Worst Way to die?

[soranthus]

Just so you know. when you die that is it! no adventure! dead! lol, someone is high.

What a horribly unproductive post. Don't waste space with mindless drivel like this. Whether you believe there's something after death or not, that's not what this topic is about; and random 'lol' posts are just dumb. At the very least, if your going to put something like this into a post at least answer the question too. Thank you. -Surmuck
P.S. If you say everything like your the authority know-it-all on the situation, people are going to hate you.

 

[Wolfgang]

Obvious 'Hook' refrence lost on everyone here. But seriously, death is an adventure... why the hell would they save it for the end if it's such a letdown? Besides, my afterlife is going to rock. Pagan afterlife is... pretty much the best. Or the only one that makes sense.



:boo:

 

[Cruelty]

Besides, my afterlife is going to rock. Pagan afterlife is... pretty much the best.

i want jesus to carve me a djembe out of heavenwood in mine 8D

 

[soranthus]

In my afterlife i want to come back as a elephant and shoot fireballs from my arse and lazer beams from my eyes. And anyone that looks at me will be blinded by my awesomeness and i will have super strength and be able to talk to humans and they will then elect me as the world leader. lol, wtf r you guys on. There is no such thing as afterlife. That would be gay, you finally die and then get brought back as a worm or a tree or something. LOL you god-believers crack me up.

 

[moog]

LOL right on dewd ^_^

 

[Luminier]

Hey guys, guess what? This isn't the "post your afterlife" thread, nor is it the "post contradictory statements about god and reincarnation" thread. This is the "Worst way to die?" thread. Please keep the off-topicness to a minimum. If you wish to pursue the subject further, please open a new thread. Thanks.

That said, being killed by someone accidentally knocking you on the noggin with something heavy is pretty lame.

 

[Nachos]

no no no, dying of bukkake is lame

 

[soranthus]

Hey guys, guess what? This isn't the "post your afterlife" thread, nor is it the "post contradictory statements about god and reincarnation" thread. This is the "Worst way to die?" thread. Please keep the off-topicness to a minimum. If you wish to pursue the subject further, please open a new thread. Thanks.

That said, being killed by someone accidentally knocking you on the noggin with something heavy is pretty lame.

LOL, as you siad. This is the "Worst way to die?" thread. So its not the 'Lamest way to die". ...PFFT!

idiot....

Edit: Also i changed my worst death opinion. The worst death i know is being strapped to a chair and have a snake being forced down your throat. .... ouch

 

[moog]

calling a moderator an idiot isnt the best way to continue things champ

 

[Feldschlacht IV]

Drowning would suck a lot.

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[coyotecraft]

Actually, there was this guy who would volunteer to drown and have people bring him back. He said when your body gives up fighting it, and with the adrenaline, everything is quite and peaceful.

 

[Feldschlacht IV]

Sounds like the guy had a lot of issues.

Oh yeah, my roommate and I had a debate over this, what would be a worse way to go; freezing to death, or burning to death?

 

[Venetia]

Freezing to death would take a lot longer, and be a lot more miserable. Burning to death would be quicker, but probably a hell of a lot more painful all at once. When you freeze to death, you just kind of fall asleep, and your brain shuts down. When you burn to death, unless you breathe in a lot of smoke and pass out (or if you're in a confined space, the fire will suck out the oxygen and you'll suffocate in a semi-vaccuum), it will take a while (well, it'll seem like a while) for your vitals to get hot enough to shut down--so you'll go down screaming. I think I'd rather freeze.

The worst death would be the slowest death. Starving to death, maybe. You'd start suffering diarrhea, your teeth and hair would loosen and fall out, you'd feel your acid corroding your stomach, you might get lesions, and you'd get so weak, you couldn't move or think. Though supposedly, the end is kind of peaceful. Some say the body is preconditioned to it, as starvation is one of the leading causes of death in mammals. Dehydration might be just as bad, but atleast you'd be able to trip on some neat hallucinations, and it wouldn't take as long.

Oh, I thought of another one. When I worked for a lawfirm, I saw a case of a boy being mauled to death by a couple of coyotes (the parents were suing the daycare center that let him run out and get caught by them). Canines of that size don't kill large things very efficiently. They can't strangle something that big, so they just maul and bite and tear while you try to flail and protect your face, until you pass out. Sounds pretty freaking horrible.

 

[Twin Matrix]

I think any situation where you are surrounded by friends and or family. Dieing on your death bed with people you love near you is comforting for them to some degree, but having your mind race with what you could of done must be more traumatizing then torture, random violence, or just natural craziness. Our bodies more often or not make us immune to pain very quickly in a traumatizing situation, where as if we are not in pain and our candle is just flickering before it burns out we aren't in much pain, we just fall to sleep for good according to science. So I think the worst way to die is what many consider the best. But It might just be my guilty conscious.

Oh please! Life is not a movie! When you are an old withered husk gasping for breath, you wont be lying on your deathbed thinking "Gee, I wish someone was flaying me alive right now, at least it would be a more interesting way to die..."

Be honest with yourself. Death is not a joke, it's not romantic or heroic. Sane people want to pass on in the most peaceful and painless way possible. Anyone who says otherwise is either a liar or totally nuts.

Agreed.

Future reference: avoid one word posts. It's not cool. -Surmuck

 

[coyotecraft]

I had an English teacher that read us true stories of how people die. Most of them Humiliating. I think it was called the Darwin awards or something.
Anyways, there was one about a guy who dropped bricks off a bridge at night and tried hitting cars. One of the bricks had a metal hook sticking out of it. Some how it hooked through his testicles, he fell of the bridge and dragged behind a truck for so many yards, by his ball sack! Ouch... Although he probably died when he fell off the bridge.

There was another about a couple who had sex while driving. They crashed and were crushed together. Going out with a bang wouldn't be so bad.
Which brings up the question: If you have sex with someone and they die does that make you a necrophile?

 

[soranthus]

Umm..y do you want to know??? LOL?

Hey buddy, again posts like this are totally inappropriate if they don't contribute to the discussion at all. I think I already left warnings like this on other posts for you, probably in this very thread. Get it under control. -Surmuck

Shut up dick head

you've had enough. warned for flaming. it doesn't even matter that he's a mod, bro -- just, what made you think this was a good way to dictate a situation?
yrs, mawk

 

[ljackstar]

I would say being crusified (sorry if i spelled that wrong) would be bad because you would be mocked then you die because of sufacation. Not fun to me!
Then again, decapitaion would suck in any way shape or form with chainsaw being the worst!

EDIT: Also that darwin awards thing, i read about that one. Dang ishould start a thread of thoses kind of deaths that i/others read in the book.
They are fucking halarious!

 

[skirtboy]

I think the worst way to die is in my sleep, or of old age. Weather my beliefs about the afterlife are correct or not, I would still face death easier knowing that my life, and my death, meant something. Knowing that it was coming wuld allow me no small amount of peace.

BTW, Crucifixion was one of the LEAST painful methods of execution in the Roman empire. For crimes like patricide, they tied the offender in a sack with a dog and a rooster, then threw the sack into the river. The victim was torn to pieces by the crazed animals attempting to escape the sack.

 

[Puffy]

After seeing a video of a dude getting sucked into a jet engine, I'm compelled to offer that. He survived, but it's really very terrible.

You'll probably die instantly, but as for any witnesses, it's scary. And chunky salsa. There's really no hope of escape, it's so instant. Ironic, too, death by a magnificent piece of technology and progress.