This thread is Haiku,

[Venetia]

i see the proof of
his gender every time he
struts around naked

he bustles about
walking, it bobs to and fro
with its two best friends

 

[mawk]

heh that was p.good
eat your heart out, robert frost;
varnisha's in town

 

[Truly else]

Eat your heart out, eh?
The other post was on cocks
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

But seriously,
are you really a doctor?
Or do you pretend?

 

[mawk]

(uh, that was the point)
(I know you're mad at me but
don't sell me short, bro)

 

[Venetia]

why don't haikus rhyme
as is, they're not worth the time--
... no, it'd be a crime.

 

[Ellie]

dashing through the snow
on a one horse open sleigh
oh i've done this one

 

[Truly else]

I apologize,
I did not intend anger,
but subtext is weird.

Also, christmas songs?
I never would've thought that
they could be haiku.

plus one badge of win
if you can do it again
with another song.

 

[bashful crobat]

talking birthday card
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMIN--
Doctor Genocide

 

[Venetia]

i once saw a man
that's all to the story though
i don't get out much

 

[bashful crobat]

wiggle has a red
nose this chrismassy season
I think it's swine flu

 

[Truly else]

Is that what that is?
I thought he was just grossed out
and opened his mouth.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

My 16th is soon
I can't get my license, though
Stupid worker's strike :[

 

[bashful crobat]

a santa hat would
be far too much effort to
warrant doing it

 

[bacon]

Hello Mr. World
how are you on this cold day
Because Im freezing

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Oh. This is real good.
When it drops below zero,
THEN say that it's cold!

 

[bacon]

it is quite chilly
specially with shorts on
you silly devy

 

[dadevvtsvre]

lol shorts. ha. ha. ha.
that is really all i have
to say about that

 

[bacon]

oh, I guess you are
way too cool for shorts Devy
wow, what a meanie D:

 

[Truly else]

I'll have a great time
Summer vacation is on,
New Zealand Christmas Yay!

The one problem is,
Rain is far too common here.
Damn Auckland weather.

Oh the Irony,
I'll have weather like the north
In time for bragging!

 

[Venetia]

two semi-colons
and an underscore make me
a very sad girl ;_;