FAIL.

[syphonmax]

When it come to school I do embarrassing stuff almost everyday XD

Once I was palying with chemicals at school during a science lesson. Then the teacher showed us four chemiclas warned us not to mix them together can't remember what they were, but while he was giving the warning I wasn't listening (The teacher bores me when he speaks still does) so I carried on palying with the chemicals and all of a sudden BOOM!

I was really lucky that I didn't get hurt 'cos I managed to throw myself under the table.

I had 2 hours detention after school that day

But the explosion was FRIGGIN' AWESOME XDXD

 

[Rare]

So thats my story LOL, the moral is Never mess with sluts ...

Sounds to me like you should never lie. :x

My most epic fail would have to be...

Hmm...the most recent would probably be putting that cows have no 'esophagus' on my biology test...it was dumb, I know.

 

[ImmuneEntity]

One time last year I locked myself out of my car...two days in a row...in the same parking lot...at the same time (after school).

I worked at a hardware store at the time, so on that second day I made my own damn spare key.

 

[Venetia]

Yeah, when I had an older car, twice in a row I left my lights on, and the battery died by the time I got out of work. And it was downtown, at night, in a bad area. Sucky. I had to write myself a sticky note and tape it to my dashboard that read, "LIGHTS = OFF".

Also once I sprinted, full speed, into a sliding glass door. (By accident, someone had just cleaned it!) X'o

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

I was learning to ride a bike. And got hit by a car. Smacked right up on it's truck and put my knee threw the brake light. A parked car at that.

 

[DeM0nFiRe]

Ok, this one's great. I was at an amusemant park and there were these two rides we kept going back and forth between, one of which was a water ride. Having a great time on the way to the non-water ride after going on the water ride I wanted to get to the ride as soon as possible, and there was no lines. Naturally I didn't want to walk all the way through the corral, so I tried to jump over it. I'm sure you've geussed the end of the story by now, but my foot slipped as I put it on one of the bars (which was round) so I slipped. My hands, however, were still holding tightly to the bar so I spun around and back up and over the bar again for a total of about a full turn and a quarter. That was so much fun.

Then another time, I was at the playground with my little brother when one of his friends rode up on her bicycle. Eventually she challenged me to catch her while she was on her bike and I was on foot. I even gave her a head start and I still easily caught up to the bike. Right when I reached down to tag the wheel, SLAM! I smacked my face right into a sign post. It was just like the commercials, my feet got lifted up in the air and I spun around the post and slid down it.

 

[Brosek]

I keep coming on the internet..

 

[Kojo]

#1 Asking a pretty girl on a date and saying "Want date me friday you?"

#2 Running into the Dividing bar between two doors (that open the same direction) WHAP! And people laughed at me.

#3 Getting pants'd with the spider man undies on.

#4 Getting my big feet caught in the spokes of my bike and being thrown forward, long enough to exclaim a hearty CRAAAAP!

 

[cheatking]

I got my thumb trapped in a car door!

3 Days later my nail fell off.

 

[Red Dawn]

Then the teacher showed us four chemiclas warned us not to mix them together can't remember what they were, but while he was giving the warning I wasn't listening (The teacher bores me when he speaks still does) so I carried on palying with the chemicals and all of a sudden BOOM!

You're shitting me. The chem labs at your school have chemicals that react in an explosion just by mixing them? I didn't realize schools were stocked with chemicals that complex. Mine doesn't have any chemicals more complex that sulfuric acid. And somehow yours has explosives. Weird.

On a related note, Once in science we were doing stuff on the outputs of chemical reactions. Mixed some crap together in a test tube and it got real hot (I think it was like 110-120 C). Finished the experiment, and i poured the crap into a sink and then put water in without waiting for it to cool down. The entire bottom of the tube shattered and my hand got filled with bits of glass. Bloody hurt, too.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Red Dawn,
the boys and girls bathroom can create an explosion, just the janitors cleaning supplies can create an explosion, if you have a nurse chances are if she has alcohol and (won't say what) you can create an explosive concoction.

Hell, just to make it on topic...
I had created matchstick tennis throwers and they went off in my backpack and burnt my big final essay. Needless to say I had a fun time being honest - which I was - to the teacher about how my final paper was burnt up by a home made pyrotechnic device.

-and no, it wasn't for anything illegal, the 'grenades' were a cheap substitute for effects on a school shot video project. The teachers knew I was bringing them in, so there.

 

[DeM0nFiRe]

Ha, one time in like 1st or 2nd grade some kid pantsed me. Before anyone had a chance to laugh at me I pantsed the kid right back. Good times.

Oh, and Red Dawn: Sulfuric Acid is explosive when mixed with... wait, I shouldn't tell you. But trust me, your school has the second thing.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

So glad Demo that you didn't say it else you would've lost a brownie point.

Speaking of brownies. I was in a fight with a kid and I ended up wrapping a chain on my hand - remember those wallet chains? I had a high way chain - and clocked him in the gut. He shit himself. Then he hit me back and knocked me out.

I was the kid who got knocked out by mr fudge butt. That's embarrassing.

 

[DeM0nFiRe]

Ha ha, that's awesome. One time this guy punched me in the face, and he had thought he knocked me out. I got back up and punched the locker (not him because I couldn't get suspended ) so hard that a rumor spread that I put a hole in the locker. Then the kid wouldn't even look at me except through closed doors while I was in class. *sighs as he remembers the old times*

 

[Yivyn]

Once me and a coworker were working and we started talking. Little did I know, he was talking about a poodle and I was talking about a sandwich when I said "That sounds delicious!"

 

[shiroun]

That is sad ._.

I was eating a hotdog and it fell off on this huge tireswing set thing.
A kid tripped and fell in, broke loads of bones because he tripped on the hotdog.

It was funny to watch, because his leg was where his arm was, and head was near his... yea...

EVENTUALLY he got back in school, and tried to beat me up, he broke his hand on the locker.

 

[Red Dawn]

Using chems from my school lab, There are like three explosives i can make (gunpowder, a hydrogen bottle bomb, and another i can't remember right now). Probably there is the capability of making a shitload more. But for an explosive not to have a trigger is different. If he'd dropped a match in, rubbed it between his fingers or punched/slapped it and it exploded, understandable. But I doubt that there would be the possibility of creating a triggerless explosive just by mixing stuff (Generally you'd need specific amounts, mixing stuff in order, hell, look up how to make gunpowder - takes ages and you need a lot of equipment). I doubt the teacher would say 'don't mix these 'cause they'll explode.' At my school the instant he said that it would be a race to steal bottles of all four chemicals. etc etc.

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Worst thing I've ever done was trip up the stairs. Oh, and give myself a concussion, but I was like... four years old.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Red Dawn,
Explosives without a trigger, which I assume you mean some sort of mechanical detonator or fuse device (since all explosives have a trigger - those examples you gave all have triggers) is extremely easy - but this isn't the discussion for it, nor is there a discussion for it on .org, nor should there be. Let's not discuss it any further.

 

[arcthemonkey]

Oh, you don't even know chemistry failures until you've been an upper division chemistry major.

I once broke a $300 piece of glassware. Granted, it was a freak accident and couldn't conceivably be blamed on me, but still - I only paid $40 in glassware replacement fees at the beginning of the term. But that's nothing, really.

One day, we were doing... something, probably some sort of organic crystalization of extraction, can't remember which week it was. We were working with sodium borohydride, which in case you don't have a Merck index or a MSDS in front of you, you probably wouldn't know is one of the few compounds that I know of that is distinctly "dangerous when wet". Of course, our list of precautions clearly delineated this - it should be quenched slowly, in an open beaker, and disposed of in the proper area. Of course, but the end of a 4 hour lab period, and a weekend since I read the precautions, I had dumped this factoid for details of my math midterm. The end of the day came along, and I, in my eternal genius, flooded a test tube about a quarter filled with the stuff with water from the faucet. Strange thing too, I know better than to pour chemicals down the sink, but I'm also a moron sometimes. The result of my misshap could be described most descriptively as "noxious curds" that poured out of the tube in great volume, all over my hands, and clogged the sink pretty despairingly. Of course, I informed our lab instructor, and even the cute asian girl who never smiles was laughing at me. Yeah, I clogged the sink with a dangerous, expanding chemical.

In another lab, I was asking my lab instructor about some results I got in a test tube containing apparently too much of a pyrophoric material. After we discussed it for a second, the liquid in the tube started emitting a really pretty green flame. Right there in my hand.

It headed up really fast, and I almost dropped the thing. Ended up with minor burns on three fingers. I thought, "honest mistake, right?" But no, nobody else did it.

I fail.