This thread is Haiku,

[Truly else]

If you were to die,
and come back as an undead,
what kind would you be?

This may seem stupid
because of one standard truth;
Revive kills zombie.

However, it's good
as the undead cannot die
in another way.

 

[bashful crobat]

you could always shoot
the zombies in the head or
acid them to mush

 

[mawk]

my best strategy
is a very simple one:
I'll just never die

 

[dadevvtsvre]

haikus are poems
but they are special because
syllables matter

 

[bacon]

your a syllable
you silly silly Devy
You are not, really :3

 

[Truly else]

I had a poem,
But I can't remember it.
Damn forgetfulness.

 

[mawk]

dunno where I'm from
she ain't got no sympathy
alright. okay. yeah!

 

[Truly else]

It's been a while
since anyone posted here
And so I say: BUMP.

 

[Venetia]

Dick Tracy, gumshoe
when people look like their names
what does that make you

 

[Ellie]

Chuck Taylor's old shoes
Converse all-stars, canvas, black
Fifty pounds, fuck me

 

[mawk]

inappropriate
hi-tops are no good in cold
I can testify

invest in new shoes
maybe ones not from taiwan
nike's sweatshops: lame

 

[Ellie]

What converse' are nikes?
What the fuck since when and why
Also lol @ ^nike^

 

[Venetia]

hi im venetia
no, not really ... in real life,
im called tequanda

 

[mawk]

nike bought them out
I was sad to see it go
but, such is life, yo

 

[dadevvtsvre]

we had a snowstorm
but alas, not a snowflake
we got rain instead :[

 

[moog]

dicks are very good
nom nom nom in my mouth yes
wait i am not gay D:

 

[Venetia]

sometimes you need to
wake up with balls in your face
to know life is good

 

[Ellie]

Wish I could wake up
With balls right there in my face
Omnomnomnomnom

 

[Truly else]

... Moving right along,
My pets were eaten by dogs
far too frequently.

First, the guinea pig.
Then the two rabbits were next,
and now I can't care.

Oh, the angstiness,
that everything I love
will die so swiftly. :down:

 

[jhodder]

I must give credit
your thread is quite inventive
I'm not good at this