FAIL.

[Luminier]

way to be a big fat RASSICT, ninjitsu!

 

[Despain]

okay losers. i'm locking this. mostly because this is 55 pages and the last ten pages have bene nothing but shiroun spouting bullshit about stuff that he thinks is cool.

doesn't mean the thread in itself is inherently bad, but it's just going on too long. venetia go ahead and post a new one if you want.

 

[Venetia]

fukc you despian;





nah i agree

 

[Venetia]

(aw, it was almost at 20,000 views ;-

 

[Luminier]

(btw the nightmare is over, everyone celebrate with wine and loose women)

 

[Venetia]

(lum go play with your tonka trucks like a good lil boy)

 

[Luminier]

(i got an owie will you kiss it to make it better? ;3)

 

[Venetia]

o)

 

[Ellie]

Hi I'm necroposting and unlocking because this was a good thread and also because I feel like it.

I fucked up my timetable and missed an entire module and only narrowly found out the exam times and dates for it. I hope I've passed... :crazy: but I'd say that's a pretty catastrophic fail right there.

 

[Daxis]

My parents forgot to pick me up and I had to walk home.
Four hour walk.
And partially got lost.
God, I need a cell phone.

 

[Ellie]

Harsh.

I once had a snowday half way through school, but didn't have my phone with me, so I stood outside in the snow for two hours on the spot. Then just as my mom came the secretary came out and said I could sit inside.

 

[Daxis]

On the last day of my sixth grade,
the girl I liked, whom I was on good terms with, asked me what book I was reading,(harry potter 4)
and I told her screw you
WTF WAS I THINKING?!?!?!!?

 

[bacon]

if there is a hole in the ground ill be the first to trip in it. o:

 

[psiclone]

omfg. you have new food in your signature.

 

[Ellie]

Whenever I try and put on an Irish or Scottish accent, I sound infinitely Indian or Pakistani. Rather fail IMO.

 

[Ellie]

Went drinking in a caravan over the weekend. Came back with bruises on my forehead and a big lump on the top of my head and I have no idea why, when, or how.

 

[Cryranos]

My second cousin attempted suicide.

She defenestrated herself.

Her house had only one story.

She was completely unharmed.

That's super fail.

 

[Daxis]

19:31 Perihelion I'm incredibly dumb for a smart person.
19:31 daxis no
19:32 Perihelion No lies.
19:32 daxis there's an equation for this
19:32 daxis the more intelligence
19:32 daxis the less common sense
19:32 Perihelion No common sense at all.
19:32 Perihelion Yes.
19:32 daxis they are inversely proportional
19:32 Perihelion I also break everything.
19:32 Perihelion They so are.
19:32 daxis
19:32 daxis wow
19:32 daxis clumsy too?
19:32 daxis i swear
19:32 daxis you're a anime girl archetype
19:32 daxis except
19:32 daxis you know
19:32 daxis smart
19:33 Perihelion I am kinda clumsy, but it has more to do with being dumb. Like me, the physics major, pouring boiling water into a thin glass pitcher.
19:33 daxis o.o
19:33 daxis girl's aren't dumb
19:33 Perihelion Just so you know, rapid temperature changes are bad. Don't be me! Be smart!
19:33 daxis they're blonde
19:34 daxis >:D
19:34 Perihelion It's a miracle I haven't killed myself by now.
19:34 daxis indeed
19:34 daxis yay for miracles
19:34 daxis which don't exist luckily
19:34 daxis coincidences, beyotches
19:34 daxis lol
19:35 daxis boiling water into thin glass pitcher
19:35 Perihelion I liked that pitcher. :'(
19:35 daxis aww
19:35 Perihelion It was pretty impressive. The entire bottom came off!
19:35 daxis o.0
19:35 Perihelion Like in one piece!
19:36 daxis XD
19:36 daxis epic
19:36 Perihelion And a big part on the side that was positioned exactly right to dump boiling water all over me.
19:36 Perihelion It was a lesson well learned.
19:36 daxis o.o
19:36 daxis well....
19:36 daxis i should think so
19:36 daxis O.0
19:36 Perihelion I just wanted some iced tea. Was that so much to ask? :'(
19:36 daxis XD
19:36 daxis EPIC

 

[moxie]

My second cousin attempted suicide.

She defenestrated herself.

Her house had only one story.

She was completely unharmed.

That's super fail.

aaaaaaaa

I feel like a terrible person but god I can't stop laughing.

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

once after I was ill for a week I assumed that study leave had started but halfway through the day I got a call telling me that I was supposed to be in. I got in for the last 20 minutes of english, lunch and I.T.