ^^; I haven't even gotten to making my character sheet yet. This was honestly a very bad time for me to try to commit to something like this.

 

[mawk]

we need a mawkface pog

it would represent the tarrasque

 

[Venetia]

Apologies, but I've been busy with holiday stuff. ^^; I haven't even gotten to making my character sheet yet. This was honestly a very bad time for me to try to commit to something like this.

we're going to have to uninclude you and megaflare if you guys dont join in soon so it's cool if you bow out.

 

[Venetia]

LOG FROM 12-6-09

Spoiler: LOG FROM 12-6-09

2009-12-06 18:45:52.625 [PLAY] Semkhet rolls Cure light wounds: (1d8+1) : [8 + 1] = 9
2009-12-06 18:49:29.968 [PLAY] Raige: wh
2009-12-06 18:49:36.875 [PLAY] God?: raige
2009-12-06 18:49:37.359 [PLAY] Dror: you're up
2009-12-06 18:49:38.890 [PLAY] God?: attack
2009-12-06 18:49:46.656 [PLAY] Semkhet: hello??????????
2009-12-06 18:49:46.937 [PLAY] Raige rolls attack: (d20+6) : [11 + 6] = 17
2009-12-06 18:49:47.687 [PLAY] God?: we really should just use this
2009-12-06 18:49:54.906 [PLAY] God?: who are you attacking
2009-12-06 18:50:00.421 [PLAY] Raige: erm
2009-12-06 18:50:05.500 [PLAY] God?: raith or a hench
2009-12-06 18:50:10.625 [PLAY] God?: raith was who attacked you
2009-12-06 18:50:12.546 [PLAY] Raige: raith
2009-12-06 18:50:15.921 [PLAY] God?: okay
2009-12-06 18:50:20.328 [PLAY] God?: you hit roll damage
2009-12-06 18:50:29.265 [PLAY] Raige rolls hit: (d12+6) : [8 + 6] = 14
2009-12-06 18:51:15.421 [PLAY] Harthina: oh
2009-12-06 18:51:17.328 [PLAY] Harthina: Oh, there you are.
2009-12-06 18:51:18.031 [PLAY] Harthina: o.0
2009-12-06 18:51:23.578 [PLAY] Harthina: asdasd
2009-12-06 18:51:24.656 [PLAY] Harthina: Okay.
2009-12-06 18:51:26.203 [PLAY] God?: holy shit
2009-12-06 18:51:26.703 [PLAY] Raige: o.o
2009-12-06 18:51:33.531 [PLAY] Harthina: We were wondering where you went in IRC.
2009-12-06 18:51:38.562 [PLAY] Raige: ohh
2009-12-06 18:51:38.671 [PLAY] Dror: why are we in here?
2009-12-06 18:51:46.718 [PLAY] Raige: i thought we
2009-12-06 18:51:48.234 [PLAY] Raige: bah
2009-12-06 18:51:48.562 [PLAY] Dror: because raige can't pay attention tot wo windows?
2009-12-06 18:51:52.750 [PLAY] God?: Raige was vexed by Raith's cowardly blow
2009-12-06 18:51:53.437 [PLAY] Semkhet: because people can't pay attention to 2 windows at once apparently
2009-12-06 18:51:54.765 [PLAY] Dror: *to two
2009-12-06 18:51:57.500 [PLAY] Raige: im setting up an irc here!!!!!!
2009-12-06 18:52:01.421 [PLAY] God?: and so took his great sword
2009-12-06 18:52:24.015 [PLAY] Harthina: Also, Raige, your sheet is wrong. You didn't list your BAB.
2009-12-06 18:52:24.062 [PLAY] God?: and ran it straight through raith's soft throat
2009-12-06 18:52:30.765 [PLAY] Raige: BAB?
2009-12-06 18:52:31.656 [PLAY] God?: leaving him choking
2009-12-06 18:52:34.265 [PLAY] Harthina: Base attack bonus.
2009-12-06 18:52:36.296 [PLAY] Harthina: It's +1.
2009-12-06 18:52:38.562 [PLAY] God?: on the ground
2009-12-06 18:52:38.812 [PLAY] Raige: oh
2009-12-06 18:52:47.000 [PLAY] God?: raith will die soon
2009-12-06 18:53:20.687 [PLAY] Raige rolls attack: (d20+6) : [3 + 6] = 9
2009-12-06 18:53:20.968 [PLAY] Raige rolls attack: (d20+6) : [16 + 6] = 22
2009-12-06 18:53:24.625 [PLAY] Raige: whoops
2009-12-06 18:53:25.890 [PLAY] God?: ptear leaves smoke
2009-12-06 18:53:31.968 [PLAY] God?: no one to cleave buddy
2009-12-06 18:53:35.875 [PLAY] God?: okay dror
2009-12-06 18:53:50.859 [PLAY] Dror: fror casts ray of enfeeblement on peter
2009-12-06 18:54:04.406 [PLAY] Dror: *dror
2009-12-06 18:54:35.437 [PLAY] God?: roll concentration check
2009-12-06 18:54:40.312 [PLAY] God?: you are under duress
2009-12-06 18:55:40.250 [PLAY] Dror rolls Concentration: (d20+7) : [14 + 7] = 21
2009-12-06 18:55:49.359 [PLAY] God?: pass
2009-12-06 18:55:56.406 [PLAY] God? rolls gob will: (d20-1) : [10 - 1] = 9
2009-12-06 18:56:06.734 [PLAY] God?: oops
2009-12-06 18:56:11.968 [PLAY] God?: thought it was same
2009-12-06 18:56:15.843 [PLAY] God? rolls d20: (d20) : [14] = 14
2009-12-06 18:56:20.296 [PLAY] God?: still fail
2009-12-06 18:56:32.937 [PLAY] God?: what's the attribute damage
2009-12-06 18:56:54.640 [PLAY] Dror: Strength equal to 1d6+1 per two caster levels (maximum 1d6+5)
2009-12-06 18:57:38.328 [PLAY] God? rolls ray: (d6+1) : [3 + 1] = 4
2009-12-06 18:58:02.328 [PLAY] God?: okay harthina
2009-12-06 18:58:22.453 [PLAY] Harthina: I cast Color Spray.
2009-12-06 18:58:25.937 [PLAY] Harthina: Will save, DC 16.
2009-12-06 18:58:32.453 [PLAY] God?: which way
2009-12-06 18:58:35.937 [PLAY] God?: make the cone
2009-12-06 18:58:59.703 [PLAY] God? rolls d20: (d20) : [13] = 13
2009-12-06 18:59:02.671 [PLAY] God?: fail
2009-12-06 18:59:06.484 [PLAY] God?: consequences
2009-12-06 18:59:07.093 [PLAY] Harthina rolls 2d4: (2d4) : [1 + 4] = 5
2009-12-06 18:59:18.093 [PLAY] Harthina: Unconscious, blinded, and stunned for five rounds.
2009-12-06 18:59:45.234 [PLAY] Harthina: I then use my move action to strategically remove myself.
2009-12-06 18:59:48.687 [PLAY] God?: a thousand points of delicious light flows from harthina's sleeves
2009-12-06 19:00:03.734 [PLAY] God?: they knock richard dickley on his ass
2009-12-06 19:00:11.171 [PLAY] God?: air has never tasted so good
2009-12-06 19:00:30.140 [PLAY] God? rolls d20: (d20) : [3] = 3
2009-12-06 19:00:34.812 [PLAY] God?: morale failed
2009-12-06 19:00:38.750 [PLAY] God?: peter runs
2009-12-06 19:01:02.953 [PLAY] God?: attack of opportunity for semkhet
2009-12-06 19:01:13.109 [PLAY] Semkhet rolls attack (crossbow): (d20+2) : [15 + 2] = 17
2009-12-06 19:01:30.468 [PLAY] God?: hit
2009-12-06 19:01:32.625 [PLAY] God?: damage
2009-12-06 19:01:35.328 [PLAY] Semkhet rolls damage (ranged): (1d8) : [2] = 2
2009-12-06 19:01:49.156 [PLAY] Semkhet: :I
2009-12-06 19:01:56.671 [PLAY] God?: your shot rang true enough to hit the poor bastard in the foot
2009-12-06 19:01:59.875 [PLAY] God?: he hops
2009-12-06 19:02:06.093 [PLAY] God?: but continues his flight
2009-12-06 19:02:30.312 [PLAY] God?: running straight toward a rather odd looking halfling
2009-12-06 19:02:37.093 [PLAY] God?: almost about to collide
2009-12-06 19:02:45.125 [PLAY] God?: any action you wish to take ed
2009-12-06 19:02:50.328 [PLAY] Harthina: He's afk.
2009-12-06 19:02:58.375 [PLAY] God?: ugh
2009-12-06 19:03:13.734 [PLAY] Harthina: Oh, I was wrong.
2009-12-06 19:03:42.484 [PLAY] Ed: Can I try sidestepping and tripping him?
2009-12-06 19:03:44.562 [PLAY] Ed: I mean, I can.
2009-12-06 19:03:46.828 [PLAY] God?: sure
2009-12-06 19:03:47.109 [PLAY] Ed: I do so too.
2009-12-06 19:03:52.078 [PLAY] Ed: What do I need to roll?
2009-12-06 19:03:52.531 [PLAY] God?: dexterity check
2009-12-06 19:04:05.687 [PLAY] Ed: I've got 17 dex
2009-12-06 19:04:06.609 [PLAY] God?: roll d20 plus dexterity modifier
2009-12-06 19:04:20.156 [PLAY] Ed: how do I roll in gametable
2009-12-06 19:04:22.343 [PLAY] Ed: :x
2009-12-06 19:04:24.703 [PLAY] Harthina: Type /roll
2009-12-06 19:04:27.296 [PLAY] God?: create a macro
2009-12-06 19:04:29.859 [PLAY] Ed rolls 1d20+3: (1d20+3) : [3 + 3] = 6
2009-12-06 19:04:31.796 [PLAY] God?: or type roll
2009-12-06 19:04:34.281 [PLAY] Ed: :x
2009-12-06 19:04:34.859 [PLAY] Ed: haha
2009-12-06 19:05:03.625 [PLAY] God?: Ed is bulled over by the man one and a half times his size
2009-12-06 19:05:19.046 [PLAY] God?: but he in the process falls on his face as well
2009-12-06 19:05:26.531 [PLAY] Raige taunts ed
2009-12-06 19:05:46.562 [PLAY] God?: semhket
2009-12-06 19:05:52.250 [PLAY] Semkhet chortles politely
2009-12-06 19:06:33.609 [PLAY] Semkhet , deciding the battle's in our favor, pulls out her crossbow and fires
2009-12-06 19:06:43.921 [PLAY] Semkhet rolls attack (crossbow): (d20+2) : [12 + 2] = 14
2009-12-06 19:06:50.578 [PLAY] God?: miss
2009-12-06 19:06:54.890 [PLAY] Semkhet: :I
2009-12-06 19:07:10.718 [PLAY] God?: raige
2009-12-06 19:07:34.281 [PLAY] God?: go for it big guy
2009-12-06 19:07:55.984 [PLAY] Raige rages
2009-12-06 19:08:02.437 [PLAY] Raige rolls attack: (d20+6) : [8 + 6] = 14
2009-12-06 19:08:08.375 [PLAY] Raige: (ptear)
2009-12-06 19:08:11.093 [PLAY] God?: Raige runs over
2009-12-06 19:08:35.062 [PLAY] God?: and swings wildly and is met by ptear's sword
2009-12-06 19:08:46.109 [PLAY] God?: dror
2009-12-06 19:08:56.718 [PLAY] God?: oh wait
2009-12-06 19:08:59.437 [PLAY] God?: hench
2009-12-06 19:09:03.500 [PLAY] God? rolls d20: (d20) : [1] = 1
2009-12-06 19:09:08.140 [PLAY] God?: wow
2009-12-06 19:09:12.656 [PLAY] Semkhet: :x
2009-12-06 19:09:43.484 [PLAY] God?: raige's lumbering presence causes an involuntary release of urine in his target and turns to flee
2009-12-06 19:09:53.484 [PLAY] Semkhet: :x
2009-12-06 19:09:59.281 [PLAY] God?: raige you get an attack of opportunity
2009-12-06 19:10:06.828 [PLAY] Raige: rick dick
2009-12-06 19:10:13.250 [PLAY] Raige: wait
2009-12-06 19:10:14.609 [PLAY] Raige: nvm
2009-12-06 19:10:17.765 [PLAY] Raige rolls attack: (d20+6) : [16 + 6] = 22
2009-12-06 19:10:27.109 [PLAY] God?: roll damage
2009-12-06 19:10:31.781 [PLAY] Raige rolls hit: (d12+6) : [9 + 6] = 15
2009-12-06 19:10:37.390 [PLAY] Semkhet:
2009-12-06 19:11:19.921 [PLAY] God?: Raige's prowess was too much for ptear who kindly sat before bewidered at Raige's masterful stroke.
2009-12-06 19:11:46.890 [PLAY] God?: okay
2009-12-06 19:11:49.609 [PLAY] God?: dror
2009-12-06 19:11:53.593 [PLAY] Dror steps north so that peter is in view, aims, and fires his crossbow at peter
2009-12-06 19:12:11.000 [PLAY] God?: roll
2009-12-06 19:12:12.906 [PLAY] Dror rolls Attack (crossbow): (d20+3) : [17 + 3] = 20
2009-12-06 19:12:32.109 [PLAY] God?: hit
2009-12-06 19:12:36.265 [PLAY] Dror rolls Damage (crossbow): (d8) : [1] = 1
2009-12-06 19:12:39.953 [PLAY] Semkhet: :x
2009-12-06 19:12:59.218 [PLAY] God?: harthina
2009-12-06 19:12:59.781 [PLAY] Raige rages with laughter
2009-12-06 19:13:18.250 [PLAY] Semkhet sighs
2009-12-06 19:13:19.796 [PLAY] Harthina: ooop
2009-12-06 19:13:39.625 [PLAY] Harthina: I move over and also shoot at Peter.
2009-12-06 19:13:52.437 [PLAY] Harthina rolls d20+1: (d20+1) : [16 + 1] = 17
2009-12-06 19:13:58.968 [PLAY] God?: hit
2009-12-06 19:14:03.140 [PLAY] Harthina rolls d8: (d8) : [3] = 3
2009-12-06 19:14:06.687 [PLAY] God?: dead
2009-12-06 19:14:14.609 [PLAY] Semkhet: harthina is magic and can move through wall
2009-12-06 19:14:15.296 [PLAY] Semkhet: s
2009-12-06 19:14:25.687 [PLAY] Harthina: Oh, I didn't see that there.
2009-12-06 19:14:30.125 [PLAY] Harthina: No, I'm just, er...little...
2009-12-06 19:14:33.468 [PLAY] Harthina: Although that is actually true...
2009-12-06 19:14:52.750 [PLAY] Semkhet plays the final fantasy win theme
2009-12-06 19:14:59.250 [PLAY] Harthina: We still have one mook left.
2009-12-06 19:15:03.718 [PLAY] Harthina: I coup de grace him.
2009-12-06 19:15:04.656 [PLAY] Semkhet stops playing it
2009-12-06 19:15:09.890 [PLAY] God?: all is left is richard
2009-12-06 19:15:29.640 [PLAY] God?: who is totally digging this air right now
2009-12-06 19:15:43.828 [PLAY] Harthina: Okay, so, that's a wrap.
2009-12-06 19:15:49.234 [PLAY] Ed gets up?
2009-12-06 19:15:54.062 [PLAY] God?: yes
2009-12-06 19:15:59.062 [PLAY] Semkhet plays the final fantasy win theme
2009-12-06 19:16:15.218 [PLAY] God?: split four hundred five ways
2009-12-06 19:16:19.656 [PLAY] God?: that's the experience
2009-12-06 19:16:30.890 [PLAY] Ed: Tell me when you guys are done.
2009-12-06 19:16:32.968 [PLAY] Semkhet: 80
2009-12-06 19:17:06.781 [PLAY] God?: you may search them in the aftermath if you wish
2009-12-06 19:17:19.250 [PLAY] Dror: I search the idiowho tried to shaft me
2009-12-06 19:17:25.781 [PLAY] Dror: *idiot who
2009-12-06 19:17:35.750 [PLAY] Semkhet searches richard
2009-12-06 19:17:39.265 [PLAY] God? rolls d20: (d20) : [8] = 8
2009-12-06 19:17:51.015 [PLAY] God?: well he has a purse of eight silver pieces
2009-12-06 19:17:54.640 [PLAY] Semkhet: :D
2009-12-06 19:18:01.015 [PLAY] God?: and his standard equipment
2009-12-06 19:18:09.421 [PLAY] Dror searches peter
2009-12-06 19:18:21.890 [PLAY] Harthina: I search anyone left.
2009-12-06 19:18:33.203 [PLAY] God?: okay divying up
2009-12-06 19:18:34.250 [PLAY] Semkhet: (ptear)
2009-12-06 19:18:39.250 [PLAY] God?: you have four long swords
2009-12-06 19:18:41.734 [PLAY] God?: common
2009-12-06 19:18:55.468 [PLAY] God?: in ok condition
2009-12-06 19:19:00.343 [PLAY] Harthina: I say we give them to Raige with the aim of selling them in the near future.
2009-12-06 19:19:15.437 [PLAY] God?: studded leather armor
2009-12-06 19:19:32.718 [PLAY] God?: raith has an interesting ring
2009-12-06 19:19:43.000 [PLAY] God?: their purses combine for
2009-12-06 19:19:45.953 [PLAY] God? rolls 1d8+2: (1d8+2) : [3 + 2] = 5
2009-12-06 19:19:48.515 [PLAY] God? rolls d20: (d20) : [20] = 20
2009-12-06 19:19:49.531 [PLAY] God? rolls d20: (d20) : [7] = 7
2009-12-06 19:20:03.750 [PLAY] God?: five gold and 27 silver
2009-12-06 19:20:20.453 [PLAY] God?: not including the other purse that harthina found
2009-12-06 19:20:44.468 [PLAY] God?: their is also dror's bounty notice
2009-12-06 19:21:14.609 [PLAY] God?: that confirms exactly what raith was talking about
2009-12-06 19:21:32.593 [PLAY] God?: the cowled wizards aren't interested in Dror being alive
2009-12-06 19:21:35.593 [PLAY] God?: only intact
2009-12-06 19:24:30.312 [PLAY] Harthina: Hey, Dror, cast Detect Magic and see if it's magical.
2009-12-06 19:24:32.609 [PLAY] Harthina: I didn't prepare it.
2009-12-06 19:25:04.421 [PLAY] Dror casts detect magic
2009-12-06 19:26:16.890 [PLAY] God?: it is magical
2009-12-06 19:26:31.640 [PLAY] Dror: (for all three rounds)
2009-12-06 19:26:38.921 [PLAY] God?: hmm
2009-12-06 19:26:39.234 [PLAY] Semkhet falls asleep, standing up
2009-12-06 19:27:00.984 [PLAY] God?: the ring glows with the detect magic spell
2009-12-06 19:27:04.765 [PLAY] God?: the item is magical
2009-12-06 19:27:07.609 [PLAY] Harthina: Well, let's get it identified at some point, then.
2009-12-06 19:27:21.250 [PLAY] God?: quite
2009-12-06 19:27:21.781 [PLAY] Dror: but the spell also tells me the strength of the aura
2009-12-06 19:27:34.937 [PLAY] God?: it is rather common
2009-12-06 19:27:35.421 [PLAY] Dror: on the second round
2009-12-06 19:27:38.468 [PLAY] God?: in strength
2009-12-06 19:27:41.187 [PLAY] Dror: and the school of magic, on the third
2009-12-06 19:27:42.578 [PLAY] Harthina: Actually.
2009-12-06 19:27:50.703 [PLAY] Harthina: Dror, make a spellcraft check to--yeah.
2009-12-06 19:27:56.265 [PLAY] God?: run of the mill
2009-12-06 19:28:02.390 [PLAY] God?: i'll let it go this time
2009-12-06 19:28:02.812 [PLAY] Dror: with a DC 15 + spell level) check
2009-12-06 19:28:07.437 [PLAY] God?: let's get on with it
2009-12-06 19:28:39.562 [PLAY] God?: clouds rumble god is god bored?
2009-12-06 19:28:51.484 [PLAY] Semkhet: god is god bored
2009-12-06 19:28:59.796 [PLAY] Dror also reads the wanted notice
2009-12-06 19:29:14.234 [PLAY] Dror picks up the ring and pockets it

note: not finished yet, needs chat addition from irc

 

[Perihelion]

I DCed for a bit in the middle of this, but I didn't miss anything important.

Spoiler: TODAY'S GAMM

Dec 06 18:09:12 <God> ====================================
Dec 06 18:09:37 <God> With your journey long behind you, you slowly debark from your carriage.
Dec 06 18:10:03 <God> The goblin is hauled out by Carlmon's Guards and sent to the barrack.
Dec 06 18:11:17 <God> Before you can even considering parting to separate ways a collection of ruffians approach you eyeing Dror with a satisfied smile.
Dec 06 18:11:28 * God is now known as Raith
Dec 06 18:11:39 <Raith> That's the one ain't it.
Dec 06 18:11:45 * Raith is now known as Pete
Dec 06 18:11:52 <Pete> Looks like it boss.
Dec 06 18:12:08 * Pete is now known as Raith
Dec 06 18:12:14 * Dror aims his crossbow
Dec 06 18:12:20 <Raith> You're in a bit of trouble aint you
Dec 06 18:12:24 <Dror> I would advise you to leave me in peace
Dec 06 18:12:27 * Raith laughs
Dec 06 18:12:37 <Raith> Look at him with the toys
Dec 06 18:12:45 <Raith> I'm just the messenger boy.
Dec 06 18:13:02 * Ed moves a bit closer to the group, swaying his hips
Dec 06 18:13:11 <Raith> The Cowled ones got a big bounty on that little belly of your's.
Dec 06 18:13:24 <Raith> They want to take you to spellhold
Dec 06 18:13:39 <Dror> I will give you one last warning. Leave now.
Dec 06 18:14:09 <Raith> Now if you come along nice, you'll get there in one piece
Dec 06 18:14:16 <Raith> but be warned
Dec 06 18:14:32 <Raith> the cowled don't care if its just that growth inside you they get.
Dec 06 18:14:38 <Dror> I believe the reward was for me alive, was it not?
Dec 06 18:15:37 <Raith> Why don't you ladies run along. This could get ugly
Dec 06 18:16:04 * Harthina folds her arms.
Dec 06 18:16:09 <Harthina> "And where exactly do you think you're taking this boy?"
Dec 06 18:16:11 * Semkhet looks on amusedly
Dec 06 18:16:11 * Raith is now known as god
Dec 06 18:16:17 <Harthina> "You think you can just walk up to people in the street and accost them?"
Dec 06 18:16:20 <Harthina> "I don't think so, sonny."
Dec 06 18:16:29 <god> Raith's men begin to prepare their arms.
Dec 06 18:16:30 * Ed walks up to Peter
Dec 06 18:16:30 <Harthina> "Didn't your mother ever teach you to be polite to people you've just met?"
Dec 06 18:16:36 <Ed> Well hello there gorgeous.
Dec 06 18:16:46 * god is now known as Raith
Dec 06 18:17:02 <Raith> Are you deaf?
Dec 06 18:17:13 <Raith> I said he's to go to spellhold.
Dec 06 18:17:24 * Dror murmers "Miss Ironwood, I don't think this is adviseable"
Dec 06 18:17:26 <Raith> Dead or alive
Dec 06 18:17:41 <Raige> No chatter. Fight now?
Dec 06 18:17:52 * Ed backs off
Dec 06 18:18:08 <Raith> And you are not in Amn. There ain't no law in these parts but this.
Dec 06 18:18:11 <Semkhet> "We helped you before, no reason why we should allow you to die alone with us still watching."
Dec 06 18:18:14 * Raith holds up blade
Dec 06 18:18:28 <Raige> My blade bigger AND stronger.
Dec 06 18:18:41 <Dror> Who said anything about a blade?
Dec 06 18:18:45 * Raith is now known as Peter
Dec 06 18:18:50 * Harthina looks at the fighters, then at Raige.
Dec 06 18:18:54 <Peter> He does have a point boss.
Dec 06 18:18:55 <Harthina> "You sure you wanna fight this orc?
Dec 06 18:19:06 <Raige> Me have many strengths.
Dec 06 18:19:08 <Raige> Fight now?
Dec 06 18:19:10 <Harthina> "Do you have any idea how many goblins he slaughtered the other day?"
Dec 06 18:19:22 <Raige> Me no count past three.
Dec 06 18:19:23 <Harthina> "He's like a hurricane of death. I've never seen anything like it."
Dec 06 18:19:27 <Raige> Me say "every goblin".
Dec 06 18:19:28 <Harthina> "If you have a death wish, by all means."
Dec 06 18:19:35 <Harthina> "Feel free to try to take our young friend here away."
Dec 06 18:19:47 <Peter> Whispers, "I think the orc has a few screws loose."
Dec 06 18:20:01 <Raige> Less chat. What plan?
Dec 06 18:20:14 <Raige> No need plan IMO.
Dec 06 18:20:15 * Peter is now known as Raith
Dec 06 18:20:32 <Harthina> "Well, Raige, I suggest that if these fine young gentlemen here don't excuse themselves, you should show them how keen you are with that axe."
Dec 06 18:20:48 <Raige> Point and me slash.
Dec 06 18:20:49 <Raith> I get the feeling you don't want to go to spellhold Dror.
Dec 06 18:20:56 <Raige> Me no get what you say. Too lengthy.
Dec 06 18:21:34 <Raith> Spellhold Dror no want, yes?
Dec 06 18:21:36 <Dror> You'd be right. Nothing goes to spellhold on a whim
Dec 06 18:21:48 <Dror> and nothing is taken there willingly
Dec 06 18:21:58 * Dror casts sleep on ptear
Dec 06 18:22:11 <Raith> How much is it worth to you for a delay
Dec 06 18:22:37 <Raith> roll initiative
Dec 06 18:22:47 <Harthina> !roll d20+5
Dec 06 18:22:47 * Guest27332 --> "Harthina rolls a d20+5 and gets 25."
Dec 06 18:22:51 <Dror> !roll #d20+3
Dec 06 18:22:52 * Guest27332 --> "Dror rolls #d20+3 and gets 16, 10, 6, 18, 9, 18, 20, 10."
Dec 06 18:22:57 <Dror> what?
Dec 06 18:23:03 <Harthina> You put a #.
Dec 06 18:23:08 <Dror> ah
Dec 06 18:23:16 <Dror> !roll d20+3
Dec 06 18:23:16 * Guest27332 --> "Dror rolls a d20+3 and gets 5."
Dec 06 18:23:20 * Ed yawns
Dec 06 18:23:33 <Raith> !roll d20+8
Dec 06 18:23:33 * Guest27332 --> "Raith rolls a d20+8 and gets 24."
Dec 06 18:24:59 <Semkhet> Semkhet rolls initiative: (d20+2) : [15 + 2] = 17
Dec 06 18:26:07 <Harthina> Ed?
Dec 06 18:27:23 <Harthina> Raige?
Dec 06 18:30:25 <Harthina> Oh, he rolled 16.
Dec 06 18:30:54 <Harthina> !topicappend SEQUENCE: Harthina, Raith, Semkhet, Raige, Dror
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Dec 06 18:34:04 * Topic for #d&d set by Venetia!~Venetia@owning.the.jews.since.2009 at Sun Dec 06 16:33:15 2009
Dec 06 18:34:04 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Perihelion
Dec 06 18:34:07 <Perihelion> Sorry about that!
Dec 06 18:34:10 * You are now known as Harthina
Dec 06 18:34:28 <Raith> okay harthina you are up
Dec 06 18:34:28 <Harthina> I cast Wall of Smoke on the two mooks beneath Raith. Fort save or nauseated.
Dec 06 18:34:37 <Raith> what is the casting time
Dec 06 18:34:45 <Harthina> It's...a standard action like anything else?
Dec 06 18:34:50 <Harthina> DC 16, btw.
Dec 06 18:35:05 <Raith> spells have casting times if it says one round it begins next turn
Dec 06 18:35:12 <Harthina> Right. It's a standard action.
Dec 06 18:35:24 <Harthina> One-round spells are unusual, so unless I specify, you can assume it's a standard action.
Dec 06 18:36:17 <Raith> !roll d20 + 3
Dec 06 18:36:17 * Guest27332 --> "Raith rolls a d20 + 3 and gets 15."
Dec 06 18:36:19 <Raith> !roll d20 + 3
Dec 06 18:36:19 * Guest27332 --> "Raith rolls a d20 + 3 and gets 8."
Dec 06 18:36:41 <Harthina> They're nauseated, which means they can't attack. They have one move action a round.
Dec 06 18:36:58 <Harthina> Ends next round.
Dec 06 18:37:29 <Raith> raith goes for the big ugly guy
Dec 06 18:37:47 <Raith> !roll d20 + 4
Dec 06 18:37:47 * Guest27332 --> "Raith rolls a d20 + 4 and gets 20."
Dec 06 18:37:52 <Raith> that's a hit
Dec 06 18:38:12 <Raith> !roll d8+2
Dec 06 18:38:12 * Guest27332 --> "Raith rolls a d8+2 and gets 10."
Dec 06 18:38:38 <Raith> 10 damage on raige
Dec 06 18:38:48 * Raith is now known as God
Dec 06 18:39:00 <God> did that kill Raige
Dec 06 18:39:42 <Harthina> He has 4 HP left.
Dec 06 18:40:03 <God> north hench is going for dror
Dec 06 18:40:14 <God> !roll d20+2
Dec 06 18:40:14 * Guest27332 --> "God rolls a d20+2 and gets 11."
Dec 06 18:40:17 <God> wow
Dec 06 18:40:22 <God> you fucking lucked out
Dec 06 18:40:25 <God> a near miss
Dec 06 18:40:42 <God> sword rips your nicely arrayed tunic
Dec 06 18:40:57 <God> hench three yacks and moves out of the smoke
Dec 06 18:41:02 <God> semkhet
Dec 06 18:44:31 * runaway_bro has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
Dec 06 18:44:55 <God> do you have an action to declare hon
Dec 06 18:45:24 * Semkhet dashes over to Raige and casts Cure Light Wounds (dropping Charm Person)
Dec 06 18:45:31 * Ed whistles "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead"
Dec 06 18:46:11 <God> !roll 1d8
Dec 06 18:46:11 * Guest27332 --> "God rolls 1d8 and gets 5."
Dec 06 18:46:18 <God> +1
Dec 06 18:46:20 <God> six
Dec 06 18:46:41 <Semkhet> Semkhet rolls Cure light wounds: (1d8+1) : [8 + 1] = 9
Dec 06 18:46:44 <Semkhet> >:|
Dec 06 18:46:44 <God> nine
Dec 06 18:46:53 <God> okay nine hp for raige
Dec 06 18:46:56 <God> raige is up
Dec 06 18:47:13 <God> then hench 4
Dec 06 18:49:39 <Harthina> Raige is being slow, so I'm doing his turn for him. He activates his rage and attacks Raith.
Dec 06 18:50:03 * Ed scratches his crotch
Dec 06 18:50:10 <Harthina> !roll d20+7 attack roll
Dec 06 18:50:10 * Guest27332 --> "Harthina rolls a d20+7 attack roll and gets 19."
Dec 06 18:50:26 * Ed whistles at random people on the street
Dec 06 18:50:27 <Harthina> +8, sorry.
Dec 06 18:50:29 <Harthina> His sheet is wrong.
Dec 06 18:51:00 <God> anyway we are taking the battle to game table
Dec 06 19:23:56 <Raige> "RARRR sorry was scratching butt did I miss much"
Dec 06 19:29:59 <God> okay go
Dec 06 19:30:05 <God> =============================\
Dec 06 19:30:06 * Ed approaches the group, noticeably swaying his hips
Dec 06 19:30:36 * Semkhet looks to Ed, noticing him first.
Dec 06 19:30:46 * Dror looks at ed and asks "Who are you, and why did you just sit there?"
Dec 06 19:31:18 <Ed> This is Westgate, hon, don't think that was anything special.
Dec 06 19:31:29 <Harthina> "Most folk mind their own business, Dror."
Dec 06 19:31:36 * Ed tosses his hair back, a la Herbal Essence commercial
Dec 06 19:31:53 * Ed runs a finger down Raige's chest
Dec 06 19:32:03 <Dror> "I realize that. But most people also make themselves scarce when fighting breaks out."
Dec 06 19:32:04 <Ed> Nice work with that big sword of yours.
Dec 06 19:32:10 * Semkhet notices Ed's emerging 5'oclock shadow and smirks.
Dec 06 19:33:19 * Dror picks up the wanted notice, and reads it.
Dec 06 19:33:40 <Ed> Whatchu got there, dear?
Dec 06 19:33:49 * Ed tries to peek at the notice
Dec 06 19:33:54 <Ed> (tip-toes, obviously)
Dec 06 19:34:04 * Dror pockets the notice and looks pointedly at Ed "I don't trust you"
Dec 06 19:34:26 * Ed falls back and puts his hands on his hips
Dec 06 19:34:41 <Semkhet> "Now, now, Dror, don't be so crass to the local color."
Dec 06 19:34:41 <Ed> And a fat lot of good that'll do ya.
Dec 06 19:34:49 <Raige> Why touch me?
Dec 06 19:34:52 <Raige> HALFLING?
Dec 06 19:35:03 <Dror> "It isn't the local color I'm being crass to. It's the local crossdresser."
Dec 06 19:35:17 <Ed> Oh, oh! Is that how it is?
Dec 06 19:35:21 * Semkhet covers a smile and looks away
Dec 06 19:35:26 <Raige> You not even full anything
Dec 06 19:35:29 <Raige> Fight now?
Dec 06 19:35:42 <Raige> It while since fight...
Dec 06 19:35:50 <Semkhet> "Oh, Raige, temperance, now."
Dec 06 19:35:53 <God> it was indeed a while
Dec 06 19:36:09 <Ed> I'll let you fight my ass with your other sword later on, big guy. I'm talking to the grown-ups right now.
Dec 06 19:36:16 <Raige> Can Raige even speak common? Raige not know...
Dec 06 19:36:25 <God> he can
Dec 06 19:36:30 <Raige> Raige happy.
Dec 06 19:36:32 <God> very stupidly
Dec 06 19:36:38 <Raige> *grunt*
Dec 06 19:36:52 <Dror> "It isn't your dressing habits that I dislike. It's the fact that you don't seem to care if you fool anyone"
Dec 06 19:36:58 * Ed switches to Orcish
Dec 06 19:37:13 <Ed> (Orcish): Seriously, back off.
Dec 06 19:37:16 <Raige> Hagnok sh'lick or'ange jui'ce?
Dec 06 19:37:45 <Raige> (Ed come onto Raige!)
Dec 06 19:38:05 <Ed> I don't what now, Betty?
Dec 06 19:38:06 * Dror mutters something anatomically improbable for ed to do, in Dragonic
Dec 06 19:38:42 <Ed> By the Gods, will you look at that. A self-righteous wanted man. Probably didn't anything, did ya?
Dec 06 19:39:25 <Ed> Probably a big misunderstanding, right Carla?
Dec 06 19:39:47 * Raige whomps Ed out cold for a sec.
Dec 06 19:39:50 <Raige> Talk too much.
Dec 06 19:39:51 <Dror> "Oh, I did something all right. But that is none of your business, as far as I'm concerned."
Dec 06 19:40:15 <God> raige felt guilt so he just patted him roughly
Dec 06 19:40:22 <Ed> no roll?
Dec 06 19:40:26 <Ed> I just get hit.
Dec 06 19:40:27 <Ed> :x
Dec 06 19:40:31 <God> instead of loosing his ridiculous orc rage
Dec 06 19:40:31 <Harthina> "Hey now, Raige, there's no call for violence."
Dec 06 19:40:44 <Raige> That how work with Raige. Raige no need roll to kill you all.
Dec 06 19:41:00 <Semkhet> :x
Dec 06 19:41:23 <Ed> Well tough guy, if that's how you roll, I'm outta here. Sayonara, cunts.
Dec 06 19:41:34 * Ed storms off
Dec 06 19:41:48 <Raige> Gnargoth 'mom'sa yytrtard
Dec 06 19:42:01 * Dror mutters "Insufferable ass" in dragonic
Dec 06 19:42:09 <Semkhet> "Oh, dear, and where was that temperance, you two."
Dec 06 19:42:24 <Semkhet> "You realize that you're only making enemies in this place."
Dec 06 19:43:22 * Semkhet looks up at the sky, which is burgeoning on dawn.
Dec 06 19:43:29 <God> well whatare you guys going to do
Dec 06 19:43:43 <Dror> "We should get inside
Dec 06 19:43:45 <Dror> *"
Dec 06 19:43:56 <Semkhet> "Well, it's been a pleasure knowing you all, Mrs. Ironwood, Dror, Raige. But I must be off."
Dec 06 19:44:17 <God> in the south gate district there are two inns for the local travelers
Dec 06 19:44:20 <Semkhet> "Time wastes eternal, and there are people to convert!"
Dec 06 19:44:34 * Dror chokes
Dec 06 19:44:34 <God> there are more in the market district but they are more expensive
Dec 06 19:44:41 <Raige> Huh. No place for girl on fightplace.
Dec 06 19:44:47 <Dror> "You're still sticking by that?"
Dec 06 19:44:51 * Harthina notes in passing that Dror speaks Draconic.
Dec 06 19:45:02 <Harthina> "I must concur. I want to find a nice inn."
Dec 06 19:45:06 * Semkhet saunters toward the Tired Traveler Inn.
Dec 06 19:45:10 <Harthina> "Have safe travels, all of you."
Dec 06 19:45:12 <God> ed is heading to the market district
Dec 06 19:45:35 <Harthina> "Ah, the Tired Traveler in? It's certainly appropriate."
Dec 06 19:45:41 * Harthina heads into the inn as well.
Dec 06 19:45:55 * Dror follows Harthina
Dec 06 19:46:08 <Harthina> *Inn
Dec 06 19:46:27 * Semkhet passes the Inn, not feeling terribly tired, and heads forth into the courtyard through the alley.
Dec 06 19:46:30 <God> meanwhile the city watch starts carting off the bodies
Dec 06 19:46:34 * Ed sees the two Draconic cunts walk by and waits for Semkhet to pass by
Dec 06 19:46:55 <God> they wish to speak with the assaulted party
Dec 06 19:46:56 * Harthina gets a room and goes upstairs.
Dec 06 19:47:00 <God> excuse me
Dec 06 19:47:05 * God is now known as Watch
Dec 06 19:47:40 * Ed hurries up after Semkhet
Dec 06 19:47:47 * Dror sits down in the common room.
Dec 06 19:47:51 * Semkhet notices a presence behind her
Dec 06 19:47:55 <Ed> Hey there, Bunny.
Dec 06 19:48:07 * Semkhet stops and only looks back over her shoulder.
Dec 06 19:48:16 * Semkhet smirks in reply.
Dec 06 19:48:27 * Ed gives her the biggest smile he can muster without splitting his pretty face
Dec 06 19:48:30 <Watch> the watch enters the inn
Dec 06 19:48:33 <Harthina> After freshening up a bit, Harthina comes back down to the common room to get something to eat.
Dec 06 19:48:46 <Semkhet> "Something on your mind other than tripping, sailor?"
Dec 06 19:48:47 <Ed> Heard you're up to some convertin', ain't that right?
Dec 06 19:48:52 * Dror waves to harthina, and beckons her over
Dec 06 19:49:10 <Semkhet> "Oh, dear, but you're good at listening in when out of earshot."
Dec 06 19:49:16 <Ed> Reckon a girl could use some...guidance, in this place.
Dec 06 19:49:23 * Harthina approaches Dror.
Dec 06 19:49:25 <Harthina> "What is it?"
Dec 06 19:49:27 * Ed laughs nervously
Dec 06 19:49:36 <Ed> Well, girl, you gotta hone your senses to survive in this place.
Dec 06 19:49:40 <Semkhet> "Sure, everyone needs guidance in an unfamiliar burg."
Dec 06 19:49:49 <Dror> "why not have a seat. We both know those men had a reward from Amn."
Dec 06 19:50:03 <Ed> Th'only way you get by is by buying off people, and information is the most precious currency.
Dec 06 19:50:10 <Harthina> "I don't see how it especially concerns me, I'm afraid."
Dec 06 19:50:10 <Watch> the watchmen begin speaking to the tavern keeper
Dec 06 19:50:28 <Semkhet> "And you have information?"
Dec 06 19:50:39 * Ed keeps on smiling
Dec 06 19:50:55 * Harthina eyes the watchmen speaking to the tavern keeper.
Dec 06 19:51:00 * Harthina tries to eavesdrop.
Dec 06 19:51:03 <Watch> the tavern keeper points to the common room
Dec 06 19:51:04 <Semkhet> "Oh, hoh. But why would a cleric need information if not for finding people open to the word of my lord?"
Dec 06 19:51:04 * Dror looks pointedly at Harthina. "You're the only one here from Amn. The Bounty on my head was from Baldur's Gate, which means that something else is stirring"
Dec 06 19:51:06 <Harthina> (surreptitiously, mind)
Dec 06 19:51:07 <Ed> Nothing's free, dear.
Dec 06 19:51:09 <Watch> roll listen check
Dec 06 19:51:14 <Harthina> !roll d20+3
Dec 06 19:51:14 * Guest27332 --> "Harthina rolls a d20+3 and gets 18."
Dec 06 19:51:24 * Ed dramatically slaps his forehead
Dec 06 19:51:26 <Watch> you hear a description of Dror
Dec 06 19:51:36 <Ed> Why, but I know just the place to find people that just NEED converting.
Dec 06 19:51:45 <Watch> the guards are walking over
Dec 06 19:51:50 <Semkhet> "Hmm."
Dec 06 19:51:57 * Semkhet glances about.
Dec 06 19:51:59 <Harthina> "Say, Dror, I think you might want to make a timely exit. They're looking for you."
Dec 06 19:52:02 <Ed> You want to help people, now, don't you?
Dec 06 19:52:09 <Watch> Eh hem
Dec 06 19:52:17 <Watch> Excuse me folks.
Dec 06 19:52:25 <Semkhet> "Dear me, but I lost my purse in a goblin attack on the road. I'm penniless, utterly helpless."
Dec 06 19:52:27 <Harthina> "Good evening, officer."
Dec 06 19:52:29 <Watch> You seem to get quite the welcome
Dec 06 19:52:31 <Watch> .
Dec 06 19:52:34 * Dror looks up nervously, and jumps up when he notices the guards
Dec 06 19:52:43 <Ed> /me moves closer to Semkhet
Dec 06 19:52:46 <Ed> err
Dec 06 19:52:46 <Ed> :x
Dec 06 19:52:52 <Watch> Can we hear your story since the boys on the road their ain't really talking
Dec 06 19:53:01 <Harthina> "Ah, yes, it was rather unfortunate. Well."
Dec 06 19:53:08 <Dror> "Is this the regular welcome for new travellers here?"
Dec 06 19:53:12 <Watch> Oh that's what it was
Dec 06 19:53:14 * Semkhet stands tall to stare back at Ed, unflinching.
Dec 06 19:53:21 <Watch> Its a hard place but we do well.
Dec 06 19:53:31 * Harthina gives Dror a sharp look. "He's an officer. Respect him."
Dec 06 19:53:39 * Dror flinches
Dec 06 19:53:41 <Harthina> "We came in with a trade caravan, and those men accosted us at the gate."
Dec 06 19:53:43 <Watch> You wouldn't want us hard on you, too.
Dec 06 19:53:47 * Dror looks down
Dec 06 19:53:54 <Watch> Why did they accost you?
Dec 06 19:54:02 <Ed> Here's the deal, darling. Me 'n the girls have been having some trouble lately with th' big boss up there - no, not yours - and, well, I figure you've got the tools to help us.
Dec 06 19:54:18 <Dror> "I'm sorry, sir. I'm just a little shaken after being attacked the moment I entered the city."
Dec 06 19:54:19 <Ed> I saw you back there against the drunkards.
Dec 06 19:54:27 <Harthina> "I'm not sure, but they seemed to have it out for my young acquaintance over there."
Dec 06 19:54:37 <Watch> I've don't recall...
Dec 06 19:54:38 <Ed> You know how to handle stick, girl!
Dec 06 19:54:56 * Semkhet bites her lip, clearly reading the situation, but trying not to.
Dec 06 19:54:58 <Watch> Now why would that be m'laday
Dec 06 19:55:12 * Harthina shrugs. "You'd have to ask them."
Dec 06 19:55:18 <Watch> hmm.
Dec 06 19:55:25 * Ed winks at her
Dec 06 19:55:31 <Watch> Well there's a matter of a disposal fee.
Dec 06 19:55:39 <Semkhet> "So you ... Who is this 'boss'?"
Dec 06 19:55:40 <Harthina> "A disposal fee, you say?"
Dec 06 19:56:10 * Dror looks nauseated
Dec 06 19:56:11 <Ed> Oh, no one important...just another local drunk.
Dec 06 19:56:19 <Ed> But...
Dec 06 19:56:21 <Watch> Yes ma'am we have to bring in the coroner and figure out who they are. And bury them in the common plot if no one claims them
Dec 06 19:56:24 <Raige> hup
Dec 06 19:56:26 * Ed looks around
Dec 06 19:56:29 <Watch> All costs money.
Dec 06 19:56:48 * Ed whispers: "A rich one, girl, if you do the right things."
Dec 06 19:56:50 * Ed winks again
Dec 06 19:56:59 <Watch> Money we wouldn't have had to spend if you guys hadn't gone all crazy with the finger bolts and chanting.
Dec 06 19:57:11 <Harthina> "Certainly the city provides funds for such things. We just barely got away with our lives, and we're penniless travelers in any case. If you're looking for gold from us, you won't find much, I'm afraid. We just almost got gutted in the street--don't you think paying a fine on top of that is a bit much?"
Dec 06 19:57:12 * Semkhet stares for a moment.
Dec 06 19:57:14 * Harthina smiles winningly.
Dec 06 19:57:17 * Dror looks offended
Dec 06 19:57:18 <Harthina> (diplomacy check???)
Dec 06 19:57:23 <Watch> Roll
Dec 06 19:57:35 <Harthina> !roll d20+10
Dec 06 19:57:36 * Guest27332 --> "Harthina rolls a d20+10 and gets 14."
Dec 06 19:57:41 <Semkhet> "I believe you've misread me ..."
Dec 06 19:57:42 <Watch> failed.
Dec 06 19:58:18 <Watch> Oh love it 'taint nothing too damaging. Just a few gold will make this go away.
Dec 06 19:58:32 * Ed blinks
Dec 06 19:58:38 <Ed> Oh...oh!
Dec 06 19:58:44 <Ed> Oh, no, I wasn't talking about that at all!
Dec 06 19:58:53 <Watch> Including any investigation as too why your friend is of interest to people that prolly don't exist
Dec 06 19:58:54 * Dror looks pointedly at the guard.
Dec 06 19:58:58 <Ed> Oh god, Sally, I hope you didn't read too much into that.
Dec 06 19:59:19 <Dror> "I have a family back home with quite a handful of money. I'm sure we could come to better arrangements, later."
Dec 06 19:59:21 <Ed> I just meant he's a well connected man, and if you're looking for converts, spreading the love of Whatshisface and whatnot, he's the guy.
Dec 06 19:59:24 <Dror> (bluff check)
Dec 06 19:59:30 <Semkhet> "It's hard not to read into anything you do, dear sir ... Er... Gentle person."
Dec 06 19:59:38 <Watch> roll
Dec 06 19:59:45 * Semkhet thinks
Dec 06 19:59:48 * Ed wrings hands, gives puppy eyes look
Dec 06 19:59:56 <Ed> Plus, you'd be helping out a poor, defenseless orphan...
Dec 06 19:59:58 <Watch> dror roll a bluff check
Dec 06 20:00:03 <Dror> !roll d20+7
Dec 06 20:00:03 * Guest27332 --> "Dror rolls a d20+7 and gets 9."
Dec 06 20:00:07 <Semkhet> "There are two sides to everything, and I see you're considering this both a hand-out and a cry for help."
Dec 06 20:00:19 <Ed> I...what?
Dec 06 20:00:26 <Watch> I'm sorry friend, but you know what they say about a bird in the hand and all that.
Dec 06 20:00:40 * Ed straightens up and takes on his actual, manly voice
Dec 06 20:00:58 <Ed> Look, lady, the way I see it, you can either help me and further your cause, or you can piss off.
Dec 06 20:01:04 * Semkhet smiles.
Dec 06 20:01:07 * Harthina looks at Dror. "It sounds like you might want to pay this man his fine, dear."
Dec 06 20:01:11 <Watch> Like we said this can get awful for all of you really fast.
Dec 06 20:01:12 * Dror pulls the ring out of his pocket
Dec 06 20:01:31 <Semkhet> "I like you, hon. First red-blood I've seen out of Mulhorandi. Sure, let's meet this so-and-so."
Dec 06 20:01:34 <Dror> I found this on one fo the men. I know it is magical, and I also know you might find it of use
Dec 06 20:01:39 <Ed> I figured you were one of those cleric whose main goal was to help the less fortunate, but it's easy to see -
Dec 06 20:01:41 <Watch> well that's interesting
Dec 06 20:01:44 <Watch> what's it do
Dec 06 20:01:52 * Ed goes back to his falsetto voice and gaudy personality
Dec 06 20:02:01 <Ed> Hmm, I like what I'm hearin' Betty Sue.
Dec 06 20:02:29 * Ed winks at Semkhet
Dec 06 20:02:34 <Ed> What's your name, on?
Dec 06 20:02:37 <Ed> hon*
Dec 06 20:03:04 <Semkhet> "I am of the House Nefer."
Dec 06 20:03:18 <Semkhet> "But such are formalities. Lead on, child."
Dec 06 20:03:22 <Ed> Ah...Nefertitties, right?
Dec 06 20:03:23 <Dror> You'd have to have it identified, but I'm guessing it isn't anything like a wish
Dec 06 20:03:25 * Ed laughs at his own joke
Dec 06 20:03:38 * Semkhet whips out her fan to politely cover her smile
Dec 06 20:03:47 * Ed extends a hand: "I'm Cecilia"
Dec 06 20:03:47 <Dror> "Knowing men like these, I'm thinking it will be fairly destructive
Dec 06 20:03:59 <Watch> bluff
Dec 06 20:04:00 <Watch> roll
Dec 06 20:04:05 * Semkhet shakes it, only daintily.
Dec 06 20:04:20 * Ed gives her an appraising look
Dec 06 20:04:20 <Dror> !roll d20+7
Dec 06 20:04:21 * Guest27332 --> "Dror rolls a d20+7 and gets 11."
Dec 06 20:04:42 <Ed> You know, honey, for some reason I figured you had more fight in you than that.
Dec 06 20:04:46 * Ed winks again
Dec 06 20:04:54 <Ed> I'm sure you're keepin' it all for your man, eh?
Dec 06 20:04:58 * Ed swirls around
Dec 06 20:04:59 <Watch> Yeah so powerful that it helped them get slaughtered like dogs in the street.
Dec 06 20:05:10 <Semkhet> "We Clerics of Sharessa are naught but surprising."
Dec 06 20:05:26 <Dror> "I never said he was wearing it."
Dec 06 20:05:28 <Watch> I think I'll take gold.
Dec 06 20:05:37 <Ed> Alright Nerfertitty - mind if I call you Tit? - let's go see what you can do for the less fortunates.
Dec 06 20:05:39 <Watch> Five pieces should be about right.
Dec 06 20:05:41 <Semkhet> "Lead on."
Dec 06 20:05:48 * Semkhet heads behind her new "friend", with a berth of 10 paces.
Dec 06 20:06:02 * Dror counts out the amount, in copper.
Dec 06 20:06:35 * Ed strolls towards the street, swaying his hips
Dec 06 20:06:46 <Ed> Whatever happened to your cheeky buddies, Tit?
Dec 06 20:06:47 <Watch> you are a generous man
Dec 06 20:06:54 * Semkhet keeps her face obscured in her fan.
Dec 06 20:07:08 <Watch> remember that if you ever need anything the watch will be sure to provide.
Dec 06 20:07:16 <Semkhet> "We weren't friends."
Dec 06 20:07:21 <Dror> "I'll keep that in mind."
Dec 06 20:07:25 <Semkhet> "We just happened to ride the same coach."
Dec 06 20:07:42 <Ed> Ah! Good riddance then. What a bunch of jackasses.
Dec 06 20:07:56 <Semkhet> "My, but you are a talkative one."
Dec 06 20:07:59 * Ed swings his hair back
Dec 06 20:08:11 <Ed> Well, fast talk is the first thing you learn in this city, baby.
Dec 06 20:08:14 * Raige runs a bit
Dec 06 20:08:25 <Semkhet> "It's a winder you can make any money at all with all this withholding information you do."
Dec 06 20:08:28 <Semkhet> wonder*
Dec 06 20:08:52 * Harthina gets a table and orders a meal.
Dec 06 20:08:54 <Ed> Ah! You don't even wanna know, girl.
Dec 06 20:09:07 * Semkhet smirks again, but it is obscured by the fan.
Dec 06 20:09:12 <Ed> I had this Orc after me, once - bigger than a Dragon he was...
Dec 06 20:09:18 <Ed> You try talking your way out of being split in two.
Dec 06 20:09:40 <Ed> The second thing you learn is to carry knives.
Dec 06 20:09:58 <Ed> The third thing, is that there's no rules - you hit where you can reach.
Dec 06 20:09:59 * Ed winks
Dec 06 20:10:24 * Watch is now known as Zarathustra
Dec 06 20:10:25 <Semkhet> "Ah, aren't I supposed to be the preacher? And yet, I'm the choir."
Dec 06 20:10:44 <Ed> Aleluia, sister!
Dec 06 20:10:52 * Ed laughs in his horrible falsetto voice
Dec 06 20:11:23 * Semkhet feigns a laugh to be polite.
Dec 06 20:11:24 <Harthina> After eating her meal, Harthina goes up to the innkeeper.
Dec 06 20:11:36 * Ed sighs
Dec 06 20:11:40 <Zarathustra> Can I help you?
Dec 06 20:11:46 <Zarathustra> nick Innkeeper
Dec 06 20:11:50 * Ed in his manly voice: "Anyway, let's get going. I'm tired of this shit."
Dec 06 20:11:51 <Harthina> "Say, you get a lot of travelers passing through here, don't you?"
Dec 06 20:11:53 * Zarathustra is now known as Innkeeper
Dec 06 20:12:01 * Semkhet replies with nothing.
Dec 06 20:12:14 <Innkeeper> I get all kinds that don't got a spare copper in their pocket
Dec 06 20:12:31 <Harthina> "Have you seen a pair twenty-odd children in here lately? From Amn?" She pulls out her illustration. "They look like this."
Dec 06 20:12:33 * Dror gets up and goes after Harthina.
Dec 06 20:12:40 * Harthina realizes she should've asked the guard, but too late now.
Dec 06 20:13:02 <Dror> "Shouldn't you have asked the guard?"
Dec 06 20:13:39 * Raige walks into the inn. the door was closed. now its not.
Dec 06 20:14:00 <Innkeeper> Hello there big guy
Dec 06 20:14:07 <Raige> Beer.
Dec 06 20:14:09 <Innkeeper> What can I do for you.
Dec 06 20:14:12 <Innkeeper> Certainly
Dec 06 20:14:20 <Raige> Beer now.
Dec 06 20:14:22 <Raige> No talk.
Dec 06 20:14:27 * Innkeeper pours the thickest brew he can muster
Dec 06 20:14:41 * Dror asks the inkeeper for a small meal.
Dec 06 20:14:43 * Innkeeper leaves it before Raige without a word
Dec 06 20:14:47 * Raige chuggs
Dec 06 20:14:47 <Harthina> (Way to ignore me, innkeeper!"
Dec 06 20:14:49 <Harthina> )
Dec 06 20:15:02 <Raige> You. Girl.
Dec 06 20:15:08 <Raige> You woman?
Dec 06 20:15:12 <Innkeeper> no ma'am I haven't
Dec 06 20:15:20 <Innkeeper> But not everyone stops here.
Dec 06 20:15:25 <Harthina> "Ah. Unfortunate. Thank you."
Dec 06 20:15:28 * Harthina rolls it up again.
Dec 06 20:15:48 <Innkeeper> Most folks who want to disappear hide out in the slums south of the docks
Dec 06 20:16:09 <Innkeeper> raige are you asking me?
Dec 06 20:16:20 <Raige> No. Girl.
Dec 06 20:16:23 * Dror stares at the innkeeper for a second, and pulls out his wallet
Dec 06 20:16:32 * Dror jingles the coins
Dec 06 20:16:33 <Innkeeper> Yes.
Dec 06 20:16:36 * Semkhet looks forward, at the darkened market district, and considers her situation.
Dec 06 20:16:42 <Innkeeper> What would you like sir
Dec 06 20:16:44 * Ed stops
Dec 06 20:16:50 * Harthina raises an eyebrow at Raige. "Honey, are you talking to me?"
Dec 06 20:16:52 * Semkhet calls ahead to her curious new "buddy".
Dec 06 20:17:20 * Ed still in his manly voice: "Look, I'm heading out for the night. I'd invite you to crash at my place, but Tyrol's got me on a no-lady policy right now."
Dec 06 20:17:24 <Semkhet> "Er, oh, dear. I just recalled that I left some bolts with that cad Dror!"
Dec 06 20:17:31 <Dror> "I would like a small meal. Preferably something that hasn't been charred to a cinder, like I was given at the rest of the inns on my way here"
Dec 06 20:17:32 <Ed> Yeah...
Dec 06 20:17:35 <Ed> Right.
Dec 06 20:17:46 <Ed> Don't try to trick the trickster, Martha.
Dec 06 20:17:47 <Raige> You girl Hatma?
Dec 06 20:17:58 <Innkeeper> Certainly we have a nice harvest stew
Dec 06 20:17:59 <Semkhet> "We'll see each other again, you know where I'll be."
Dec 06 20:18:03 <Ed> Head down the street, you'll see the inn on your left.
Dec 06 20:18:09 <Raige> Want we sleepbed?
Dec 06 20:18:12 <Ed> I
Dec 06 20:18:15 * Dror nods "I'll take that, then."
Dec 06 20:18:27 <Innkeeper> yes are you folks together?
Dec 06 20:18:46 * Semkhet smiles and courtsies.
Dec 06 20:18:49 <Ed> I'll find you tomorrow. Don't worry.
Dec 06 20:18:51 * Ed smirks
Dec 06 20:19:09 * Ed goes back to crash at the Old Shanty
Dec 06 20:19:25 * Semkhet wanders back to the inn, breathing out a sigh of trepidation.
Dec 06 20:19:25 <Innkeeper> That Old Shanty
Dec 06 20:19:26 * Dror glances at Harthina
Dec 06 20:20:28 <Harthina> "I already got a room."
Dec 06 20:20:43 * Dror sighs
Dec 06 20:20:44 * Semkhet walks in through the door, deftly.
Dec 06 20:20:50 * Ed has quit (Quit: qqq qq q)
Dec 06 20:20:56 <Dror> "No, I'm afraid we aren't"
Dec 06 20:21:09 * Semkhet sees her old travelling friends, and considers whether or not to approach.
Dec 06 20:21:23 <Innkeeper> okay then that will be a gold and 40 silvers for a single each.
Dec 06 20:21:38 * Semkhet walks up.
Dec 06 20:21:41 <Harthina> (I paid earlier, I just didn't specify)
Dec 06 20:21:45 <Semkhet> "Oh, Dror!"
Dec 06 20:21:55 * Semkhet hears the prices and comes up with a scheme.
Dec 06 20:21:58 * Dror glances at Semkhet
Dec 06 20:22:13 <Dror> "What is it, miss Nefer?"
Dec 06 20:22:14 <Semkhet> (Aside, to Dror only): "Play along and you'll only pay half."
Dec 06 20:22:28 <Semkhet> "There is my darling husband."
Dec 06 20:22:31 * Dror looks uncomfortable, but nods
Dec 06 20:22:37 <Semkhet> "We'll share a room, thanks."
Dec 06 20:22:52 <Innkeeper> dror's stomach begins to twinge with pain
Dec 06 20:23:23 <Innkeeper> okay one single for a gold and forty silvers for the both of you.
Dec 06 20:23:40 * Semkhet happily slaps down half on the table.
Dec 06 20:23:44 * Dror puts his wallet down, and counts out half."
Dec 06 20:23:55 <Dror> "How much for the meal?"
Dec 06 20:24:17 * Harthina pays what she owes the innkeep for the room and meal.
Dec 06 20:24:19 <Innkeeper> that will be twenty silver.
Dec 06 20:24:26 * Semkhet latches onto Dror's arm, perfectly playing the part of the zealous wife.
Dec 06 20:24:29 <Innkeeper> twenty for food
Dec 06 20:24:38 * Dror counts out the additional twenty
Dec 06 20:24:47 <Dror> "I have my own drink."
Dec 06 20:24:48 <Innkeeper> dror feels the need to head to a restroom.
Dec 06 20:24:51 <Semkhet> "Nothing for me, thanks. Watching my figure!"
Dec 06 20:26:12 * Harthina raises an eyebrow at Semkhet. She didn't really need to do that, but no matter. At least it took Dror off of Harthina's hands--she was getting tired of the boy and his queer mannerisms and odd behavior.
Dec 06 20:26:41 * Dror looks around, and asks "Where is the nearest restroom?"
Dec 06 20:26:57 <Innkeeper> outhouse is in the back
Dec 06 20:27:08 <Innkeeper> we bus our own pots round here.
Dec 06 20:27:11 * Semkhet drops Dror's arm, and smiles widely behind her fan.
Dec 06 20:27:13 <Innkeeper> toss it in the alley
Dec 06 20:27:33 * Dror nods, detaches himself from semkhet, and heads out back.
Dec 06 20:27:42 <Innkeeper> What about you big guy
Dec 06 20:27:48 <Innkeeper> You staying
Dec 06 20:27:52 <Semkhet> "Alright, so which room, sweetheart?"
Dec 06 20:28:00 * Innkeeper looks at raige.
Dec 06 20:28:18 <Raige> Sure me stay. There girls here.
Dec 06 20:29:04 <Innkeeper> I don't run that kind of thing but the saloon down the way can give you that sort of service.
Dec 06 20:29:19 * Semkhet frowns, bunching up her fan.
Dec 06 20:29:24 <Innkeeper> Its more expensive to stay the night though.
Dec 06 20:29:32 <Semkhet> "Alright then, I will find a room upstairs and assume it's fine."
Dec 06 20:29:50 <Innkeeper> up the stairs second on the right.
Dec 06 20:29:51 * Semkhet departs, glancing at Harthina coyly on her way.
Dec 06 20:29:52 * Dror returns, takes the meal, and goes back to the common room.
Dec 06 20:29:56 * Innkeeper passes key
Dec 06 20:30:26 * Harthina returns the look with one of skepticism.
Dec 06 20:30:34 * Dror pulls out a small flask, and sips lightly from it as he eats.
Dec 06 20:30:44 * Semkhet walks into the room, drops her pack, and rifles through it.
Dec 06 20:31:04 * Dror finishes his meal and heads back to the innkeeper.
Dec 06 20:31:12 <Dror> "Which room did my wife take?"
Dec 06 20:31:20 <Innkeeper> first one on the right.
Dec 06 20:31:25 * Semkhet finds her journal tucked into the secret pocket on the side, and jots down a few notes.
Dec 06 20:31:33 <Innkeeper> i mean second
Dec 06 20:31:41 * Dror nods "Thank you."
Dec 06 20:31:52 * Dror heads up and enters the room.
Dec 06 20:31:57 <Innkeeper> So you staying Raige.
Dec 06 20:32:10 * Semkhet sees Dror, then hurriedly closes the journal and crams it into her pack.
Dec 06 20:32:11 <Innkeeper> ooc
Dec 06 20:32:16 <Innkeeper> fyi
Dec 06 20:32:36 * Dror glances at the journal. "Is that anything special?"
Dec 06 20:32:47 <Semkhet> "Oh, nothing, some personal notes for my journey."
Dec 06 20:32:57 * Semkhet stands and beams at him.
Dec 06 20:33:04 * Dror frowns, and then shakes his head.
Dec 06 20:33:14 <Semkhet> "Terribly sorry for the act! But I had no idea this place would be so expensive!"
Dec 06 20:33:38 * Dror sets down his backpack and pulls out his bedroll.
Dec 06 20:33:43 * Harthina goes up to her room.
Dec 06 20:33:43 * Semkhet sits back down on the bed and sighs heavily.
Dec 06 20:33:57 <Semkhet> "Oh, you're giving me the bed? How kind of you."
Dec 06 20:34:46 <Dror> "I don't mind not paying the extra money. That innkeeper was charging far more than the normal going rate for outsiders.
Dec 06 20:35:13 <Semkhet> "I can only assume they're price gouging."
Dec 06 20:35:20 <Dror> "I'm guessing he realized we didn't want to make a stir, and gouged us for all he could."
Dec 06 20:35:27 <Semkhet> "It would have been more prudent to file in one at a time, at spaced intervals."
Dec 06 20:35:52 <Dror> "Not really. Not once the guards alerted him that something was up."
Dec 06 20:36:04 <Semkhet> "Guards?"
Dec 06 20:36:31 <Dror> "apparently, they were investigating our involvement in the deaths at the entrance to town.:
Dec 06 20:37:00 <Semkhet> "Oh. Not sorry to have missed that! Did it get ugly?"
Dec 06 20:37:34 * Semkhet begins to unclasp her bodice, nonchalantly
Dec 06 20:37:40 <Dror> "It could have. I still can't believe they wouldn't take the ring. They decided to shake me down for 5 gold instead."
Dec 06 20:37:54 * Dror blushes and looks away.
Dec 06 20:38:06 <Semkhet> "Ouch!"
Dec 06 20:38:17 * Innkeeper is now known as God
Dec 06 20:38:22 * Semkhet tosses the bodice to the foot of the bed, and sighs breathily.
Dec 06 20:38:29 * Harthina lies down on her bed. The walls are thin, and she can't help getting the gist of their conversation.
Dec 06 20:38:41 <Semkhet> "Ah, that feels better, how tight must they make womens' garments!"
Dec 06 20:38:58 * Dror continues looking in the other direction, and blushes still further.
Dec 06 20:39:28 * Semkhet lays on her side and kicks up a leg in a playful fashion, beaming at her non-threatening roommate.
Dec 06 20:39:30 <Dror> "I'm not about to become one of your "recruits", miss Nefer.
Dec 06 20:39:46 <Semkhet> "I haven't the slightest as to your meaning."
Dec 06 20:40:15 * Harthina groans and covers her head with a pillow to block out the conversation.
Dec 06 20:40:16 * Dror sighs, and a resigned expression appears on his face
Dec 06 20:40:25 <Semkhet> She stares at the ceiling. "Now that we're away however, we can talk of other things."
Dec 06 20:40:54 <Semkhet> She unclasps a barette, and her curly raven hair tumbles down around her shoulders.
Dec 06 20:42:04 <Dror> "Why are you taunting me like this?"
Dec 06 20:42:41 * Semkhet beams at him further, "unknowingly" drawing her arms together to show some cleavage.
Dec 06 20:42:48 <Semkhet> "What? Taunting?"
Dec 06 20:42:52 <Semkhet> "I wouldn't imagine it."
Dec 06 20:43:00 <Semkhet> "I'd just like to get to know you further."
Dec 06 20:43:12 <Dror> (sense motive?)
Dec 06 20:43:37 <God> roll d20
Dec 06 20:43:46 <God> +mod
Dec 06 20:43:57 <God> actuall
Dec 06 20:44:00 <God> don't roll it
Dec 06 20:44:01 <God> let me
Dec 06 20:44:06 <God> tell me your mod
Dec 06 20:44:12 <Dror> +1
Dec 06 20:45:41 <God> she seems genuine.
Dec 06 20:46:01 <God> she's curious.
Dec 06 20:46:13 <God> in an idle sort of way
Dec 06 20:46:16 * Dror turns to look at semkhet, and begins to stare.
Dec 06 20:46:20 <God> you think she may be bored
Dec 06 20:46:41 <God> certainly not malicious
Dec 06 20:47:10 * Semkhet puts on an innocent smile now, that she's got his attention.
Dec 06 20:47:37 <Semkhet> "So, I remember all you said in the coach ..."
Dec 06 20:47:44 * Dror tries to think, and fails
Dec 06 20:47:55 <Semkhet> "But there must be a deeper reason behind your visit to this burg."
Dec 06 20:48:26 * Semkhet 's gleaming white teeth shine in the dim light of the candle on the bedside table.
Dec 06 20:48:46 * Dror stutters "t-there's a r-re-reward on m-my head"
Dec 06 20:49:27 * Semkhet leans in a little, deepening the cleft on her chest, to look earnestly at him.
Dec 06 20:49:45 <Semkhet> "Oh, I figured that. But what on Faerun did a sweet thing like you do?"
Dec 06 20:50:01 <Dror> "I, uh..."
Dec 06 20:50:36 <Dror> "I ac-accidentally enfeebled s-some of the local n-nobles..."
Dec 06 20:51:09 * Semkhet stands, drawing her feet over the side of the bed daintily, then she relaxes behind Dror, who sits up stiffly (no i don't mean that way)
Dec 06 20:51:27 * Semkhet lays her hands carefully on his shoulders and begins to massage.
Dec 06 20:51:33 <Semkhet> "Do tell!"
Dec 06 20:51:36 <God> Dror is overcome with nausea...
Dec 06 20:52:20 * Raige has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)
Dec 06 20:52:57 * Semkhet senses his discomfort
Dec 06 20:53:06 <Semkhet> "Something bothering you, sweetheart?"
Dec 06 20:53:27 * Dror gets up quickly, and stumbles out of the room, and out of the inn.
Dec 06 20:53:43 * Semkhet watches him go, and furrows her brow.
Dec 06 20:53:48 * Dror throws up in the nearest bush.
Dec 06 20:53:53 <God> you heave and feel better
Dec 06 20:54:02 <God> must've been something you ate.
Dec 06 20:54:12 * Semkhet takes off her frock
Dec 06 20:54:19 * Dror gets back up, and heads back into the inn, frowning as his thoughts piece together the facts.
Dec 06 20:54:26 * Semkhet shuffles through her pack for a change of clothes
Dec 06 20:54:42 * Dror glares at the innkeeper, and heads back upstairs.
Dec 06 20:54:57 * Semkhet finds her nightie and holds it up
Dec 06 20:55:24 <Dror> dror reenters the room, and heads back to his bedroll
Dec 06 20:55:38 * Semkhet blushes and holds the nightie to her chest
Dec 06 20:55:50 <Semkhet> "Oh, I thought you would be longer! My apologies."
Dec 06 20:56:36 * Dror blushes and looks down again. "I'm sorry. Apparently, the innkeep decided to sell me tainted stew."
Dec 06 20:56:40 * Semkhet turns about-face, with her back to him, carefully standing in just a way that would show a little side-boob, as she put on the nightie.
Dec 06 20:56:49 <Semkhet> "What a churl."
Dec 06 20:57:14 * Dror stares at the floor. "It happens, for some reason."
Dec 06 20:57:48 * Semkhet adjusts herself, smiling at the fact that her nightie leaves little to the imagination, then resumes her post behind her roomate, to continue massaging him.
Dec 06 20:58:13 * Dror loses track of what he was thinking.
Dec 06 20:58:28 <Semkhet> "And you were saying before, about those churlish nobles?"
Dec 06 20:58:59 * Semkhet presses in deeply; she is very good at giving massages!
Dec 06 20:59:05 * Dror tries to remember, and can't seem to recall much beyond how his shoulders aren't as tense as they were, and his headache is gone."
Dec 06 20:59:18 <Dror> "I, uh..."
Dec 06 20:59:32 <God> roll constitution check.
Dec 06 20:59:34 <Semkhet> "I can't imagine why anyone would place a bounty--or, two!--on a head as sweet as yours."
Dec 06 20:59:45 * Semkhet coos prettily
Dec 06 21:00:33 <Dror> !roll d20+3
Dec 06 21:00:33 * Guest27332 --> "Dror rolls a d20+3 and gets 11."
Dec 06 21:00:48 <God> you rip a loud fart
Dec 06 21:00:54 <God> like cartoonish loud
Dec 06 21:01:09 * Semkhet opens her eyes wide,
Dec 06 21:01:21 <God> and it smells like it sounds
Dec 06 21:01:25 * Semkhet holds her breath, hating herself a little
Dec 06 21:03:44 * Dror flushes a neon scarlet, and wishes he could just sink into a hole in the ground.
Dec 06 21:04:25 <Semkhet> "Oh, dear, remind me to never eat here!"
Dec 06 21:04:41 * Semkhet chuckles a little dismissively, as if to say everything is forgiven.
Dec 06 21:05:11 * Semkhet continues massaging.
Dec 06 21:05:29 <Semkhet> "And don't worry; lots of people let loose during a deep tissue massage."
Dec 06 21:05:39 <Semkhet> "It's perfectly natural ..."
Dec 06 21:05:44 * Dror feels a little better, but no less embarrassed.
Dec 06 21:06:19 <Semkhet> "Like I said though, why would anyone want to place bounties on you for such a pitiable offense?"
Dec 06 21:06:40 * Dror realizes that for the first time in months, his headache is gone and his body is relaxed. The release from pain is almost a drug in and of itself.
Dec 06 21:07:09 <Semkhet> "Ah, you feel so much less tense now, with all those knots loosened! My, but have you ever had a comfortable bed?"
Dec 06 21:07:47 * Dror mumbles "I-I'm not entirely sure. S-some of them a-are incredibly high strung..."
Dec 06 21:08:15 <Dror> "Not for several months."
Dec 06 21:08:34 <Semkhet> "You poor dear."
Dec 06 21:09:00 * Semkhet finds a pressure point near his kidney which releases sexual tension, and twists her thumb into it.
Dec 06 21:09:11 * Semkhet not missing a beat, she continues speaking
Dec 06 21:09:24 <Semkhet> "Are you looking for anyone here at Westgate?"
Dec 06 21:09:39 <Semkhet> "Anyone in particular to help you?"
Dec 06 21:10:21 <Dror> "N-not at all... I'm t-try-trying to avoid the b-bounty until I c-can repay th-the nobles..."
Dec 06 21:11:01 <Semkhet> "Oh? And do you have any ideas as to whom you shall seek out for assistance in the matter, or are you simply going to seek work?"
Dec 06 21:11:29 * Dror mumbles "I n-never really thought ab-about it..."
Dec 06 21:11:47 * Semkhet stares a moment.
Dec 06 21:12:23 * Semkhet reconsiders the situation, and decides he's still hiding something.
Dec 06 21:12:59 * Semkhet stands, and flounces playfully over to the other side of him, kneeling on the floor with a grin.
Dec 06 21:13:05 <Semkhet> "Feel better?"
Dec 06 21:13:24 * Dror flushes again. "Y-yes."
Dec 06 21:13:41 <Semkhet> "Fantastic! That's Mulhorandi expertise for you."
Dec 06 21:14:05 * Semkhet leans in. "Whom were the nobles who are chasing you? Perhaps I know of them and can help!"
Dec 06 21:14:30 * Harthina 's pillow isn't quite thick enough to block out the conversation, and she listens with a sordid curiosity despite herself. Semkhet's manipulation is transparent, but Harthina herself is also somewhat curious about Dror's motives and origin.
Dec 06 21:14:35 * Semkhet 's cleavage is all that fills the room.
Dec 06 21:15:18 <Dror> "I wa-wasn't really p-paying that much attention when it h-ha-happened. I was r-rather frightened at th-the time..."
Dec 06 21:15:22 * Harthina mutters to herself, "Hoo boy, this is going to make breakfast awkward... 'How did you sleep, Harthina?' Semkhet will ask cheerily (or not), and I'll say.....fine....thank you...."
Dec 06 21:16:09 <Semkhet> "You weren't paying attention! Well now that can't be true. I've been around the bush a few times, I know when someone's pulling the wool over my eyes."
Dec 06 21:16:26 * Semkhet leans in forward even more, still smiling that playful smile.
Dec 06 21:16:53 * Dror stares for a moment. "Fright d-does strange things t-to people."\
Dec 06 21:16:54 * Semkhet 's voice has dropped into something sultry.
Dec 06 21:17:08 <Semkhet> "Is that the honest truth, sweet Dror?"
Dec 06 21:17:58 <Dror> "Th-that I enfe-enfee-enfeebled several nobles sh-shortly before leaving? Yes."
Dec 06 21:18:07 * Harthina appreciates anew the, uh, activities of Sharess's clergy. Damn, though, this girl was good. A professional, and a classy one.
Dec 06 21:18:26 * Semkhet looks a bit dejected.
Dec 06 21:18:52 <Semkhet> "Your stomach was bothering you, yes?"
Dec 06 21:18:59 * Semkhet has determined not to give up just yet.
Dec 06 21:19:12 <Dror> "y-yes..."
Dec 06 21:19:53 * Semkhet moves in very close to him. "Just sit still a moment, if you please! I apologize for the forwardness!"
Dec 06 21:20:32 <Semkhet> She reaches his hands out around his midsection and rhythmically moves her palms. "This is something I was taught very late in my training, but it is quite effective for the quakes."
Dec 06 21:20:55 * Semkhet 's face is terribly close to Dror's, and he can smell her exotic perfume.
Dec 06 21:20:56 * Dror 's eyes widen in shock, and he flinches in pain."
Dec 06 21:21:05 <Dror> "d-don't!"
Dec 06 21:21:06 * Semkhet pulls back.
Dec 06 21:21:23 <Semkhet> "Oh! Oh, dear! But I felt something lodged in there! Are you quite alright?"
Dec 06 21:22:00 * Dror looks mortified. "Y-yes. It's n-no-nothing to b-be worried about."
Dec 06 21:22:22 * Semkhet leans in forward again, searching his eyes. "Dear, but that felt ... Tumescent!"
Dec 06 21:22:46 * Harthina ....tumescent?
Dec 06 21:22:48 <Semkhet> "I am a cleric, I am knowledgeable in healing practices!"
Dec 06 21:22:58 * Dror shakes his head. "Don't worry. It c-can't kill me."
Dec 06 21:23:11 * Harthina somehow doubts that was the focus of Semkhet's training.
Dec 06 21:23:39 * Semkhet cocks her head. "Oh? So you know of it then!"
Dec 06 21:24:00 <Dror> "Y-yes. I p-p-put it there."
Dec 06 21:24:29 * Semkhet tastes juicy gossip but her face doesn't move from the seductive-styled look of worry.
Dec 06 21:24:47 <Semkhet> "You ... Put it there? My, what on earth for?"
Dec 06 21:25:18 <Dror> "It, uh, g-grants me some sp-special m-magics."
Dec 06 21:25:40 * Semkhet gently places her hands on his arms and slowly puts her chest forth to stare him in the eyes.
Dec 06 21:26:11 * Dror glances down, and flushes cherry red.
Dec 06 21:26:13 <Semkhet> "Special magics? Do tell, dear!"
Dec 06 21:26:29 * Dror has his train of thought destroyed in a fiery train crash
Dec 06 21:26:45 <Dror> "Uuhhh..."
Dec 06 21:26:54 * Semkhet 's black nightie, all silken and embroidered with Mulhorandi symbols, moves liquidly over her body.
Dec 06 21:27:20 * Semkhet stares intently, waiting for an answer, knowing his eyes are everywhere, smiling to herself.
Dec 06 21:29:54 * Dror still can't think clearly.
Dec 06 21:30:34 <Dror> "I, uhhh... nec-necr..."
Dec 06 21:30:54 * Semkhet senses that she's coming on a little too strong, then pulls back the reigns a bit and rolls gently to the side of him
Dec 06 21:31:17 * Dror takes a moment to find his brain.
Dec 06 21:31:25 * Semkhet sighs and holds onto a leg so he can see something other than her body but still be seduced
Dec 06 21:31:47 * Semkhet acts completely innocent and kicks her legs languidlt
Dec 06 21:31:48 <Semkhet> y
Dec 06 21:32:00 <Dror> "It, uh, it's ca-called a mother cy-cyst...
Dec 06 21:32:32 <Semkhet> "Mother cyst, why, I've heard of that, but I don't know what it does exactly."
Dec 06 21:32:47 * Harthina does. She hisses to herself.
Dec 06 21:33:44 * Dror looks down. "It al-allows me t-to create and m-ma-manipulate cysts in others..."
Dec 06 21:34:10 * Semkhet stares up at him, reconsidering her situation gravely.
Dec 06 21:34:24 <Semkhet> "Oh, dear."
Dec 06 21:34:57 <Semkhet> "Wh... Why would anyone do something such as that to a sweet thing like yourself?"
Dec 06 21:34:58 <Dror> "At th-this point, I h-hurt myself if I t-try to do it, th-though."
Dec 06 21:35:25 * Semkhet picks up his left hand and plays casually with it, but she suddenly feels ill at ease.
Dec 06 21:36:32 <Dror> "I'm n-not even sure I w-want it. But it's t-too la-late at this point..."
Dec 06 21:36:47 <Semkhet> "Oh, dear. You poor, poor thing ..."
Dec 06 21:37:00 <Semkhet> "Why is it there in the 1st place?"
Dec 06 21:37:12 * Dror sighs miserably
Dec 06 21:37:30 * Dror seems to shrink within himself a bit.
Dec 06 21:37:58 * Semkhet squeezes his hand reassuringly.
Dec 06 21:38:46 <Dror> "I p-put it there. I r-read about it at C-Ca-CandleKeep, and c-couldn't get the idea o-o-out of my head..."
Dec 06 21:39:07 <Dror> "A-and it just, s-sort of ha-happened..."
Dec 06 21:39:17 <Semkhet> "Was there anyone you were intending it for when you planted it?"
Dec 06 21:39:29 <Dror> "n-no."
Dec 06 21:40:09 <Semkhet> "Oh, dear."
Dec 06 21:40:09 <Dror> "At th-this p-point, it's v-vi-virtually useless"
Dec 06 21:40:26 <Semkhet> "The carelessness of youth then?"
Dec 06 21:40:28 <Dror> "J-just dead w-weight"
Dec 06 21:41:32 * Semkhet smirks a little, and considers an exit strategy.
Dec 06 21:42:26 * Semkhet sits up, letting a nightie strap tumble down her shoulder, and she stares at him.
Dec 06 21:43:00 <Semkhet> "You're just a poor victim of choice, dear. I feel for you, I do."
Dec 06 21:43:13 * Dror flushes, and looks down again.
Dec 06 21:43:32 * Semkhet leans in and plants an innocent kiss right on the lips, then stands.
Dec 06 21:43:59 <Semkhet> "Well, it is late, sweetheart. Let us turn in."
Dec 06 21:44:18 * Dror stares at semkhet in shock, then moves toward his bedroll.
Dec 06 21:44:37 * Semkhet relinquishes herself to the bed, bending over generously while getting under the coverlet.
Dec 06 21:45:02 * Dror flushes further, and coughs slightly.
Dec 06 21:45:36 <Semkhet> "I do think I may have stumbled upon a nice cadre to travel with, if you'd have me along with you."
Dec 06 21:47:31 <Dror> "Uh, I-I'm not the one t-to decide. I w-was traveling b-by myself, until the l-last caravan>'
Dec 06 21:48:20 <Semkhet> "well you and I though, you think we could stick together, atleast for a bit, as we have no leads and no one to take us in in this harsh land?"
Dec 06 21:49:55 * Dror mumbles "I g-guess we could..."
Dec 06 21:50:24 * Semkhet smiles warmly at him, and appreciates his very green and very unsure expression.
Dec 06 21:50:49 * Harthina wonders at that. Why would a--well, nice probably isn't the right word, but certainly charming young lady like Semkhet want to travel with some kid who'd tapped into dark necromantic rituals? Was it just curiosity?
Dec 06 21:51:13 <Semkhet> "You really are just a sweet thing, Dror."
Dec 06 21:51:30 * Semkhet leans over and blows out the candle.
Dec 06 21:51:31 * Dror flushes again, and mumbles something incoherent.
Dec 06 21:51:59 <Semkhet> "Good night, hon."
Dec 06 21:52:12 <God> and so it was lights out and all was quiet.

SUMMARY: The crew gets to Westgate and are ambushed by some dudes who want to claim the bounty on Dror's head. We kill them, and most of us go to an inn, whereas Semkhet wanders off with the strange cross-dressing halfling and agrees to sign up for some mysterious escapade, then returns and gets a room with Dror and promptly proceeds to use her feminine wiles to extort his story from him.

 

[Stardust]

Apologies, but I've been busy with holiday stuff. ^^; I haven't even gotten to making my character sheet yet. This was honestly a very bad time for me to try to commit to something like this.

we're going to have to uninclude you and megaflare if you guys dont join in soon so it's cool if you bow out.

Yeah I don't think I'm going to be doing this. I have other stuff going on that would interfere with it. I'll try to get in on another one if you do another, though. This is just a bad time of year for me.

 

[Venetia]

heh im a ho >:]

prepare to break off a sweet piece of semkhet booty, all yalls