Post a Picture of Yourself - The Vastly Inferior Sequel!

[Injury]

Does that say McLovin on it?

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Does that say McLovin on it?

No, but you would love that.

Couldn't be assed putting more on my imgur, so here is me with an unwieldy wooden macguffin and a really poorly constructed auron cosplay.

 

[Injury]

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I was staring at the beer...

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and here is some qotsa for you...

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[Stardust]

So I let my little sister (11 years old) do my makeup. xD

Spoiler: pics

Lol @ her fingers being in every picture she took. xD

 

[Dr. Funk]

Spoiler: selfie at work

 

[BizarreMonkey]

I have yellow enough teeth and enough of them pulled to pull off a pirate pretty well.

And back to normality, here's me in my typical scarf-mouthed fashion...

Yes, I did get my hair cut recently. I also finally got around to shaving that terrible filthstache so now I look even younger.

So I let my little sister (11 years old) do my makeup. xD

Tell her she's talented.

 

[StrawberrySmiles]

A spontaneous picture taken yesterday with my friend (above me) and her niece nicknamed Gabbers (to my side). I hate making silly camera faces; I always feel so ugly. XD

 

[Jason]

Faggoty pictures

Just saying, but you look like a MASSIVE faggot, and if I saw you in public I'd probably throw something at you (... My own feces maybe?), and there's NO FUCKING WAY you're 26 as your profile picture suggests, you look like you're like ten or something

... Also on the second picture your arm scares me.

PS. Brush your teeth.

This post is not ok and I'd hope you can see that. - Hbgames staff.

 

[StrawberrySmiles]

I thought he was younger than me.

Then again, I thought I looked young for being 26. D:

 

[Ellie]

Jason. Read what you just wrote and sit back a bit.

 

[Jason]

... I don't see the problem with my post, it wasn't an attack or anything, it was made with my usual mindset (Just joking around), but meh.

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Faggoty pictures

Just saying, but you look like a MASSIVE faggot

Hello thing, I am Human Being, when you feel like speaking in a human tone, feel free to talk again.

Besides, you know full well that I am both extremely charming and dashingly handsome. Your reckless charade of overlying anger and hatred is brought on by your own jealousy and you know it.

, and if I saw you in public I'd probably throw something at you (... My own feces maybe?), and there's NO FUCKING WAY you're 26 as your profile picture suggests, you look like you're like ten or something

This sounds more like envy than homophobia to me.

... Also on the second picture your arm scares me.

Me too. I am weirdly thin.

PS. Brush your teeth.

Overruled, as a moderator just told you to rinse your mouth out with soap. Besides I do, but years worth of mistreatment doesn't get better over a couple years.

This post is not ok and I'd hope you can see that. - Hbgames staff.

I am laughing so hard right now.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

Jason, what the hell? You're usually a lot more chill.

Me and my girlfriend hosting a dinner party at my apartment.

 

[BizarreMonkey]

... I don't see the problem with my post, it wasn't an attack or anything, it was made with my usual mindset (Just joking around), but meh.

I can deal with it, I mean I just did flawlessly, but y'know, you did make some pretty heavy comments about gay people, I'm not sure how much bigotry is an offense here though, I only have been active recently.

I am actually 26. But I do have a few physical problems that make me this way, caused by past events that I barely remember, but this is a photo thread, and I'm not one to bring other people down with my dumb problems.

Also, while I'm an astute dude able to easily retort and claim the upperhand from clumsily worded clowns like yourself I can see others being in tears over what you just said. Especially if unlike me, they were actually a homosexual.

 

[Jason]

You guys are boring, can't a guy joke around anymore? o.O Seriously, if you think I'm bad for that, you wouldn't last a day with my social group, lol.

 

[BizarreMonkey]

You guys are boring, can't a guy joke around anymore? o.O Seriously, if you think I'm bad for that, you wouldn't last a day with my social group, lol.

I don't think you're bad for it, but I think you lack any form of creative destruction, you could have made a far more formidable post without getting warned, it's not about what you post, it's how you post it.

Calling someone a faggot means basically the same as saying "fuck you" to those unaligned with the queer-minded. It's a pointless, overused derogatory phrase whipped out when you can't be assed thinking of anything better which would be basically anything.

I could call you a monstrous fart sandwich and slap you with your own balogne both physically and metaphorically and worry not at all about consequences because not only am I telling you your shit without telling you "You're Shit" but I am also grounding upon you the creative edge which led to your several past failures that have left you in the fetal position babbling about donkeys and Welsh forklifts.

 

[Jason]

Not sure what you're talking about with the queer minded thing, since, and this refers to your last post too, I don't use the term faggot to describe someone being gay, lol (Y'know, since I support gay rights and stuff... been to Gay Leeds and met Ian McKellen... he's fucking EPIC by the way!), I just find it funny how other people are reacting (Well, only Amy and Juan, lol) to my usual behaviour, lol.

Anyways, everyone shut up and carry on about your business, or I'll get Sauk to knock y'all the fuck out with his strong, muscular arms! :box:

PS. Me and Potion are gay lovers, so yeah...

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Not sure what you're talking about with the queer minded thing, since, and this refers to your last post too, I don't use the term faggot to describe someone being gay, lol

Unfortunately Human Beings aren't oracles and don't know what you mean before you explain it, numbskull. I'm pretty sure if I walked by a somewhat dark fella and dropped them the N bomb and said "I didn't mean it like that!" they wouldn't instantly stop being offended.

to my usual behaviour, lol.

Sorry dude, you aren't special enough that everyone knows you like the back of their hand. Reality check, no one gives enough of a damn about your existence to validate studying you as a specimen and then broadcasting your mental analysis to anyone who might otherwise be offended.

You just aren't that interesting.

Anyways, everyone shut up and carry on about your business, or I'll get Sauk to knock y'all the fuck out with his strong, muscular arms! :box:

I didn't even need to call on aid to get you reprimanded, top that.

Anyway yeah, back on topic, here's my typical shot that people post when calling out my name and supplying the photo i smeared everywhere in hopes of being observed as clever.

Some idiot on newgrounds legit thought he was clever for finding a photo as if I keep them super secret. It was funnily enough, this photo he used.

 

[Jason]

Sorry dude, you aren't special enough that everyone knows you like the back of their hand.

Actually, with how open I am about just about everything, you'd be surprised how well people here know me, lol.

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Actually, with how open I am about just about everything, you'd be surprised how well people here know me, lol.

This recent development you've suffered certainly gives me faith in these observations you're making.