I would just like to point out, yet again, that this is a "post your desktop" thread, NOT a "post your wallpaper" thread. You're not supposed to clean it off and pretty it up, and I have yet to meet someone who legitimately has a desktop that clean consistently. To that end, here is my current desktop, in all of its unadulterated, default glory:
For those who are curious about the apparent episodes of Hellsing on my desktop, I'm in the process of ripping my old DVDs. For those who are curious about whether I cleaned at all: the answer is no. And if you think this reflects the state of my entire filesystem, you would be right. I have backups going back at least as far as 2002, and they include literally millions of files. I'm working on fixing that, but it's slow and time consuming, especially since I've mostly dealt with the ones that are loose files and don't want to move on to the archives quite yet.