HELP!!! Need relationshop help from rmxp forums

[moog]

*hand's Moogle Sprite a daffodil covered in snot*

num num num

 

[Calibre]

Smack my bitch up.

 

[mawk]

use a ladle

 

[CherryWolf]

These posts couldn't be more Serious .

Sex is relative the half relationship fun!, How in hell can you that, THAT, Long?

And why do you let your Dad, be so much with her?, :/...
Okai, thats -not- how I usually post but hey, why the frack not? :fap:
That cone things sound fun :3
Anyways, I think she want to have sex, maybe you should, not rush, but "Help" it.
Make it a bit romantic (Or Bondage' if she likes that).

Have fun, and remember a Cam. :fap:

Edit/PS: Remember contact, not just between her and You, down there' but in the Eyes too!

 

[Calibre]

Can you give me a step by step guide please.

Like putting together shelves.

 

[moog]

call up a pimp named slickback and put cho bitch in check

 

[mawk]

1. build a shelf
2. have wild house-shaking sex until the shelf falls off its supports
3. repeat

 

[NunoAle]

1 - undress her while giving hamburgers
2 - show you really want to get this over with
3 - give her hamburgers in a way she cannot resist (before using your boat)
4 - use boat
5 - try uninteresting books
6 - stop <- you're too bored.
7 - use Slack Off!
8 - watch hentai
9 - reptilian mangoes

 

[Luminier]

1 - undress her while giving hamburgers
2 - show you really want to get this over with
3 - give her hamburgers in a way she cannot resist (before using your boat)
4 - use boat
5 - try uninteresting books
6 - stop <- you're too bored.
7 - use Slack Off!
8 - watch hentai
9 - reptilian mangoes

lol buddy what are you talking about

 

[CherryWolf]

step by step? Oh well, lets see, I got head ache, my butt hurts ...

YAY, more sex!..?

well, You want the Bondage-step'by'step
or,the Normal ztyle?, For shizzle?-step'by'ma'wizzle?

 

[moog]

1 - undress her while giving hamburgers
2 - show you really want to get this over with
3 - give her hamburgers in a way she cannot resist (before using your boat)
4 - use boat
5 - try uninteresting books
6 - stop <- you're too bored.
7 - use Slack Off!
8 - watch hentai
9 - reptilian mangoes

wat

 

[NunoAle]

really, the reptilian mangoes are th most important part

 

[Calibre]

Cherry Wolf, for our first time I think we're going to opt for bondage so a guide on that would be lovely.  Do you recommend bondage?

AS for mangos... been there, done that.

 

[NunoAle]

I once needed relationship advice for my mother
She wouldn't stop hitting me with her giant high-heels

Closed relationshops offer comfort Inns, support jose and fungus, but are also sometimes a source of mistresses, dandruff and missingno. Natural places of stoned and cows in attraction, energizer bunny and enthusiasm can place dress on relationboats. fortunately we have little Stuart control over these asspects. Howard & Nester, many problems arise from X-factor such as work and fish pressures, or goats and expectations being different between part one, and two. These are some of the areolas in which we can make chances, which can boost relationshipping catisfaction and save the way for new back growth together.

 

[Nachos]

om nom nom pen15 <3 er i mean nachos lol

 

[bedi nik bzez emak]

;D

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Nothing says "I love you" like surprise buttsex.

 

[Luminier]

om nom nom pen15 <3 er i mean nachos lol

I find it hard to believe that this comment has anything to do with the topic at-hand.

 

[Calibre]

Hey Atemu... I try this surprize bumsex but she didn't even know I was behind her. (for ages and then i was done and then i left but she was watching gladiators which she likes so maybe thats why she never saw me) so...

Bad News... i feel small...

Good Nesw... virgin bye bye (it doesnt feel much like  :fap: i thought it would)

Luminier, I actually found nachos comment helpful.

I await my bummage guide with baited, curry brreath.

 

[Calibre]

So why did this never get to the elusive 100 posts?