Your favorite lines from video games.

[The Cry of Fallen Angels]

Spoiler: Mario & Luigi Partners in Time

HAMMER BROS. 1
AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R
BROZ!

HAMMER BROS. 2
WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL, THEN U AM CRY. WE
RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS.
WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS.
U = NOOBS. BROZ = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
WOOT!

- A nose suck the Mario brothers up its nostrils, then taken away -


HAMMER BROS. 2
NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.

HAMMER BROS. 1
TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET
FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.

 

[BellGoRiiing]

Spoiler: Super Paper Mario

"Error 404 hamsters not found."
"You lost everything, way to go genius."
"CRTL ALT DEL!"

Just remembered how to name spoilers...>_>
That is probably my favorite part in the game.

 

[Dissonance]

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small!"

"Whenever anyone wants others to do their work they call upon their Altruism. 'Never mind your own needs,' they say, 'Think of the needs of... of whoever. Of the state. Of the poor. Of the Army, of the King. Of God.' The list goes on and on. How many catastrophes were launched with the words 'Think of yourself?' It's the king and country crowd who light the torch of destruction."

 

[Phoenix]

"What ARE you two doing? I thought you said something about a nice little slideshow?"

 

[Demosthenes2k8]

Spoiler: TWEWY

Joshua: Dibs on Rainbow!

Spoiler: Portal

You think you've hurt me? Two plus two is...ten...in base 4!

 

[Dann Woolf]

Spoiler: Super Paper Mario

"Error 404 hamsters not found."
"You lost everything, way to go genius."
"CRTL ALT DEL!"

Just remembered how to name spoilers...>_>
That is probably my favorite part in the game.

Hey! Mr. Jumpsallthetime!

 

[zeldrak]

Someone Set up us the bomb. -Zero Wing.

"This is my story. And you're not part of it." -Auron in Kingdom hearts 2. I find this line to be quite amusing, when he talks to Hades.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Snake? SSSNNNAAAKKKEEE!!!!!!!!

And how could I forget...
"You spoony bard!"

 

[$t3v0]

Spoiler: Pro evolution Soccer 5 (With German commentary)

"Neeeeed to take a shit-on

 

[Celesinator]

FFVII Cid

Spoiler

Sit down and drink your damn tea!

FFV Butz + Cid

Spoiler

Cid: That lobster got served! Butz: With mashed potatos and gravey!

FFVI Kefka

Spoiler

You all sound like chapters from a self-help boolet!

And of course...

FFVI Kefka

Spoiler

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU! Grrr..!

 

[Chromaticed]

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it!
If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!! - Magus

 

[Demosthenes2k8]

The guy has a freaking ram on his crotch! - Neku Sakuraba
Only by letting other people in can he hope to find new ways to be ourselves - Joshua Kiryu
Any tree can drop an apple, I'll drop the freaking moon! - Sho Minamoto

 

[CODEONE]

Highlord Mograine, World of Warcraft
"Life is meaningless. It is in death that we are truly tested."

 

[Souloux]

Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII

Angeal talking to Zack after he saved him from the Wutai Anti-Shin Ra monster

"Your a little more important than my sword... just a little."

 

[Heronaut]

"Now is when I ram you."

EPIC INNUENDO.

Spoiler: Half-Life 2

Alyx: ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT

Barney: Now, about that beer I owed ya...

G-Man: Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and... smell the ashes.

Isaac Kleiner:Oh, fie! It'll be another week before I can coax her out again!
Barney Calhoun: Yeah, longer if we're lucky.
Alyx Vance: Barney, you're not an animal person?
Isaac Kleiner: Right you are. This is a red letter day, we'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission.
Barney Calhoun: You mean it's working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat.
Alyx Vance: What cat?
Isaac Kleiner: Now, now, there is nothing to be worried about, we have made major strides since then, major strides.
Alyx Vance: What cat?

Spoiler: Half-Life: Opposing Force

Sergeant: Okay, listen up people! We have an extremely hostile situation on our hands. Recon has not been able to determine the amount of the opposition, so let's keep this tight. Your mission is to... Shit!

Spoiler: Super Mario Bros.

Toad: Sorry Mario, But I'm an annoying faggot! the princess is in another castle!

Spoiler: Counter-Strike

Announcer: THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

Announcer: COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN

 

[High Hopes]

Niko: How do you want to die, Roman?!
Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday, I don't know!

Grand Theft Auto IV

 

[Dann Woolf]

From TWEWY:

Joshua: Follow my lead!
Neku: Screw that!



Also, pretty much anything the first GM says is funny. The one who keeps talking about food.

 

[John McEvan]

Kimahri: "..."

 

[Aepriz]

FF12 Vain

Spoiler: What did he say again ????

Let me ask of you .
who are you ?
An angel of vengeance
or perhaps
A saint of salvation

~Vain Solidor , Sky fortress bahamut ~
~The last chapter~

 

[optioned]

GTA:IV

Spoiler: About the War

Because I'm the one who survived!

Spoiler: From the trailers and some missions

I killed people, Sumulged People, Sold People!