Joke Thread

[BlakAdder]

Time for some dumb blond jokes!

Spoiler: Did you hear about the blond coyote?

Chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap

Spoiler: Why do so many blonds live in LA?

Because it's so easy to spell.

Spoiler: How do you keep a blond busy?

Put her in a circular room and tell her there's a quarter in the corner.

 

[AntRid]

Two women sitting in a room quietly…

 

[shiroun]

Two women sitting in a room quietly…

Best. Joke. Ever.

 

[Luminier]

this one's golden:

Spoiler: someone got laid

it was shiroun

hehe, all the best jokes are fantastical, and improbable!

 

[Sonata]

i lol'd

 

[moog]

heh shiroun joke

its funny cause its not true heh

 

[shiroun]

heh shiroun joke

its funny cause its not true heh

Yes it is... or soon will be.

*goes behind moogle and tousels his hair*

 

[moog]

heh shiroun joke

its funny cause its not true heh

Yes it is... or soon will be.

*goes behind moogle and tousels his hair*

youve found my weakness *dies*

 

[Luminier]

shiroun please don't attempt to tousle people's hair. Or at least make sure you've washed your finger.

 

[moog]

shiroun please don't attempt to tousle people's hair. Or at least make sure you've washed your finger.

I am laughing so fucking hard right now.

 

[shiroun]

shiroun please don't attempt to tousle people's hair. Or at least make sure you've washed your finger.

Oh god.

 

[bedi nik bzez emak]

;D

 

[serrated_colon]

shiroun please don't attempt to tousle people's hair. Or at least make sure you've washed your finger.

Oh god.

God cannot help you now. The internet knows your fetish.

Be prepared to get phone calls and death threats from the "orsom trolls" ,led by Dissonance, the master of the /b/tards.

 

[BlakAdder]

shiroun please don't attempt to tousle people's hair. Or at least make sure you've washed your finger.

Nice one, Luminier. I rarely laugh at something just by reading it, and I lauged really hard at this.

 

[Grathea]

Spoiler: Why was G.W.Bush so sure Iraq had nuclear weapons?

His dad gave him the receipt.

 

[Necrile]

Spoiler: Why was G.W.Bush so sure Iraq had nuclear weapons?

His dad gave him the receipt.

:x I am stumped at finding the pun.

 

[candle]

His father was president before Clinton and was in office during desert storm (i think).  It was either Desert Storm or Afghanistan.

 

[mawk]

Really? o_o

Learn a little bit more about your country, man. Get involved!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

 

[Necrile]

I know that, but I still don't see the punchline. 

 

[Dann Woolf]

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers.