HELP!!! Need relationshop help from rmxp forums

[Calibre]

A girl rapes when she feels threatened man, if you wan't to make her feel unstable she may well rape.

Why are their girls in your floorboards, do they not afford a bed or what?

 

[Calibre]

Ahhh shit man, now my dad has chlamydia too and he never even went to lybia with us guys.  This is getting pretty weird.  Hoiw unfortunate is this, two people you love get it the same week.  Fasted spreading STD man.  I htink this is why i never want sex.

 

[NunoAle]

lol... probably your dad got it on with your girlfriend

 

[mawk]

no the libyan air just got him.

someone must have smuggled in the chlamydia-infested libyan air and is now using it to get back at you and your family! I suggest you cut your losses and RUN!

 

[bedi nik bzez emak]

;D

 

[Calibre]

You guys are right... except nuno... coz thats just sick.  My dad and her. haha.

Room for one more under your floorboards Arbiter?

 

[Venetia]

hey i am a girl and i say that you should beat the living shit out of her.

women like beating's

 

[Calibre]

Yes but she always seems to get beaten up at work anyway... she works nights you see.  So I feel bad but then I will kick her a few times I think.

 

[Venetia]

just do it until she get's detached retinas. any more after that an i think its too much.

but chick's respect hitting. i mean, i get beat down allthe time because i gotta remember my place you know but it helps me remember and i appreicate that you know.

just tell her to say she walked into a door or fell down some stair's, works everytime

 

[Calibre]

Thanks Venetia that really helped.  mY solution was to just put a bit of cheesewire across the top of the stairs and keep the glass door below shut.  Now she can say she fell down the stairs AND say she went into a door and I don't have to feel guilty.  She looks goofy with shards in her scalp lol.

 

[Venetia]

lol gj

now she love's you

 

[Venetia]

see i know womens

 

[Calibre]

Yeah our love is PURE LOVE now.  Natural PUre love.

 

[NunoAle]

Indeed.

And whips. They love whips.

 

[khmp]

I wouldn't recommend whips because they require some skill to wield properly. And no one likes to look stupid when they are beating the shit out of someone. So I would go with something simple. Golf clubs, hockey sticks, tire iron, baseball bats are all acceptable. You might want to steer clear of lacrosse sticks, badmitton/tennis rackets. You just can't swing them hard enough. Plus you still don't look menacing when you use it.

 

[NunoAle]

True... but, you could use your weapons to be gentle with a girl. Whips are rather nice, if you know how to handle them.

Or hot wax.

 

[Venetia]

u guys are missing the point

this is about love ok

make it a date. go to the sporting goods store together. find what suits her fancy and then compromise. if you just beat her with whatever its too selpfish. hell, get creative. when youre pissed shes not cooking dinner, beat her with a pan. when she's not s__king your __k, beat her with a giant dildo or a clay scultpure of a penis. when shes not doing your taxes right, staple that bitch's eyelids shut and throw a calculatior at her.

if you keep teh excitement in ur relationship the love will be strong & true

 

[Calibre]

I already did a second thing, no whips...

I stripped her and put those orange traffic cones on her legs, then tied her and and an  extended rope to the back of my car and made her keep up on sun -exposed tarmac.

Nunoale, your sexual thoughts revolt me, when we do it it's going to be like when angels meet on a puffy cloud.

Also I am spontaneous and exciting Ven... I told her there was some C4 ticking at one of her relativves but she had to guess which one.... but she choose the wrong house lol

 

[Dopples]

Girls are boring. Go gay, it's so much funner :doc:

 

[NunoAle]

Puffy clouds, tes... didn't you get my sarcasm?