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HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

No just kidding with the title.I figured it would attract more people... But I need to come up with something "romantic" to do with my girlfriend for Halloween and since its going to be like our 8 month kinda thing I figured she was above and over me saying sweet nothings to her and doing the usual, "I got you a rose because you're a lovely as ever" kinda crap. I have to go all out and I'm all out of ideas [[play on words ;] ]]. Partially because I suck at being romantic because my penis forbids it. Hah.

Anyways I want/need suggestions to make this be the best month of us being together until we hit one year [[if we even make it that far. :/]] And since plenty of people occupy this forum and you've guys have become like an extended family to me I'd greatly appreciate your assistance. :]

And since I want to cause discussion lets hear some of YOUR most romantic endeavors [[ or worst ones for that matter]] and things like that.

But again I'm stumped on ideas and I only have a week to pull something magical out of my ass. I'm not going to propose because well thats way to drastic in my case and knowing her she'd probably say yes. :/

Again if this is wrong topic or place do what you gotta do Mods!  :thumb:

Discussion? Ideas? Suggestions?

I already asked her what she wanted to do and she responded, "I think you should surprise me because you know how much I love surprises!"

EDIT: I figured I should give some details on my girlfriend as well so you can know a little about how she thinks

-She's 17
-She believes in ghosts and things of paranormal stature
-She has a VERY short attention span
-Her favorite colors are pink and brown
-She's sporty
-She's doesn't respond well to attempts at sex or innuendo
-She has a super over active imagination
-Halloween is her favorite holiday out of all of them [[besides her birthday]]
 
I dunno, you musnt be doing it right, she gives me head whenever I want it.

Sorry couldn't help it :/

Idk, dress up in matching costumes or something. Vampire and vampiress.
 
Commander Wyatt":1mkioaxx said:
I dunno, you musnt be doing it right, she gives me head whenever I want it.

Sorry couldn't help it :/

Idk, dress up in matching costumes or something. Vampire and vampiress.

No because she said it was to little. ;] just messing. Although I do like that idea. But then what should we do after we're dressed a like? Just sit and read a book???

moog":1mkioaxx said:
whip out your cock??? idk dood
Done that. She doesn't respond well to attempts at sex....She has like a kill switch that she can activate at any time if things get "to far" :/

I'm trying to be romantic not get me some [[although that wouldn't hurt in the end]] And so far everything I seem to kick out seems either lame or not surprising. Of course since I'm mainly discussing it with my brothers they hate everything. :[

Maybe I should color my balls like pumpkins and decorate them like one? That'd be pretty funny in the end but probably get me slapped. :/

Although whipping it out would probably score me a handy...  :thumb:
 
Be her bitch for the day. You know, tell her that she's allowed to do anything she wants to you and that you'll do anything she says.
 
use force

The very reason why Yoda never needs to pay hookers...

Anyway Makasu, just treat her to something you'll know she will enjoy - take her to something Halloween themed if you know she likes Halloween so much, maybe a meal somewhere that is having a Halloween themed night - and buy her a nice gift (something she will like to look at, but not something she needs. Never buy people something they need if you're "trying" to be cute). Hopefully, the sentiment should be fairly obvious, and if not you shouldn't forget the good ol' anniversery CAKE!

Everyone loves cake...
 
Phage the Untouchable":28dq0kpc said:
use force
I don't think anybody is reading the actual post not just the title. :[ but this one made me laugh. Hahaha.

But yeah Moog gets it. Her mom can't stand me because I'm black and is just looking for a reason to have me thrown in jail as is...

Commander Wyatt":28dq0kpc said:
Be her bitch for the day. You know, tell her that she's allowed to do anything she wants to you and that you'll do anything she says.

Thats an ace suggestion as well actually. :thumb:
I'm going to write all of these down and then by the time friday comes I'll throw one out to her.


EDIT: I DON'T WANT HEAD!!! at least not only that. ROMANTIC. NEED SOMETHING FOR 8 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!
 
She won't eat cake Mark. Says it'll go to her hips.
Although thats good :thumb:
Commander Wyatt":338op27p said:
pay her the extra five bucks?

She won't take money from me either. Thats why I feel like a douche whenever we go out because I offer to pay and she's like, "No." :/

@Wyatt: What?
 
moog":2m6e830c said:
btw why isnt this in nfg yet

XD because then I wouldn't be able to post in it. :[
Although this has taken a serious turn to funny. :]

No my girlfriend is hispanic/mexican/puerto rican. And she doesn't like the fact that her daughter is with me because I'm black. My mom's black as well. XD
I'm actually surprised she hasn't called the cops on me because I'm 18 and she's 17.

Wyatt: XD
 

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