HELP!!! Need relationshop help from rmxp forums

[Venetia]

Girls are boring. Go gay, it's so much funner :doc:

like when you can't hold your shit in because your asshole is stretched out and you fart cream cheese, thats fun stuff's

I already did a second thing, no whips...

I stripped her and put those orange traffic cones on her legs, then tied her and and an  extended rope to the back of my car and made her keep up on sun -exposed tarmac.

Nunoale, your sexual thoughts revolt me, when we do it it's going to be like when angels meet on a puffy cloud.

Also I am spontaneous and exciting Ven... I told her there was some C4 ticking at one of her relativves but she had to guess which one.... but she choose the wrong house lol

dang r u lookin for a second gf

 

[Calibre]

Yes, yes I am.  I have loads of them cones in my garden...

You're coarseness about stretched anus' is a very positive attribute too.  You haven't been to Lybia have you?

 

[NunoAle]

Lol, but, didn't you love your girlfriend so much it was gonna be heavenly when you did it with her?

 

[Calibre]

Yeah?  What's that got to with looking for a second girlfriend?

 

[NunoAle]

Lol, is having a 2nd gf liek havign a 2nd bf? cuz thats what i have lol

 

[Calibre]

Lol, is having a 2nd gf liek havign a 2nd bf? cuz thats what i have lol

You're doubly gay

 

[JakeyZombie]

Girls are boring. Go gay, it's so much funner :doc:

like when you can't hold your shit in because your asshole is stretched out and you fart cream cheese, thats fun stuff's

I'm going to have to disagree with you, Venetia.

 

[NunoAle]

i liek cock's

 

[holloway]

like when you can't hold your shit in because your asshole is stretched out and you fart cream cheese, thats fun stuff's

Not when they do it whilst working in the food industry. Fucking queers and their out of date poppers.

I say you ditch her and get her back by giving her sister/dog/cheese grater one.

 

[Calibre]

I say you ditch her and get her back by giving her sister/dog/cheese grater one.

I'm fond on cats actually.

 

[Majiczenith]

@ Mzenith - Do you know about girls, what they want?

No, but I have one guy of my own.

 

[Venetia]

Yes, yes I am.  I have loads of them cones in my garden...

You're coarseness about stretched anus' is a very positive attribute too.  You haven't been to Lybia have you?

no but i have labia's

is that close ?

 

[Calibre]

I'll go ask my dad... hang on...

EDIT:

:angel:

Give me 2 minutes...

EDIT2:

My dad wants you to come round and...

I think I just got to second base... I did... didn't I...  WOW!

EDIT 3:

Oh... I forgot the obvious question ... You have a full set right?

 

[Venetia]

yes

 

[Calibre]

Well that seals it. (no possible pun intended)(which means if you can think of one then it is)(when people write no pun intended it means they've noticed, could have changed it and therefore did intend it all along and are trying to sucker you into believing them)(or make an excuse for a bad pun)

 

[OdioOmnus]

i had sex with a girl onse and contracted diabetes

turns out her vagina was enriched with too much sugar

 

[mawk]

You have to watch out for that. If at all possible, demand that she balance out any sugar that may be present with something like vinegar -- the fluid in your everyday modern douche should work very nicely for that purpose, and will have the added benefit of giving it a refreshing smell. However, I cannot stress enough that this agreement must take place before intercourse, recommendably after you've finished reading her documentation and making the obligatory background check through CCIS. These steps are important! The vagina is the Devil's tool! Do not let yourself be deceived by its simple charms!

 

[moog]

i yearn to taste the pleasures of a moist wet flower of a woman

 

[Venetia]

*hand's Moogle Sprite a daffodil covered in snot*

 

[Dopples]

That's not snot. It's C-C-C-C-CCCCCCC....um