Getting jumped at school...

[Dissonance]

Woah! You were insane at school, I mean you went around beating up every bully you could find, was that even allowed in your school? xD If that happened here you would be excluded and soon be expelled.

Well there was a lot of suspicion but no proof in most cases.  I did the threatening thing bullies do to their victims to shut them up... "if you even think of telling anybody about this I will fucking murder you" :P

The four girls did tell though - hence my punishment.

I doubt most guys would just walk up to a girl and beat the living f**k out of her.

Um, did you read my whole post?

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Stargate is geek.

Rush?  He, that would sound funny in college.  So I was sitting there and I decided to rush the Alpha Gamma Wamma house. XD

 

[syphonmax]

:lol: What I found hilarious was when this moron walked up to me took out a fake knife and asked "Oi mate why you breaving like dat yo" I looked at him and laughed then he said

"Mate don't mess wiv me, or I'll shank ya n get u'all bleedin init" Once he said that I almost wet myself and then I said

"What you think a fake knife scares me" then he said

"Yo man dis aint fake bro don't make me shank ya man, now tell me yo why u breaving like dat blood" I then said

"Sexual exhaustion that's all, I mean wow your girl is great" I sniggered inside and he said

"Bruv your nang, you don't seem to be scareda any shit dat coms your way man" I then said

"I woulda been scared if that knife wouldn't break by bending it" he then replied

"Yo don't go dissing me like that dis ting is real man now shut it before I shank ya" I then grabbed the supposedly sharp but og the knife and bent it and hey presto it snapped in half xD he then said

"Oi you fucker how'd you know I was talkin bullshit" I then said

"I just know" and walked away xD

God that was one of the funniest experiences I've ever had :lol:

 

[Beadly_Dastard]

Let's see... I forgot exactly how it happened, but I'm sure that it went something like this: The 250-pound antagonist threw my shirt into the toilet (I was dressing out for gym class btw).  I slammed his locker shut on his fingers, and the next day, I got sucker-punched in the back of the head as soon as I entered the lockeroom.

Does that count?

 

[Ellie]

There was one time that was kinda funny. This guy (he's like the er... that skinny guy who thinks he's tough, who has four henchmen following him round at all times) came up to me, during swimming. I said howdy, and he responded with:

"What? How dare you say howdy to me? When have you ever like said howdy to me? You is just saying howdy as some sort of insult, innit? Dissin' me, is that it? You think you're so tough that you is can say howdy to anyone innit? You is got summit wrong with you're head, innit, that you is like thinking wrong that you can just like innit say howdy to anyone you is want an' just walk away innit? So you can run back to your little friends and stuff? An' sayin' it to me like dissin' me? You want me to rush you, innit? You want me to beat your brains out, innit, so you is like got non left to be thinkin' and stuff and shit? You is like that though, innit?"

It was funny 'till he held my head under the water and sat on me for a few minutes until he got bored and forgot I was there.

 

[syphonmax]

Wow that musta sucked. I woulda said:

"Ya man! Bo! Yo! Bloody fool! Don't tell me shit you can't handle INIT! I can say howdy to whoeva I want boy. You're just a skinny little shit init? Fink your all tough coz these nutters walk wid u init? Bet when you get in real trouble they'll run off init? Dere's one more fing boy deres 3 bare fit gals behind u, chekin u all out bro go talk to em init. Get their numbers init and maybe get some action init, oh yeah one more fing stop saying init.....iiiiinnnniiiiittttt thhoooouuuggghhhh"

And when they turn around you run xD wow I actually typed like that O_O

 

[___]

@Sixty, re: getting mugged:
Shit man, you're right, I have been mugged, for a football (er, American football for you internationals), when I was in gradeschool.  These kids approached claiming it was theirs, which was ridiculous since my friends and I had drawn all over the thing with a sharpie, we told them to fuck off and ran them off the field but I guess one of them came up behind me later and slammed my head against a pole.  The reason I didn't mention this before is that I have almost no memory of the entire day (or most of the rest of the previous week at the time, not that I remember anything from my childhood for the most part...) and I'm only describing to you what's described to me, I got a pretty bad concussion from the ordeal. 

Which, by the way, Kaiser Permanente was happy to deny and write off so the physician could save me a trip to the hospital emergency room and thus secure himself his "no emergency room trips" monthly performance bonus, but that's a different subject.

So anyway, yeah, "use your words" isn't always a perfect solution.  But what I meant when I said that was that I'm an opinionated asshole and I tend to rile up people who are easily offended by people who don't believe what they believe, and I have gotten pretty good at deflating anger when it fires up rather than making it into a fistfight, which doesn't really prove anything except who's better at beating people up.   I mean seriously, what exactly do you accomplish by beating the crap out of someone who disagrees with you, except to prove that you're an idiot and resort to violence where your intellect fails (and don't ever, ever point that out to the guy who wants to beat you up, btw).

 

[Gat_Man]

Another person fallen victim to this damn thread><;

Its quite weird, when I was younger I used to fight a lot, mostly for stupid reasons like, because I lost at something or maybe some guy was with a girl I liked (yes I know, I was a real ass back then...) but when I reached secondary school (middle/high school?) I completely changed. I got into 2 fights in 5 years and both of those was not even my fight, I was defending a friend who got jumped, not really sure if that counts... Anyway, now, I don't like fighting at all, unless its in competition or sparring...God I love sparring... <3 lol

 

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After reading this thread, I can sincerely say that living in Canada just rocks. I'm not saying we don't have our share of mugging/jumping/bullying, but either you people are completely different from your entourage, or we have much, much less of those up here.

Seriously, I could count on my fingers the number of people I know who've been randomly mugged/jumped, and much less the number of people who've been bullied, though I suppose for that last one a lot of them never said so.

Make love, not war! :tongue:

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Do you live in a rural area?  Is it a large city?
Does it have an immigration "issue", and is it a place where you are likely to be unknown (IE: not a small town where a lot of people know your name/face)?  Is it a place where the police are mistrusted?  Lots of homeless and or uneducated peoples?

All the above are supposed reasons why an area may have a high rate of violent crime - such as mugging and jumping and such - though I think it's dumb to say if you are missing much of that list you won't have any (because honestly social statistics are planned).

 

[iceplosion]

I fucking lol'd wildly.  Let's begin, shall we?

Really? good for you, thanks for letting me know because I really care about that and you just made my day.

Not really.  The four of them had consistently picked on others for their own amusement, and individually, I put a stop to it.  They apparently didn't like how I had stood up for the kids that they were abusing and decided to 4-on-1 me.  That cowardice was reason enough for me to turn their faces into hamburger.

NO. learn some manners, you don't hit people because you can, also if you got your ass kicked by four girls (I don't care if you're a girl or not, if you could beat up the male bullies, guys bigger than most other people then a few girls wouldn't be an issue) you're not as strong as you say, you're just some twisted sadist with a broken view of life who tries to beat up people when she can.

Because I wasn't (and am still not) afraid of doing whatever's necessary?  Despite sounding like a bad movie, I take pride in the fact that I beat the shit out of bullies when I was younger.  Somebody's gotta stand up for the little guy.  I'm not ashamed because I went after every single bully I could find and hit them until they were bleeding everywhere.

Necessary? Who the **** do you think you are!? what you did was worse, you had no right to do what you did and you had no right to make that decision, the only thing worse than a bully is a self righteous bully.

Oh man, where do I begin.

One - You do realize I'm a girl as well, right?  I wasn't fat during grade school but like I said, I was always 6 inches taller than everybody else.  I'm exactly 6 foot right now, and I'm pretty wiry.  I attacked both male and female bullies regardless.

Oh my God! A girl!? on the internet!? Will you go out with me!!11!?
Should I care? You do realize you were a self righteous bully regardless of gender right?

Two - Let's assume you still thought I was male for a minute.  Because I beat up 'four girls' the crime is somehow worse?  Fuck that.  I'm all for equal punishments as well as equal rights, and even if I were male I'd have no qualms about beating the shit out of a girl if she damn well deserved it.  Thinking 'OMG THEY'RE GIRLS YOU CAN'T HIT THEM EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD BE SOCIALLY FINE TO DO SO IF THEY WERE MALE' is fucking bullshit, and people who still think that way need to have their faces mutilated by a rabid one-eyed garbage cat.

Once again no, teenage males will fight with each other and its human nature, females do not have the same hormone (don't know it off hand, I have a friend who is a psychologist and will ask next time I get the chance) that causes that reaction, as for equal punishment that is complete bullshit, I'm a law student, My brother is a lawyer and my father is a judge, I know more about this than you. Laws are made around human nature and punishments are based on all circumstances and factors as well as the crime, equal punishment is just something shouted by the uninformed.

Three - They deserved it, plain and simple.  They were bullies, they laughed at the kids they harassed and they bragged about their exploits with each other.  They deserved every single punch they got.

Edit: arbiter i can see you're currently watching this thread get on IRC.

No, they were kids, immature kids with problems, you don't get to decide what they do and don't deserve especially not when you are a kid yourself and more importantly with your views you aren't the kind of person who would ever be allowed to decide that.

You're a self righteous bully, these were people just like you, people no more or no less important than you and people with the same rights as you and you are not above them, you do not get to decide how or even if they are punished especially not because they have a different personality than you.
Any permanent damage those girls were left with they will have to live with for the rest of their lives because of a stupid argument as a kid, They didn't deserve a damn thing, now go seek psychological help before your views make you do something like that again and you end up in prison. (When you're a kid you get away with it, against my better judgement I'll assume you are an adult now and can be tried as such, a temper and attitude like that is usually what causes someone to go on trial for assault)

 

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Do you live in a rural area?  Is it a large city?
Does it have an immigration "issue", and is it a place where you are likely to be unknown (IE: not a small town where a lot of people know your name/face)?  Is it a place where the police are mistrusted?  Lots of homeless and or uneducated peoples?

All the above are supposed reasons why an area may have a high rate of violent crime - such as mugging and jumping and such - though I think it's dumb to say if you are missing much of that list you won't have any (because honestly social statistics are planned).

I live in Montreal, which is one of the largest cities in Canada (I think Toronto is a bit bigger) and the most culturally diverse city in Canada (I'm pretty sure of that one though). The only thing our police cannot be trusted with is a Taser, but that's a Canadian thing. Like "eh".

 

[Faeroe]

I got mugged of 52 cents and a 5 dollar wal-mart card before .


It's funny how people strive to get stupid things like that.  It was by some ghetto pantry over a few dozen blocks away from here.  I got a snickers bar and some incense, and some big guy hit me in the face and four others were like kicking me.  Then they stole my wallet with nothing in it but 52 cents and a 5 dollar gift card.

 

[holloway]

Some wanker tried to start a fight once at Leeds festival last year. I MAY have perhaps dropped a cigarette accidentally on his girlfriends head- I dunno why he was whining, I think short cuts are in this year. Now she has no excuse, what with the singed hair patch.

But no nothing happened as they were off their faces on meth. Dirty fuckers.

Also,

(For some reason, rock music = geek, metal = geek, stargate = geek, games workshop = geek, but 50 cent = cool).

All correct except the fiddy comment. Wyatt, you seem to attract faggots it seems. Learn the number one rule for awkward angsty teen survival: stay quiet skip, because you talk shit, they talk shit and they have bigger fists.

 

[kaidus]

I don't get jumped, just hassled by similar type of people for cigarettes or w/e I'm smoking at the time. Been jumped countless times outside of school by the same sort of people. I guess my school/college (same thing age 16-18 in the UK) is pretty tight on these types of things, especially given the massive cultural diversity. Racially inspired gang fights aren't a particular rarity both in my town in general and my college, but a large group of people ganging up on a single person/smaller group is rare.

 

[CIPWM74]

metal = geek,

Get the FUCK OUT OF THAT SCHOOL.

OT: I used to go to a Catholic school, I got jumped every day. Until one day, I went there and started strangling everyone(Not to death!) and beating the shit out of everyone. People who weren't attacked yet actually cowered in fear. Even the macho tough guys.

I was expelled.

jumpage occurs

I LOL'd hard at that phrase.

 

[Justice]

Some wanker tried to start a fight once at Leeds festival last year. I MAY have perhaps dropped a cigarette accidentally on his girlfriends head- I dunno why he was whining, I think short cuts are in this year. Now she has no excuse, what with the singed hair patch.

I only saw once instance of a fight there, it was generally pretty friendly, even the riots at the end were all in good fun. It was in the arena, near where they were giving out free Trident opposite the ferris wheel. Some drunk looking feller was starting something with some other guy, hurling some profanities that hurt my poor ears.





...if one of them was you it'd be lol.

 

[holloway]

Nah, I was one of the ones putting the tents on the biggest fire (the one where the next morning there were no tents for 500m).

Got cracked by a fireman with a stick that night, bastard.

 

[Emtch]

@iceplosion:
You're saying that she is worse than the bullies? The bullies did exactly the same thing, except their victims were innocent, plus the fact that the bullies ganged up on people. She did a good thing, for the sake of JUSTICE. You, on the other hand, have a twisted idea of justice.

 

[e]

She isn't worse or better. Just the same. I wouldn't call beating the crap out of others justice. If she's eager and willing to do so, hunting them down, as she said, then obviously it isn't just for justice's sake. Plus, my guess is by jumping so called bullies, she's fueling her own self-esteem. Call me an idealist, but justice should be selfless, objective and cold. Not blood-boiling pent-up fury inside a vaguely feminine stick.