FAIL.

[Ellie]

I admin an RPG Maker site.

 

[Perihelion]

I admin an RPG Maker site.

Oh my god, me too! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

High-five. \o

 

[Zackwell]

Long story short...
I puked on Jonathan Ross.

 

[Jason]

... No you didn't.

And if you did anyway, I'd have slapped you upside the head with a wet fish.

 

[Ellie]

When I was 3 an elephant ate my hat

 

[bacon]

When I was 3 I was attacked by a gaggle of geese and they wanted my bread. I fought long and hard to keep that bread safe, but they eventually won. :c

 

[Ellie]

When I was born I weed on the nurse

My first action in life was to urinate on a woman of profession

May it also be my last

 

[Zackwell]

... No you didn't.

And if you did anyway, I'd have slapped you upside the head with a wet fish.

Yes I did.
I had too much chocolate and I puked right on his face on a magazine.

 

[High Hopes]

I severed a tendon and two nerves in my hand trying to open a box with a knife a couple months back. Then I re-injured the tendon by falling on it after the surgery and two months of therapy.

 

[busbuzz]

well i decided to share an experience of mine:

Well i used to do artificial surfing when i lived in cancun (i just started living in mexico city one year ago) i wasnt specially good, i guess i was just ok in skills but whatever. everyone told me it was very very dangerous sport because of the friction of the water. well i didnt listen and i broke one of my toes pretty bad!!

it doesnt sound so failish i know but thats not the end of the story.

The thing is that i had a kind of a very bad fall that hurt my foot very bad. i was checked by the doctor and it wasnt anything serious. I went home and started doing stuff here at the forums and with my games (this was a couple of years ago) My mom called me as i was playing and i was in the middle of something i was doing so i decided to go there fast to continue, so i stood up fast and ran to my parent's bedroom and oh shit i hit myself on the doorframe when i was running. and thats how i broke my toe! FAIL!

doctor said the fall i had + the friction of the water weakened my bone and the stupid accident with doorframe broke my damn bone. thats so failish!!!

i wish i could just say i broke it surfing, that would be like a good story to tell

 

[Ellie]

I've had chicken pox three or four times, I forget. Apparently you "only get it once".

 

[Ellie]

Got cut up on the Motorway by a lorry with "K" Line written on the side.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Got cut up on the Motorway by a lorry with "K" Line written on the side.

i don't get it

 

[bacon]

I left my lights on :c

 

[Ellie]

/kline dadevster :now do you get it

 

[Daxis]

told my crush "screw you" when she asked what book i was reading.
I didn't get it. We were on good terms. Last day of school. Was I high or something?

 

[Ellie]

Yes.

 

[Daxis]

father is watching me

 

[Daxis]

father is watching me

atm i have no effing clue what this even fucking means and am now wondering wth did i post something so incredibly creepy sounding
:|

 

[Ellie]

I have no idea