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Your favorite lines from video games.

Heronaut":echb8bhe said:
Toad: Sorry Mario, But I'm an annoying faggot! the princess is in another castle!

That made me "lol'd"...
"1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Maybe I should make one of these...lol
 
Personally, I believe the best line ever in a video game is the protagonists only one from Endgame of System Shock 2:
Shodan: Join me human, and we can rule...together!
Player: Nah... (shoots Shodan in the face with a Shotgun)
I just LOL every time at that. If you want to LOL too; watch the video: :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YLMk1E41kE

If there's a franchise that should never have died, its System Shock.
 
Full Throttle:

Ben: Not with my box of bunnies.

EDIT: Also:

Ben: You know what might look better on your nose?
Quohog: What?
Ben: [grabs Quohog's nose ring and slams him down on to the bar] THE BAR.
 
OdioOmnus":drza3ep9 said:
Full Throttle:

Ben: Not with my box of bunnies.

EDIT: Also:

Ben: You know what might look better on your nose?
Quohog: What?
Ben: [grabs Quohog's nose ring and slams him down on to the bar] THE BAR.
Wow, that game is old...lol. I think I still might have the demo of it here somewhere, lol. (I don't know how in the world I can still remember that part though)
 
Altiar from Assassin's Creed  "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"

Gaz from COD4 "I like to keep this fro close encounters" (pulls out shotgun)

McMillin from COD4 "Are you daft?"
 
Isabel - Suikoden V
It is the nature of warriors to be evil. A warrior who is truly righteous, only hopes they take more evil out of the world than they bring into it."
 

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Silent Hill 2
JAMES: "Mary?"
MARIA: "When will you ever stop making that mistake? Mary's dead. You killed her."
JAMES: "Maria? But... I don't need you anymore."
MARIA: "What?! You must be joking... But I can be yours! I'll be here for you forever! And I'll never yell at you, or make you feel bad! That's what you wanted! I'm different from Mary: how can you throw me away?"
JAMES: "I understand now. It's time to end this nightmare."
MARIA: "No! I won't let you! You deserve to die too, James!"

ANGELA: "Or maybe you think you can save me? Will you love me? Take care of me, and heal all my pain? Hmmph. I thought so."

Planescape: Torment
FALL FROM GRACE: "Simple minds, simple pleasures."

RAVEL: "What can change the nature of a man?"

VHAILOR: "Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe."
NAMELESS ONE: "I see..."
VHAILOR: "No, you do not see. Pray you never will."
 
-???
WTF?
Who are j00 d00dz!? LMAO!

-Maya
H-huh!? W-we...

-Maya
Wait, you first!
Who are you!?

-Maya
You look pretty
suspicious to me!

-???
Whatever, l4m3rs!

-Manella
How can j00 not know the
great Sal Manella!?

-Manella
I make teh L33T SH0WZ!
The Steel Samurai? Mine!
RTFC! (Read The Film Credits!)

-Maya
R-really!? You're THE
Sal Manella!?

-Maya
I'm so sorry! I, just, you
looked so... Sorry!

-Manella
No no, quite alright. Really.
It's fine. ROFL!

-Manella
...

-Maya
W-what is it?

-Manella
You know, on
closer inspection...

-Manella
Mmm... Yeah...
Hot! Hot! Hot! *slobber*

-Manella
Hey, do j00 do a lot of
"cosplay," coz that
costume r0x0rz!... *drool*

-Maya
Rocksores!? Wh-wh-what...
Hey! You're drooling!

-Manella
Huh? Mmph! LOL!
Buffer overrun! *pant*

-Manella
You've triggered
my CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ!

-Manella
Yes... yes, it's coming to me!
"Pink Princess"!

-Manella
The sequel to the Steel
Samurai... "Pink Princess:
Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo!"

-Manella
ROFL... LMAO!

-Phoenix
P-"Pink Princess"...?

-Maya
Why's it gotta be "Little"
Olde Tokyo!?

-Maya
Why can't it have a cool name,
like "Neo Olde Tokyo"!?

-Phoenix
Maya, we really need to
talk about "cool"...

I laughed so hard at this, I started coughing. XD
 
Nanami: In the name of Grandpa Genkaku, here's his secret Golden Bird Holy Flower Dragon Tooth Glory Punch!

Leon: You forgot Rule #1 in 'the book.' Don't put yourself in danger.
Shu: I had to throw away 'the book.' You read it too many times...

Anything Luca Blight says:

I don't care about breeding. A sword doesn't need a fine lineage, it just needs to be sharp.

You can round up a million maggots to try to defeat me... but you'll still all just be maggots!

Let me tell you something. There are weak men and strong men in this world. The strong men take everything and the weak men die. That's how the world was designed. Now I will show you how it works, weaklings!!!

Teasel: Listen up everybody! Take everything of value that isn't nailed down! You hear me?! I mean everything, I don't want there to even be a toothpick left, got it!?
Servbot #1: Mr Teasel, we've collected all the food and supplies and loaded them in the ship.
Servbot #2: Um, what should we do with the toilet paper?
Teasel: We may be pirates but we're not barbarians. We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
Servbots: Yes sir!

Megaman Legends 2 rocked. The Bonne Pirates were awesome.
 

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