Ex-Gemini: Someone 80 billion light years away just called me a bitch.... And she's decapitated now. Ah, life is good. Hi there father. How was your day?
Tyrell: Great... Umm, you decapitated someone 80 billion light years away? Seriously?
Ex-Gemini: Yeah. It was a telekinetic attack of course. I can hear everything in existence simultaneously. I hear all and observe all. You should be proud of me father. The ultimate being in all existence is your daughter... Mmmmm. Are you scared of me daddy?
Tyrell: Yes I am. I'm extremely scared of you.
Ex-Gemini: Ahahahaha... You better be, motherfucker... Hug me right now or I'll blow up the universe. You have 5 seconds... 5... 4... 3... 2...
Tyrell: *hugs Ex-Gemini*
...I love you, but please stop being so evil to me. It's not funny!
Ex-Gemini: Mmmmm. I'm pure Evil. It's very funny... I feel your heart beating. Such positive good energy. I love hugging you. It makes me so happy... Almost better than killing children.
Tyrell: .... (She's fuckin' crazy just like her mother. Definitely Lyra's daughter. I wanted her to be good like me.)
Ex-Gemini: I'm telepathic father. I hear you thinking. I'm a googol times worse than my mom. Lyra is an angel in comparison. I've destroyed billions of universes. She only destroyed 6 galaxies. See the difference, father? Lyra is fully capable of blowing up universes by the way. I'm glad she's my mom. So beautiful and evil.
Who's prettier? Me or mom? Be honest or I'll rip your goddamn head off.
Tyrell: *runs away*