Post What's on Your Mind
- Thread starter Ellie
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There's a funny Handy man that my grandma hired once. He charge for everything. We like exaggerate his fees. "So here's the bill mam."
Had to unload work truck: $5
Had to open the front door: $3
Had to enter house: $1
Had to close front door: $3
Had to look at wall: $40
Had to hit wall with hammer 32 times: $1 per hit. ($32)
Fixed wall: $200
Took a total of 3951 steps during my work: 1¢ per step. ($39.51)
Had to turn on your lights: $2
My neck started hurting: $4
I started sweating: $3
Had to wipe sweat away 6 times: $1 per wipe ($6)
You gave me water: minus $2 for helping me.
Had to load work truck: $4
Grand total: $343.51
A Ferengi master. We won't be hiring him anymore.
Had to unload work truck: $5
Had to open the front door: $3
Had to enter house: $1
Had to close front door: $3
Had to look at wall: $40
Had to hit wall with hammer 32 times: $1 per hit. ($32)
Fixed wall: $200
Took a total of 3951 steps during my work: 1¢ per step. ($39.51)
Had to turn on your lights: $2
My neck started hurting: $4
I started sweating: $3
Had to wipe sweat away 6 times: $1 per wipe ($6)
You gave me water: minus $2 for helping me.
Had to load work truck: $4
Grand total: $343.51
A Ferengi master. We won't be hiring him anymore.
It gets funnier.
Normal White American: I'll kick your ass dude
Country American: I'll kick ya ass boi. You yella.
Black American ( my favorite ): I'm gon kick yo' azz dawg.
For I slap yo' azz What-choo you gon doo? You aint gon do nothin'. Who you think you iz?
Only speak like that when I'm angry. Other than that, I talk too proper and precise. ( Brown white guy pretty much).
I can't image how Brits would react to that. LOL.
Normal White American: I'll kick your ass dude
Country American: I'll kick ya ass boi. You yella.
Black American ( my favorite ): I'm gon kick yo' azz dawg.
For I slap yo' azz What-choo you gon doo? You aint gon do nothin'. Who you think you iz?
Only speak like that when I'm angry. Other than that, I talk too proper and precise. ( Brown white guy pretty much).
I can't image how Brits would react to that. LOL.
Well...Hybrida":3rxcr2j9 said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicult ... on_English
To be honest, Britain probably has more accents per square mile than anywhere else on Earth.
Skyla Doragono
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I've been emotionally compromised by the gay ice skating anime.
wtf
wtf
Kek...
That remind me of boku no pico. WTF. WTF indeed Japan. The two atom bombs were justified by just creating that abomination. Still fapped because I'm always horny all time, but that's besides the point. Thankfully my emotions aren't easily affected... Again WTF. Seriously. Any normal person might have gotten PTSD from that...
(I was tricked into it...... Some what. Damn curiosity.)
That remind me of boku no pico. WTF. WTF indeed Japan. The two atom bombs were justified by just creating that abomination. Still fapped because I'm always horny all time, but that's besides the point. Thankfully my emotions aren't easily affected... Again WTF. Seriously. Any normal person might have gotten PTSD from that...
(I was tricked into it...... Some what. Damn curiosity.)
coyotecraft
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I've been running diagnostics on my computer. Virus scans.
Still not sure what happened. Maybe just a random disk error.
First GIMP wouldn't start. There was entire system folder missing. Well, I needed to update it anyways, but it did it again after reinstalling it.
Then CCleaner noticed a windows Media folder was corrupt. It had all these system sounds in it for different themes. That's all gone.
Then it couldn't find my touch pad driver. I could still move the mouse around but the settings were off. So Tap to click was on - and I have heavy fingers so I'm inadvertently clicking and highlighting everything whenever I move the mouse.
My laptop hasn't been the same since I rolled back from Windows 10. Haven't been able to use disk defragmenter, and Task Schduler is all fucked up. 20+ promts telling me task image is corrupted or tampered with.
Well I found out the System Task folder got moved in Windows 10, but didn't get moved back. So I deleted that. And it fixed disk defrag.
But System File Checker isn't working. And I can't get Disk Check to run on startup - which is stopping me from using a restore point. Spybot and AVG haven't reported anything malicious.
GIMP is working for now. But the missing files have me worried.
Still not sure what happened. Maybe just a random disk error.
First GIMP wouldn't start. There was entire system folder missing. Well, I needed to update it anyways, but it did it again after reinstalling it.
Then CCleaner noticed a windows Media folder was corrupt. It had all these system sounds in it for different themes. That's all gone.
Then it couldn't find my touch pad driver. I could still move the mouse around but the settings were off. So Tap to click was on - and I have heavy fingers so I'm inadvertently clicking and highlighting everything whenever I move the mouse.
My laptop hasn't been the same since I rolled back from Windows 10. Haven't been able to use disk defragmenter, and Task Schduler is all fucked up. 20+ promts telling me task image is corrupted or tampered with.
Well I found out the System Task folder got moved in Windows 10, but didn't get moved back. So I deleted that. And it fixed disk defrag.
But System File Checker isn't working. And I can't get Disk Check to run on startup - which is stopping me from using a restore point. Spybot and AVG haven't reported anything malicious.
GIMP is working for now. But the missing files have me worried.
coyotecraft
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Got the system files restored with a repair disk. There was also a Toshiba repair service. I'm hoping that might fix what Win10 broke, and get my wifi button working again.