FAIL.
- Thread starter Venetia
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STOP TALKINS
MOAR FAILINS
REAL ONES
AAAAGAGAHGHAGHAGHGHHH
i will ban the next person to talk naively about getting lucky unless it
a.) is amazing
b.) is disgusting
c.) is totally brag-free
d.) is not finger sex (unless it's girl-on-girl, in which case, do so prolifically)
i will also ban anyone who talks about themselves:
a.) beating someone up
b.) putting someone in the hospital
c.) having a hard time with videogames
d.) having a hard time with schoolwork
you think i'm joking
MOAR FAILINS
REAL ONES
AAAAGAGAHGHAGHAGHGHHH
i will ban the next person to talk naively about getting lucky unless it
a.) is amazing
b.) is disgusting
c.) is totally brag-free
d.) is not finger sex (unless it's girl-on-girl, in which case, do so prolifically)
i will also ban anyone who talks about themselves:
a.) beating someone up
b.) putting someone in the hospital
c.) having a hard time with videogames
d.) having a hard time with schoolwork
you think i'm joking
here i will help you
long time ago i lived in a 1st-story apartment. i left the blinds open all the time because people seldom walked by the window. i had gotten out of the shower and the radio was on a song i liked, so i started dancing around naked. well, i was mostly naked, the towel was around my waist. then in the middle of the song, i realized the blinds were halfway open and I had given this passerby a show. he was still standing there, smiling all weirdly/pervy/creepily. so i ran out of the room and waited like 20 minutes for him to leave before i could come back and get dressed. he probably left after 1 minute, but i was too freaked to even walk back in.
ick :< that one still makes my skin crawl from embarrassment and dirtiness :S
i guess it's a mini-fail, more for me than the dude i spose.
fuck
ggg-gg-g-g-g-g-go
long time ago i lived in a 1st-story apartment. i left the blinds open all the time because people seldom walked by the window. i had gotten out of the shower and the radio was on a song i liked, so i started dancing around naked. well, i was mostly naked, the towel was around my waist. then in the middle of the song, i realized the blinds were halfway open and I had given this passerby a show. he was still standing there, smiling all weirdly/pervy/creepily. so i ran out of the room and waited like 20 minutes for him to leave before i could come back and get dressed. he probably left after 1 minute, but i was too freaked to even walk back in.
ick :< that one still makes my skin crawl from embarrassment and dirtiness :S
i guess it's a mini-fail, more for me than the dude i spose.
fuck
ggg-gg-g-g-g-g-go
Apparently, a couple of freshman did it in the library at my girlfriend's school. I'm not sure exactly how it went down, but apparently they were on the floor going at it in the back of the library (which is, I guess, usually deserted) and the librarian went back there (I don't know if she heard or if she was just going to organize the shelves or what) and freaked out. I haven' heard how they were punished, but I still think it's hilarious that they were so desperate that they had to do it at school.
Ashfire111
Member
Wyatt":2m1ml2qa said:
That's... wow.
i was passing my crush on a bicycle and crashed into a car. I was bleeding everywhere. Lucky he lived close...
:P
Ashfire111
Member
i like to tell lies":2ucuw35a said:
Skyla Doragono
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I will start this by saying that this thread is probably over. Nothing Shiroun can imagine can top this. Ever.
Just a few minutes ago I went in the bathroom to do my business. My youngest cat Yuugi was in there, and he's been exceptionally loving toward me since my father left, and since I almost gave both of my cats up, to the point that he doesn't listen to me when I tell him to get out. Well, whatever, he doesn't jump onto people's laps, so I figure he'll be fine and I sit down.
Well, he must have gotten curious as to why there was noises coming from the toilet. >_> Needless to say, pussy met pussy, and I don't think he liked it too much, especially after I grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and nearly tossed him through the door. >_<
Just a few minutes ago I went in the bathroom to do my business. My youngest cat Yuugi was in there, and he's been exceptionally loving toward me since my father left, and since I almost gave both of my cats up, to the point that he doesn't listen to me when I tell him to get out. Well, whatever, he doesn't jump onto people's laps, so I figure he'll be fine and I sit down.
Well, he must have gotten curious as to why there was noises coming from the toilet. >_> Needless to say, pussy met pussy, and I don't think he liked it too much, especially after I grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and nearly tossed him through the door. >_<
Yipe. That's why I hurl my cats bodily out the bathroom if I need to use it.
Not really an earthshattering FAIL since there were no crowds of people around to laugh at you (work on that,) but I can imagine just how disturbing that'd be. I'd be avoiding that cat for a while. :x
Shiroun, your video kinda cements my opinion of you. Sorry.
Not really an earthshattering FAIL since there were no crowds of people around to laugh at you (work on that,) but I can imagine just how disturbing that'd be. I'd be avoiding that cat for a while. :x
Shiroun, your video kinda cements my opinion of you. Sorry.
The "most devoted" title is tougher to obtain than you might think. You're going to have to one-up some pretty impressive stuff.
iceplosion
Member
Yep, no professor would act like that or say something so stupid if they were caught.