Post a Picture of Yourself - The Vastly Inferior Sequel!

[Jason]

Actually, with how open I am about just about everything, you'd be surprised how well people here know me, lol.

This recent development you've suffered certainly gives me faith in these observations you're making.

wot u seyin liek?! :box: (You're carrying this on way more than it had to by the way, lol)

Seriously though, you do NOT look 26... not even 16, on THAT picture I'd have guessed you'd just gone up into secondary school, so like 11 year old, lol. I assume you get ID'd a lot when you go to the shop?

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Actually, with how open I am about just about everything, you'd be surprised how well people here know me, lol.

This recent development you've suffered certainly gives me faith in these observations you're making.

wot u seyin liek?! :box: (You're carrying this on way more than it had to by the way, lol)

I'm having fun. This is already one of my most amusing sarcastic slaughters to date, you're just clue-y enough to get that I am being sarcastic, but too clumsy and ham-handed to counter it. Speaking of...

Seriously though, you do NOT look 26... not even 16, on THAT picture I'd have guessed you'd just gone up into secondary school, so like 11 year old, lol. I assume you get ID'd a lot when you go to the shop?

You are NOT 25 as your profile suggests... you look like 14 or something.

Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet bro?

So not only are you flawless at observation, you're also brilliant at pointing out a single observation three times despite it being answered already for the first time you asked.

As for being ID'd, I get kinda disappointed when they don't take a step back and act all awkward about it.

 

[Jason]

Thinking I'm actually dumb... this actually deserves a Sly facepalm!

 

[Sauk]

What needs to happen imo is Webster needs to chill with trying to utilize the entire dictionary in attempt to belittle people's apparent lack of intelligence and this entire discussion needs to die asap.

I'm tired of being let down every time I see a new post by Jason and it not being a picture of his sexy, post-pubescent ass.

FYI Jason is well know for being massively cheeky and using backhanded and dry humour, and if you take offense to anything he says then I got some bad news for you.

 

[Jason]

Fuck it man, fap over my current Facebook picture for the time being... (Which you've already seen since y'know, we're Facebook buddies!)

In its black and white glory because apparently it makes you sexier...

Dat crooked nose, amirite?! (Gotta' love drunken fighting!)

 

[Sauk]

You look well p0sh may8, would smash and continue my glorious English bloodline (and hopefully breed the French out) :fap: :fap: :fap:

 

[Jason]

Posh as fuck me like... sipping tea with the queen erryday!

 

[Sauk]

p0sh tingz innit

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Lol, it's okay I didn't take offense.

Also if you so envy my dense vocabulary to the point that you actually believe I'm going through a dictionary right now pulling out each big word that fits into context,(you'd be surprised how many people say this to make themselves feel less totalled) I'm flattered.

I just really like English, I have no real qualifications for education (not even a year 10 certificate) and my supple vocabulary is 80% self taught as are most of my other trade skills.

Also it means that no matter what you say, I am the one who has gone through life not blindly abjuring knowledge.

I will respect your wishes and stop posting now.

 

[Sauk]

I didn't say you were going through a dictionary, and ta for letting it go.

 

[Jason]

The fact that you think he was serious about you going through a dictionary is amazing, lol... anyways shut up. Sauk, fap to me... now.

 

[Sauk]

Implying I didn't start the second you posted it.. and implying I'm finished.

 

[Ellie]

I don't give a fuck about your social group, your status in the community, or your intentions, if you can't see why your post is fucked up you're an imbecile.

Maybe I'm just saying this as someone whose been bullied all their life by shitfucks who think it's bad to "look gay", or who'd go on a community and tell someone they don't know that if they saw them in the street they'd chuck stuff at them.

Just, you know, think about things once in a while. You could have dropped it but STILL felt need to reply to say you didn't think it was bad.

 

[Glitchfinder]

Please do not let the discussion get away from you. This is a thread to post pictures of yourself and bask in your glory as people point out every flaw they find when viewing your ugly mug.

Jason, I'd recommend you cut the mustache until you can grow a proper one. At that point you're likely to realize that it's a lot of work to maintain and continue to shave out of pure habit.

BizzarreMonkey, is that computer behind you in the photo with the carefully windswept hair a custom build? I saw the case in the houses thread, was wondering what company made it.

Juan, your girlfriend is cute. Why did you leave her behind and travel to New York?

Strawberrii, your friend's niece is absurdly cute. As in, the kind of "omg precious baby" cute, the same way people find puppies and kittens.

 

[Injury]

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new tattoo

 

[Ellie]

Now that is a tattoo and half.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

@Glitchfinder I'm studying for my Boards (or USMLEs) to practice medicine in the United States, since I'm done with medical school in my country. I wish I could take her with me, but she's not into the idea of moving to another country.

@Injury Badass.

 

[BizarreMonkey]

BizzarreMonkey, is that computer behind you in the photo with the carefully windswept hair a custom build?

Yes, like my current PC I had it designed to my specifications by a local manufacturer.

I saw the case in the houses thread, was wondering what company made it.

That's a newer one, but they are both Asus and were constructed to my specifications by Advanced Computer Support.

Neither have yet to die and the older one has been in my possession for nearly 6 years now.

Since I'm in Brisbane now I'll have to find a new place to go to get them built.

The Case on my current one is by Antec. (That's it's brand.)

Oh yeah, here's a shot of me just after a clipper-1 haircut and shaving my terrible mudstache.

Thus is born, the test tube baby.

 

[united washcloth express]

Now hold off all your fapping

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[united washcloth express]