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Dann Woolf
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Necrile":1zw4tw6w said:
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Dann Woolf
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What do you do if you see your mother-in-law stumbling around the back garden?
Shoot her again.
Shoot her again.
serrated_colon
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What do you do when a 4chan regular is on your forums?Dann Woolf":3j3a81wt said:
Make him leave over something as stupid as he is.
Demosthenes2k8
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But there isn't anything that stupid!
Doctor Cool
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What did the child say when the rapper busted out "Yo-Yo-Yo!"?
A lady's grandson is playing in the water. She is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is wading.
The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished. She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries, "Lord, how could you?
Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"
A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had ever happened. A loud voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay, I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
She responds, "He had a hat."
The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished. She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries, "Lord, how could you?
Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"
A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had ever happened. A loud voice booms from the sky, "Okay, okay, I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
She responds, "He had a hat."
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