Dann Woolf
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I'll start with a line from one of the most epic, brick-shitting moments in video game history.
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Your favorite lines from video games.
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Devon Jacobs
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Laharl: Disgaea
IS THAT A HORSE WEINER?
BellGoRiiing
Member
I have a lot of them...I'll pick just one for now though...
GLaDOS: Portal
That part made me laugh, its not the best part though.
GLaDOS: Portal
"I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?"
A tie between Resident Evil 1 in it's entirety or Earthbound in it's entirety.
For serious quotes, Silent Hill 2
For serious quotes, Silent Hill 2
"I was weak. That's why I needed you. Needed somebody to punish me for my sins. That's all over now. I know the truth. Now it's time to end this." This line is played after Maria is killed a third time right in front of James. This is the point he realizes that Maria was a personal demon he had to face in order to get over his wife's murder.
Anything of Fawful's (Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga)
Here's a few:
Here's a few:
"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
"Have you readiness for this?!?"
"Now is when I ram you."
Yggdrassil
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"So zetta slow!" ~Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You
Demosthenes2k8
Member
We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, except for those who are dead.
Anything of Sho Minamoto's but my faves are "3 is the point of 1! 4 the 1-5-9 are 2! 6-5! 3-5!" and "Attention all tasteless tetrahedron!" and, like the person who posted while I did, "So zetta slow!"
BellGoRiiing
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That reminds me...Giygas, lol...Chimmy Ray":31z55e7u said:
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blackboarder77
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Guy from RE4 (cant remember his bloody name.....) I have one very VERY important question for you, do you have any Cigs?
Leon: I got Gum
Leon: I got Gum
arcthemonkey
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Colonel Campbell from MGS2 -
"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!"
I also really liked a line Dias sometimes says before a battle in Star Ocean 2. "Ten seconds."
It was even better since he used that one when I fought him, and I lasted about 10 seconds the first time :D
Portal - Many quotes... LONG
"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!"
I also really liked a line Dias sometimes says before a battle in Star Ocean 2. "Ten seconds."
It was even better since he used that one when I fought him, and I lasted about 10 seconds the first time :D
Portal - Many quotes... LONG
“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great." Probably the best quote in the game.
"Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button."
"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!"
"If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline."
"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"
"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."
"What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-i-i-i-... Weeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the 'Party Escort Submission Position' or you will miss the party."
"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four... (Morality core falls off GLaDOS) Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before. Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... by myself... because you'll be dead."
(Probably my favorite line... err... lines... in the game.)
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
And of course, "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
"Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button."
"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!"
"If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline."
"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"
"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."
"What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-i-i-i-... Weeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the 'Party Escort Submission Position' or you will miss the party."
"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four... (Morality core falls off GLaDOS) Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before. Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... by myself... because you'll be dead."
(Probably my favorite line... err... lines... in the game.)
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
And of course, "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
Diogo //Skyfusion//
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Merlose: It's far too dangerous! We must wait for reinforcements!
Ashley: Reinforcements?
Ashley: I am the reinforcements.
~Vagrant Story
Ashley: Reinforcements?
Ashley: I am the reinforcements.
~Vagrant Story
Some from Vamp, MGS2:
MGS3 ones now:
Raiden - Still ticking, huh?
Vamp - Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies.
Vamp - Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies.
Vamp - There's no need for sorrow, Queen. I died once already. I can't die twice.
Vamp - Five today, or rather six.
MGS3 ones now:
The End - I have slept... long enough for one day... I have slept enough... for an eternity... I thank you... if you hadn't showed up, I would've slept forever... Now, spirits, grant me the strength to finish this... one... final prey... do you hear me, Snake? I am the End! I am here to send you to your ultimate fate...
The Sorrow - This world is one of sadness. Battle brings death. Death brings sorrow. The living may not hear them. Their voices may fall upon deaf ears. But make no mistake - the dead... are not silent.
Sigint - [if you call Sigint while wearing a cardboard box] Uh,Snake... what are you doing?
Naked Snake - I'm in a box.
Sigint - A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake - I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint - Destiny...?
Naked Snake - Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint - ...
Naked Snake - Does any of that make sense?
Sigint - Not even a little.
Naked Snake - You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint - Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?
Naked Snake - I'm in a box.
Sigint - A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake - I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint - Destiny...?
Naked Snake - Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint - ...
Naked Snake - Does any of that make sense?
Sigint - Not even a little.
Naked Snake - You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint - Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?