This thread is Haiku,

[mawk]

seriously uh
since it's been public domain
the mythos has sucked

even before then
it was vastly overhyped
(so moog, answer's no)

 

[bashful crobat]

why is this in lit
I don't understand this is
most unusual

 

[moog]

i agree, so why?
it is too cool for forums
now time to smoke weed

 

[bashful crobat]

I did not make it
here this is so confusing
where is my hugbox

 

[dadevvtsvre]

who moved this thread here
to this strange, bizarre forum
i am now afraid ;-;

 

[moog]

the box man danceth
he gazes into my soul
i am now in tune

 

[bashful crobat]

this subforum is
for twilight and bad poems
both put me to sleep

 

[Truly else]

Now, Wigglytuff,
Is four syllables, or three?
I may have messed up...

to make sure I'm safe,
I'll post another Haiku
Mod me down now, bitch!

(That's just emphasis,
I do not mean to offend,
so don't think I am.)

 

[bashful crobat]

in the anime
wiggle says wig-a-lee-tuff
so I would say four

 

[moog]

fuck da mods! im God
in an abstract point of view
i am dissapoint

 

[mawk]

there's no need to rush
five seconds rejuvenates
tra-la-la-la-la

haikus and shape poems
were they mixed, what might happen?
its method can't fail

 

[bashful crobat]

no need to cook I
picked up fast food on the way
finger-lickin' good

 

[Venetia]

sophist beats me up
so that i will cook better
i poo in his food

 

[mawk]

robots do a dance
at least, in an ideal world
real robots: bo-ring

 

[bashful crobat]

black forest ham is
very delicious with cream
cheese and plain crackers

 

[bacon]

Oh, how I hate ham
it is gross and makes me puke
There is a reason

When I was younger
I was fed ham for dinner
like every day

Then one day I said
no more ham, and puked dinner
That's why ham is gross :S

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Kind of ironic
Because your name comes from pigs
A different part

 

[bashful crobat]

my left armpit smells
like bacon the other smells
like freshly cut grass

 

[Venetia]

while you slept on the
lawn i rubbed bacon scented
deodorant there

 

[Ellie]

when I first found out
the great terror's not a girl
confused, bewildered